Swamp Quarantine Night — The Motherfuckin’ NFL Draft (2020), Thursday, April 23, 8 PM ET

[Sabo]

Someone took my fucking pen and no one will confess.

So i took a righteous rip on tuesaday and then went for a walk. i know i put the pen up afterwards. and now its not there.

This is a nightmare beacuse my firday plan was to get high as shit and i cant find my pen.

I'd question your college-age daughter first.

[brian]

We (perhaps inadvisedly) decided to record the Zoom call for the draft last night, though we didn't start until after the sixth pick or something like that. This is a 1.5 GB file so I have to take it down after the weekend, but for Swamp completists...

[BSF21]

We (perhaps inadvisedly) decided to record the Zoom call for the draft last night, though we didn't start until after the sixth pick or something like that. This is a 1.5 GB file so I have to take it down after the weekend, but for Swamp completists...

Should have joined but I was kinda off the draft since the Colts traded their first this year. Hope y'all had fun!

[Sabo]

We (perhaps inadvisedly) decided to record the Zoom call for the draft last night, though we didn't start until after the sixth pick or something like that. This is a 1.5 GB file so I have to take it down after the weekend, but for Swamp completists...

I'm only two minutes in and already know AB is hammered.

[degenerasian]

I'm impressed. For 8 people, you guys are not talking over each other, watching tv and talking about the same topic. My work meetings could use a few lessons.

[mister d]

"Name a swamper in this pic" would be a great crash question. I can name two for sure, maybe two more.

[Johnnie]

[mister d]

Is it irresponsible to mention that two known facts are (1) Dak Prescott threw a party a few weeks ago and (2) Dak Prescott's brother died yesterday?

[govmentchedda]

Is it irresponsible to mention that two known facts are (1) Dak Prescott threw a party a few weeks ago and (2) Dak Prescott's brother died yesterday?

Not at all, and this is exactly where my brain went as well.

[Johnnie]

[Johnnie]

Is it irresponsible to mention that two known facts are (1) Dak Prescott threw a party a few weeks ago and (2) Dak Prescott's brother died yesterday?

Not at all, and this is exactly where my brain went as well.

Whoa. He was 31. Damn.

[DSafetyGuy]

Is it irresponsible to mention that two known facts are (1) Dak Prescott threw a party a few weeks ago and (2) Dak Prescott's brother died yesterday?

Nope, and I forgot about part one when I saw part two earlier.

[DSafetyGuy]

The Bears now have ten tight ends on their roster.

I hate Ryan Pace.

[Joe K]

Is it irresponsible to mention that two known facts are (1) Dak Prescott threw a party a few weeks ago and (2) Dak Prescott's brother died yesterday?

Nope, and I forgot about part one when I saw part two earlier.

IDK, between his age and the reports that he died “suddenly” and at home, I’d suspect the more usual causes of death for young people.

On another note, while I’d probably not enjoy talking to Belichick, I’d love to hang out with his dog.

[Rex]

Man you sure know who lets the wives do the interior design

[GoodKarma]

Colts had a good 2nd round.

[sancarlos]

The Bears now have ten tight ends on their roster.

I hate Ryan Pace.

The upcoming season will see the Bears entering a cycle of mediocrity marked with 21 wins over the next four seasons.

And, they paid Trey Burton a mint, and the traded him for a bag of balls, too, amirite?

[Ryan]

Antoine Winfield Sr picked off Tom Brady on November 11th, 2001

[GoodKarma]

The Bears now have ten tight ends on their roster.

I hate Ryan Pace.

Wtf was up with Ryan Pace’s basement/office decor? I have no idea what the stuff on the wall was...

[DSafetyGuy]

The Bears now have ten tight ends on their roster.

I hate Ryan Pace.

The upcoming season will see the Bears entering a cycle of mediocrity marked with 21 wins over the next four seasons.

And, they paid Trey Burton a mint, and the traded him for a bag of balls, too, amirite?

Nope, they cut Burton. $7.5 million in dead money over the next two years, offset language in his contract means they are on the hook for $3.1 million of his $4 million salary with the Colts this year.

Oh, and it came out this afternoon that Burton alleges the Bears misdiagnosed his injury, then rushed him back last season.

[Rex]

Me at the furniture store: “who buys these oversized leather couches with the drink holders”?

Not any more....

[brian]

Me at the furniture store: “who buys these oversized leather couches with the drink holders”?

Not any more....

They’re trashy as fuck but hella convenient.

[Reaper]

I'm glad there's no Zoom room tonight. You'd have just seen me pass out. At least I think that's what happened. Maybe just catatonic. I'm still confused.

[sancarlos]

I'm glad there's no Zoom room tonight. You'd have just seen me pass out. At least I think that's what happened. Maybe just catatonic. I'm still confused.

What? Is your wife there to look out for you? Are you sick? Or, just drink too much?

[Reaper]

I'm glad there's no Zoom room tonight. You'd have just seen me pass out. At least I think that's what happened. Maybe just catatonic. I'm still confused.

What? Is your wife there to look out for you? Are you sick? Or, just drink too much?

Nope. It just Hurts. It just Jalen Hurts.

[tennbengal]

The Bears now have ten tight ends on their roster.

I hate Ryan Pace.

But the old guy can teach the young guy. And the other young guy. And the other old guy can say something too.

[tennbengal]

I'm glad there's no Zoom room tonight. You'd have just seen me pass out. At least I think that's what happened. Maybe just catatonic. I'm still confused.

What? Is your wife there to look out for you? Are you sick? Or, just drink too much?

Nope. It just Hurts. It just Jalen Hurts.

They wanted in on that sweet sweet Taysom Hill action...

[A_B]

I'm glad there's no Zoom room tonight. You'd have just seen me pass out. At least I think that's what happened. Maybe just catatonic. I'm still confused.

What? Is your wife there to look out for you? Are you sick? Or, just drink too much?

Nope. It just Hurts. It just Jalen Hurts.

Are they worried about Wentz? Seems strange.

Brian, enjoy Bowden. Just get him the ball. I expect him to either be in the league for 10 years with good fantasy value or flame out in two. With little in between.

There’s a great athletic story on him if anyone wants to look it up.

[rass]

I wish I had watched this before my run this morning!

[DSafetyGuy]

The Bears now have ten tight ends on their roster.

I hate Ryan Pace.

But the old guy can teach the young guy. And the other young guy. And the other old guy can say something too.

An article on the Athletic talking about the Kmet pick mentioned the ten TEs and listed them as Jimmy Graham and Kmet, the veteran they signed as a free agent, and the special teamer... meaning the other six guys are?

Exactly.

[rass]

Ha. I thought you were exaggerating for effect. Ha!

[DSafetyGuy]

Ha. I thought you were exaggerating for effect. Ha!

Nope, ten tight ends, eight wide receivers, 11 offensive linemen, six defensive linemen. That's some tremendous roster spot allocation.

And here is how the Football Outsiders guys reacted to Kmet.

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[brian]

I'm glad there's no Zoom room tonight. You'd have just seen me pass out. At least I think that's what happened. Maybe just catatonic. I'm still confused.

What? Is your wife there to look out for you? Are you sick? Or, just drink too much?

Nope. It just Hurts. It just Jalen Hurts.

Are they worried about Wentz? Seems strange.

Brian, enjoy Bowden. Just get him the ball. I expect him to either be in the league for 10 years with good fantasy value or flame out in two. With little in between.

There’s a great athletic story on him if anyone wants to look it up.

I thought maybe the Lions picked him and then I thought maybe you were trolling me, but I think you were just being serious.

[brian]

And then of course the Lions take a player from Kentucky in the fourth round....

[A_B]

And then of course the Lions take a player from Kentucky in the fourth round....

I was just coming to post!

He's solid. The line was really good last year and stenberg is at least a two year starter, I can't remember if it's three or not.

[rass]

And then of course the Lions take a player from Kentucky in the fourth round....

I was just coming to post!

He's solid. The line was really good last year and stenberg is at least a two year starter, I can't remember if it's three or not.

Losing track at three does not bode well for your new pen.

[HaulCitgo]

So where does Jennings end up? Edholm says to wait around until Day 3. “To me, he's probably one of those guys who fits best on a Patriots/Lions/Dolphins type of defense,” Edholm says. “He's a really intense kid and a worker who can fill a few roles as a hybrid defender and someone who likely will be solid on special teams. Will he ever be special at any one thing? Probably not. He's really not ideal in coverage and not twitchy at all. More of a physical guy who wins with force more than finesse.”

Jennings offers up a strong defense of his own skills. “I got heart,” he says. “I’m a soldier. I’m passionate about the game, I love the game, I'm a winner. I’m a leader on and off the field. I’m one of the most valuable linebackers in the draft, one of the most versatile, and I can help a team on Day 1.”

Umm, yeah. I like that.

[HaulCitgo]

I wish I had watched this before my run this morning!

Club lit! UNCC has come a long way in a short time. Also the Pats drafted a kid from Lenoir-Rhyne with their first pick. You just gotta love the NFL. They will find you. I mean its nice to be CeeDee lamb and get all the glory but they will find you. There is nothing in life more fair than the NFL looking for talent. I have no doubt that Kaepernick must have had a case but they will find you.

[HaulCitgo]

Matt Patricia trying to prove it. Are we sure that he is drafting this quintez guy for talent or some sort of self healing? Yeesh.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox6now.co ... -rape/amp/

Regardless of what happened this story is totally fucked up. If the guy took advantage that's fucked up. If the girls lied it's fucked up. And if it's just plain old regular drunken misjudgments it's totally fucked up that it ends with having to gamble on a jury and testify publicly about their recollections.

[DSafetyGuy]