Swamp Quarantine Night — The Motherfuckin’ NFL Draft (2020), Thursday, April 23, 8 PM ET

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:45 am

Every year at this time I look for the video of Richie Kotite (never trust a coach named Richie/simmons) explaining the Kyle Brady pick on ESPN and every year I can't find it and every year I get sad. Paraphrasing:

Not many teams have two quality tight ends.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:02 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:45 am Every year at this time I look for the video of Richie Kotite (never trust a coach named Richie/simmons) explaining the Kyle Brady pick on ESPN and every year I can't find it and every year I get sad. Paraphrasing:

Not many teams have two quality tight ends.

Not exactly what you're looking for, but I assume you saw this? Still an entertaining video. A Kotite quote at 2:15.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:05 am

I'm kind of excited for this. Hoping for a shitshow.

(Kind of sad to think the draft would actually be happening on the Las Vegas Strip in a different timeline though.)

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:20 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:02 am
rass wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:45 am Every year at this time I look for the video of Richie Kotite (never trust a coach named Richie/simmons) explaining the Kyle Brady pick on ESPN and every year I can't find it and every year I get sad. Paraphrasing:

Not many teams have two quality tight ends.

Not exactly what you're looking for, but I assume you saw this? Still an entertaining video. A Kotite quote at 2:15.

HAAAAAA "he knows how to release" as they run 7-on-7s in shorts. Fuckin' idiot.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:30 am

"Forget those rumors. We'll clean up is act..bring Sapp to New York; we'll take care of him."

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 4:08 pm

Oh god mcNeigh has the Coronavirus!

Era: false alarm. whew. Just McShay

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:37 pm

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:38 pm

That's about a best case scenario for the Lions.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:57 pm

So are we zooming? I'm in motherfuckers.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:08 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:38 pm That's about a best case scenario for the Lions.

It also depicts my concern that Ryan Pace will be a dumb fuck and package his two second-rounders to move up into the first.

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tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:32 pm

I am in a poker tournament - if I bust will join.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:42 pm

Just got to listen to Boomer and Carson talk about being a Bengals first round QB. They seemed positive all told.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:51 pm

Where y'all frogs at?

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:54 pm

I'm ready

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:56 pm

Which feed are y’all watching?

ETA: Michael Irvin is on ESPN, so I’ll watch ABC instead.

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:02 pm

Isnt it all the same feed this year?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:08 pm

Massive Eyeroll Count: 1

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:09 pm

I know I'm in the minority but as a Bengal fan if the Dolphins gave up all their 1st rounders this year and their #1 next year I'd trade the pick.

Tank next year and draft Trevor Lawrence.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:09 pm

We're Zooming, bitches!

Todd McNeigh · Post by **Todd McNeigh** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:20 pm

GoodKarma wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:09 pm I know I'm in the minority but as a Bengal fan if the Dolphins gave up all their 1st rounders this year and their #1 next year I'd trade the pick.

Tank next year and draft Trevor Lawrence.

Don't the Dolphins have the first pick this year to take Tua?

You just can't count on that to happen.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:24 pm

Booted ftom YouTube tv. No picks yet?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:25 pm

Michael Irvin's analysis sounds like it was just based on the first three sentences of Burrow's wikipedia entry.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:28 pm

I am so happy.

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:30 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:28 pm I am so happy.

Happy for all of the Bengals fans. I’m looking forward to watching him destroy the Browns for the next 15 years.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:33 pm

Suzy Kolber's hair is a fire hazard.

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:36 pm

If Nike is selling those 740 t-shirts I’ll buy a dozen.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:37 pm

I have a white t shirt and a sharpie. ill make you one.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:19 pm

Pretty chalk draft so far, right? No sliders from Tua or Herbert and top 8 are pretty much the players listed in most mocks.

Post by **brian** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:30 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:19 pm Pretty chalk draft so far, right? No sliders from Tua or Herbert and top 8 are pretty much the players listed in most mocks.

You're missing scintillating analysis on Zoom.

Rams Fanny · Post by **Rams Fanny** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:36 pm

Las Vegas is on the clock!

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:38 pm

Mekhi wasn’t even the biggest guy in the room!

Rams Fanny · Post by **Rams Fanny** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:03 pm

I think Whiners will regret not taking Jeudy.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:04 pm

Someone took my fucking pen and no one will confess.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:12 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:04 pm Someone took my fucking pen and no one will confess.

So i took a righteous rip on tuesaday and then went for a walk. i know i put the pen up afterwards. and now its not there.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:16 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:30 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:19 pm Pretty chalk draft so far, right? No sliders from Tua or Herbert and top 8 are pretty much the players listed in most mocks.
You're missing scintillating analysis on Zoom.

Still alive in my poker tourney - survivor - need to finish top five to cash. Currently sitting 3rd of 12 left from starting 49.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:18 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:12 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:04 pm Someone took my fucking pen and no one will confess.
So i took a righteous rip on tuesaday and then went for a walk. i know i put the pen up afterwards. and now its not there.

This is a nightmare beacuse my firday plan was to get high as shit and i cant find my pen.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:06 pm

What a night. Burrow and i made it to final five and cashed in my poker tourney - $125 buy-in paid $1155

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:58 pm

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:17 am

Joe Burrow wearing a Supermario shirt as he helps his mother with the pledge of allegiance is pretty cool.
https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl-draft-joe- ... 15355.html