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Two things.

1-this is not the fucking craft beer/trader joe thread. Lit or GTFo.

2- I did not need this last bourbon.

3- fuck yo math.
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Happy Halloween!
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Happy indeed.

Wife and daughter off to see Katy Perry. Son is working in the basement, dog is tired, might get 6 kids coming by the house tonight (for Hallowe'en for christ's sake!)

Shot of Writer's Tears and a local IPA on the desk and a night of watching a bunch of animated shows as I try to come up with a series idea...

Life is good.

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I just saw that. Shit, I might have to find myself to an Applebees before the month is over.
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Thirded.

My barber has beers while we wait/get cut. I may or may not have had a few without having lunch and now this afternoon is fun.
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I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."
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Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."


You can get white girl wasted pretty quick.
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Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."


There's a place here in Houston known for their 32 oz. long islands. It's like the trashiest dive bar ever, but it's right on the edge of one of the toniest neighborhoods in town. They limit you to two and there are always two off duty cops hanging out at the front door on the weekends. I miss Marquis II.
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Giff wrote:
Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."


There's a place here in Houston known for their 32 oz. long islands. It's like the trashiest dive bar ever, but it's right on the edge of one of the toniest neighborhoods in town. They limit you to two and there are always two off duty cops hanging out at the front door on the weekends. I miss Marquis II.


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A_B wrote:
Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."


You can get white girl wasted pretty quick.


Back in my bartending days I worked in a dump where they were pretty popular. I associate them with bad decisions (and nice tips)
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Not me, not today, but someday

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Me, not today, but tomorrow and the next two weeks thereafter! Let's go!
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Enjoy!
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rass wrote: ↑Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:46 pm Me, not today, but tomorrow and the next two weeks thereafter! Let's go!
Say hi to the beach for me! Let me know if you get a wave back.
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Go get ‘em Rass.
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Enoch staying out of this shit like no one's business.
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brian wrote: ↑Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:39 am Image

Enoch staying out of this shit like no one's business.
Ha!

I’ve been battling food poisoning the past few days. Sunday night my wife came home with a meatball ravioli dinner from some restaurant out in Catonsville. I ate it…and several hours later woke up in pain (1 am Mon). I thought some organ was about to burst. Couldn’t even lay down because the pain came in waves whenever I was horizontal, and when I was upright it was only a blecch feeling. So around 3 am I decided to force the issue by downing an 8oz glass of Miralax…you know, to expedite the offending food out of my system. Anyway, around 4:30 am I start the trips to the bathroom. Around noon I was done. Two days later the fever has resided, but my internal clock’s been flipped since.
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Maybe leaving my wife at the bar while I left to get tacos with my youngest and look after the dog was a bad idea.
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rass wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:19 pm Maybe leaving my wife at the bar while I left to get tacos with my youngest and look after the dog was a bad idea.
Jesus, I read the first 4 words and my heart sank into my stomach. Careful how you word shit! The rest of the sentence paints a hilarious picture though, get her lots of Gatorade or Liquid IV.
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Let the record show that preceded her falling off the stool
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rass wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:25 pm Let the record show that preceded her falling off the stool
Funny fall or not funny?
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She’ll be mortified when the realization comes but funny
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Says she has a massive headache and doesn’t remember a damn thing but seems in surprisingly good shape otherwise.
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rass wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:52 am Says she has a massive headache and doesn’t remember a damn thing but seems in surprisingly good shape otherwise.
Pull the security video
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:25 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:52 am Says she has a massive headache and doesn’t remember a damn thing but seems in surprisingly good shape otherwise.
Pull the security video
Found it. Nice work, Mrs. Rass!

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Ha. Was actually using the Biz cam (formerly the Gus cam, RIP) to keep an eye on her on the couch last night.
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Planned ahead for a throw a bunch of stuff in a baking pan dinner. Minimal knife work left to do. So smrt.
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