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Moreta could be the first female Cy Young winner.

Should we call Cooperstown?
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BSF21 wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 8:40 am So I just noticed that Holland plays at "Spring Brook Supply Field"

I don't know if I came up with that at one point and submitted it or if it's just chance, but they are my one of my largest accounts in Michigan. I know everyone at that place. Freaking me out here.
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Can I buy some naming rights to any stadiums?
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 2:36 pm
BSF21 wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 8:40 am So I just noticed that Holland plays at "Spring Brook Supply Field"

I don't know if I came up with that at one point and submitted it or if it's just chance, but they are my one of my largest accounts in Michigan. I know everyone at that place. Freaking me out here.
Yep, that one was from you when I was taking stadium name suggestions. Hope you are unfreaked now.
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san carlos hitting .571 over the first two games. Clutch.
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Bonaire Magic!!!
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GAME 3 - BURLINGTON vs. REGINA
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GAME 3 - HOLLAND vs. KENTUCKY
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GAME 4 STARTERS:
  • BURLINGTON: govmentchedda (9-16, 5.52 ERA) vs. REGINA: Sean Sands (8-10, 4.43 ERA)
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We hit the playoffs and now the manager of Burlington starts getting aggressive with using the bench? Game 2 we get a Pinch Hitter coming in to win. Game 3 we again see wlu_lax6 taken off the field. This time for a Pinch Runner who scores and then replaced by GoodKarma to play a few different positions and grab a hit. Baloney coming in for an at bat, and delivers. Basically the only thing that did not work out was nonlinear's at bat for TT in the 6th.

And apparently positions are just a suggestion on our team.
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Thank God we got that win, and I hope the bats are awake. Can't believe I'm getting the hill after that dreadful season.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:12 am We hit the playoffs and now the manager of Burlington starts getting aggressive with using the bench? Game 2 we get a Pinch Hitter coming in to win. Game 3 we again see wlu_lax6 taken off the field. This time for a Pinch Runner who scores and then replaced by GoodKarma to play a few different positions and grab a hit. Baloney coming in for an at bat, and delivers. Basically the only thing that did not work out was nonlinear's at bat for TT in the 6th.

And apparently positions are just a suggestion on our team.
Easy there Milton Bradley.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:52 am
wlu_lax6 wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:12 am We hit the playoffs and now the manager of Burlington starts getting aggressive with using the bench? Game 2 we get a Pinch Hitter coming in to win. Game 3 we again see wlu_lax6 taken off the field. This time for a Pinch Runner who scores and then replaced by GoodKarma to play a few different positions and grab a hit. Baloney coming in for an at bat, and delivers. Basically the only thing that did not work out was nonlinear's at bat for TT in the 6th.

And apparently positions are just a suggestion on our team.
Easy there Milton Bradley.
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The Toy Hall Of Fame looks like an amazing place.

https://www.museumofplay.org/

Even has the greatest video game of all time - Robotron
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Robotron was fun... Until the arcades turned the difficulty up to "fuck this shit."
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:44 am Robotron was fun... Until the arcades turned the difficulty up to "fuck this shit."
I got to a point where I could play for a half hour on a single quarter. One of my proudest athletic accomplishments.
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San Carlos hitting .545 in three playoff games.

Clutch.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:43 am The Toy Hall Of Fame looks like an amazing place.

https://www.museumofplay.org/

Even has the greatest video game of all time - Robotron
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GAME 4 - BURLINGTON vs. REGINA
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GAME 5 STARTERS:
  • BURLINGTON: Sabo (16-9, 4.01 ERA) vs. REGINA: Luis Velasquez (20-8, 2.31 ERA)
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GAME 5 - BURLINGTON vs. REGINA
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SHREW CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP - GAME 1 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: degenerasian (21-9, 2.59 ERA) vs. FRESNO: Mike Arnold (18-7, 2.53 ERA)
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Suck it, Burlington.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:25 am Velasquez is on PEDs.
Never give the opponent bulletin board material. Bastard struck me out 4 times in the big game and 6 times in the series.
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GAME 1 - HOLLAND vs. FRESNO
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SHREW CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP - GAME 2 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: Rush2112 (18-12, 3.76 ERA) vs. FRESNO: David Bartell (17-5, 2.46 ERA)
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The 8PM first pitch makes it so hard for Burlington to stay awake and watch their daddies play.
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They're calling it the Lack of Bonaire Boner down in the ABC islands.
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So 7th in the lineup and 2nd in RsBI? #clutch
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Narrowly outhitting our ace pitcher. Nice performance after a rip hot regular season.
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GAME 2 - HOLLAND vs. FRESNO
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SHREW CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP - GAME 3 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: Moreta (18-10, 3.43 ERA) vs. FRESNO: Danny Sotol (3-5, 4.80 ERA)

Fun fact: Danny Soto is the same pitcher who, several years back, hit rass in the head with a pitch, to which we retaliated by throwing at him in the next game until he charged the mount against bengal.
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GAME 3 - HOLLAND vs. FRESNO
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SHREW CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP - GAME 4 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: howard (15-11, 4.41 ERA) vs. FRESNO: Usami Yasuda (13-11, 4.42 ERA)
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GAME 4 - HOLLAND vs. FRESNO
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SHREW CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP - GAME 5 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: degenerasian (21-9, 2.59 ERA) vs. FRESNO: Mike Arnold (18-7, 2.53 ERA)
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GAME 5 - HOLLAND vs. FRESNO
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WORLD SERIES - GAME 1 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: Rush2112 (18-12, 3.76 ERA) vs. REGINA: Luis Velasquez (20-8, 2.31 ERA)
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BUT THE PITCHING MATCH-UPS SPOIL THE SPOILER TAGS
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rass wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:13 am BUT THE PITCHING MATCH-UPS SPOIL THE SPOILER TAGS
Like there was any doubt with DGen on the hill.
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WORLD SERIES GAME 1 - HOLLAND vs. REGINA

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WORLD SERIES - GAME 2 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: Moreta[/u] (18-10, 3.43 ERA) vs. REGINA: Robby Orosco (17-8, 2.98 ERA)
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So Clint Torres, the manager of the Regina Monologues, is a bit sensitive to pressure? You've done it again carwash!
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rass wrote: Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:03 am So Clint Torres, the manager of the Regina Monologues, is a bit sensitive to pressure? You've done it again carwash!
Yeah! He should be suspended!
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Good luck finding him, degen
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Got sick of all the Holland strikeouts and turned it off after 4
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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WORLD SERIES GAME 2 - HOLLAND vs. REGINA

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WORLD SERIES - GAME 3 STARTERS:
  • HOLLAND: degenerasian (21-9, 2.59 ERA) vs. REGINA: Jonathan Campbell (8-10, 4.43 ERA)
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Was I injured in the affair?

This one is over. Degen on the hill, Moreta throwing lights out.

Get the brooms.
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BSF21 wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:22 am Was I injured in the affair?
You exited the game after sliding into a base with what turned out to be a "stiff neck" but will be OK for the next game.
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