Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:38 pm

Also not even mentioned. Why is the "entertainment director" giving instructions to the gaming floor?

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by mister d » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:38 pm

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I mean, I hope ...t...o ... do... a rail off a dude's erect cock.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm

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For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
I think we're all aware of it.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm

I was literally pounding my desk with my fist laughing out loud.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm
tennbengal wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
I think we're all aware of it.
And there's one other thing coming up that I know about.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:40 pm

I have an MBA it's no big deal.

Pretty sure anyone in management of a Vegas casino at his age would have to have an MBA (in the 90s. In the mid-80s or earlier could be mobbed up).

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:40 pm

Totally reasonable response to saying "fuck" to her kid.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:42 pm

"Hi Al, I forgive you now for making me suck your dick all the time."
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by tennbengal » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm

I mean, holy hell, this is supposed to be the feel good nostalgic part? What the fuck?

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm

I want to figure out a way to inject his movie into my veins. (I feel the same way about The Room by the way.)

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm

I will now end every conversation with, "Must be weird not having anybody come on you."
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by tennbengal » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 pm

Oh, he ruined it, so close.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:44 pm

There is literally no time of the night (pre-COViD-19) where you could drive with that little traffic on the Strip.

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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:44 pm

Classy bachelor pad.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:45 pm

What was the waxing line item in the budget?
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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:45 pm

"Fuck me under the puking dolphin!"

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:45 pm

I hadn't seen this movie before but remember hearing there was a rumor that the original plan was for McLachlan's character to be frontally nude with a CGI dong.
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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:46 pm

NC-17 starting to make a little more sense tbh.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm

There we go. That's the good stuff.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm

So I get she's fucking MacLachlan here because she's attracted to him, not because she's getting paid to and I'm honestly not a slut-shamer, but what in the fuck is the objection to icing down your nipples?

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by tennbengal » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm
There we go. That's the good stuff.
And, we've got thrashing!

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
Holy shit, I thought you would be exaggerating but I think you might be right.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm

Wait, she does coke now?

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm

Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm

It's honestly a weird point in Vegas' favor that all of these places consented to have their brands associated with this movie.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm

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Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.

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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm

I'm even starting to warm up to this asshole producer guy.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by tennbengal » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm
tennbengal wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm
For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
Holy shit, I thought you would be exaggerating but I think you might be right.
It's...it's just so bad.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm

brian wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm

Oh, she's fucking her way to the top now?

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
brian wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Oh, for sure. We're on the same page then.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by tennbengal » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm

brian wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
I'm even starting to warm up to this asshole producer guy.
LA Law and Dharma and Greg. This was in-between for Rachins.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm

So I've not seen this, but there's gotta be a three-way between these three right?

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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:53 pm

She's being iced out by those basic, jealous bitches.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:53 pm

brian wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
brian wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Oh, for sure. We're on the same page then.
There's not even another candidate.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:53 pm

Are these Checkov's nails here?

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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 pm

My spelling's for shit btw. Apologies.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 pm

Berkeley has made a very quick change from completely naive to remarkably savvy.... until getting played here.
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Post by brian » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 pm

I'm just spitballing here, but I would bet a lot of money that Esterhaus has a nail fetish.

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:55 pm

Yeah, this might literally be the worst big-budget movie I've ever seen. For all I had heard, didn't think it would actually be this bad.
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