Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2020 - SEASON AWARDS

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:50 am

Must have spent the night before the game looking for Regina's manager.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:23 am

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:45 am
BSF21 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:22 am Was I injured in the affair?
You exited the game after sliding into a base with what turned out to be a "stiff neck" but will be OK for the next game.

Oh I'm stiff alright.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:45 am

Guess not everyone plays nine innings "hard".

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:37 pm

Sorry, forgot to post earlier.

WORLD SERIES GAME 3 - HOLLAND vs. REGINA

WORLD SERIES - GAME 4 STARTERS:

HOLLAND: howard (15-11, 4.41 ERA) vs. REGINA: Jonathan Campbell (5-6, 3.81 ERA)

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:13 am

WORLD SERIES GAME 4 - HOLLAND vs. REGINA

WORLD SERIES - GAME 5 STARTERS:

HOLLAND: Rush2112 (18-12, 3.76 ERA) vs. REGINA: Luis Velasquez (20-8, 2.31 ERA)

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:22 am

go me!

manager carwash wrote:...I warned them that even if we make it out of the World Series, it's only going to get harder.

Do I smell a crossover? Rimworld Series????

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 6:59 am

WORLD SERIES GAME 5 - HOLLAND vs. REGINA

WORLD SERIES - GAME 6 STARTERS:

HOLLAND: Moreta (18-10, 3.43 ERA) vs. REGINA: Robby Orosco (17-8, 2.98 ERA)

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:03 am

Cast in this unlikely role
Ill-equipped to act

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:27 am

He Can’t Do It Alone: Mister D Reaches Base Twice

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:33 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:25 am Velasquez is on PEDs.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:53 am

mister d wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:27 am He Can’t Do It Alone: Mister D Reaches Base Twice

He can't help you either: BSF leaves you there both times.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:21 pm

There hasn’t been enough attention paid to Holland’s plucky shortstop who, after battling the Mendoza line all regular season, has been kicking ass ON FI-YER all postseason. Clutch.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:47 am

WORLD SERIES GAME 6 - HOLLAND vs. REGINA

Congratulations to the 2020 Swamp Baseball League champion Holland Oats.

BSF21 wins the World Series MVP after hitting .400 (10-for-25) in the series.

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Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:53 am

A "huge parade" may not be advisable.

Thanks for a great season!

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:55 am

Thanks again for running and posting this Carwash.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:14 am

Moreta. A maneater.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:21 am

Thanks carwash.

And fuck the media for rewarding that glory boy BSF. Gonna push him off the float and under a tractor. Go team, though.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:36 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:21 am Thanks carwash.

And fuck the media for rewarding that glory boy BSF. Gonna push him off the float and under a tractor. Go team, though.

Hey some of us are out here doing it all for the team man.

That said, in an act of team solidarity, I rip my MVP in half with my bare hands and present one half each to PDX and Duff for their efforts this postseason.

Rass gets nothing and I'm gonna put a bunch of cocaine in his trunk and tell the cops I think I saw him leave the locker room a little tipsy.

duff · Post by **duff** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:48 am

Post season run was great until the world series. Yikes! Must be a mental block.

Great work carwash!

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:01 am

Best things about Indiana:
1. Parks and Rec was set there
2. That one time in 2006 when the Steelers beat the Colts in the playoffs
3. Corn
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98. Mike Pence
99. duff
100. BSF

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:27 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:01 am Best things about Indiana:
1. Parks and Rec was set there
2. That one time in 2006 when the Steelers beat the Colts in the playoffs
3. Corn
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98. Mike Pence
99. duff
100. BSF

c://bsf/me/declarewar.exe

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:57 am

The dude from Strand of Oaks was born there.

duff · Post by **duff** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:01 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:01 am Best things about Indiana:
1. Parks and Rec was set there
2. That one time in 2006 when the Steelers beat the Colts in the playoffs
3. Corn
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98. Mike Pence
99. duff
100. BSF

To place Mike Dense in front of me is a gosh darn travshamery! What would mother think!

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:14 am

Congrats Oats! You all act like a bunch of Rich Girls, and I Can’t Go For That, but I know you’re really all Maneaters. Just be happy knowing that Sara Smiles because you won it all. I’m not Out of Touch, I just think you should know that You Make My Dreams Come True. Oh, and Moreta, your Kiss is on My List.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:47 am

Thanks, Carwash. And, happy birthday.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:06 am

New polls up for the team MVPs.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:53 am

Other.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:37 am

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:53 amOther.

Well, then. That's two votes for me.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:37 am

Alright, time for the season awards:

- wlu_lax and BSF21 wins the Silver Slugger awards as their conferences' top hitters at their positions.

- rass wins the Gold Glove as the Shrew conference's top defensive catcher. Incidentally, rass is also the league's all time leader in runners thrown out, with 115.

- Johnny Carwash wins Manager of the Year for Holland. You're welcome.

- degenerasian finishes fifth in the Shrew Conference Cy Young voting, behind Corpus Christi's Rory Strachan.

- wlu_lax finishes second in the Bensell Conference MVP voting, narrowly losing out to Dundalk's Arturo Chacon.

- BSF21 and P.D.X. finish third and fourth in the Shrew Conference MVP voting, won by Ernesto "Slim" Gonzales of Fort Myers.

- Congratulations to the winners of the Unknown Award for their teams' respective MVPs, wlu_lax for Burlington and BSF21 for Holland. Here's the vote tally for reference:

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:59 am

Degenerasian was burned in Cy Young voting.

If he wasn't a Canadian he'd have won the award.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:01 am

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:37 am - rass wins the Gold Glove as the Shrew conference's top defensive catcher. Incidentally, rass is also the league's all time leader in runners thrown out, with 115.

My Oats teammates are well aware of this because I brand myself, Killmonger-style, in the locker room after games where I throw a mfer out.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:44 am

Bump...any interest in doing this for another season?

If so, would likely cut down the updates to monthly or bi-weekly for most of the season as getting everything together is kind of a grind for me.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:06 am

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:44 am Bump...any interest in doing this for another season?

If so, would likely cut down the updates to monthly or bi-weekly for most of the season as getting everything together is kind of a grind for me.

Always look forward to it but I don't have to do any work (other click a link or so) so easy for me to say yes...respect your time so if you say I am done, no harm (but not your managerial work..virtual wlu_lax6 stays surly and selfish).

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:42 am

Definitely but do not make more work for yourself. Just monthly updates for the regular season would be great!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:46 am

Love the league.

Love your effort on it.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:16 am

It's always enjoyable. It wouldn't be as enjoyable if it caused you any extra stress/work.

bapo! · Post by **bapo!** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:35 am

I don't think anybody wants you to post less, carwash. We love your content. You just have to decide if it's worth your time.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:34 pm

I’m just saying, I’d be down to do play by play for a Swamp Game of the Month.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:42 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:34 pm I’m just saying, I’d be down to do play by play for a Swamp Game of the Month.

“Earlier today I said something that I am so ashamed of and I feel the need to tell you, our loyal fans that I am sor...and there’s a high fly ball to deep center, a 2 run shot from The Sybian...any way as I said I’m sorry and...”

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:59 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:34 pm I’m just saying, I’d be down to do play by play for a Swamp Game of the Month.

I'm still planning to do this, just need to get around to it. Hopefully within the next couple weeks.

As for play-by-play, the in-game presentation is very basic and no-frills, sort of like an upgraded version of the old MicroLeague Baseball games. If you'd like to give it a try, great, but not sure how much you could do with it.