Twitter:The New Batch

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Twitter:The New Batch

Post by A_B » Thu May 07, 2020 9:37 pm

Is it going to hurt anyone’s feelings if we go to a thread that wasn’t started by Scottie?

Anyway I got a response and a like from Robert Irvine. I love food network and Restaurant Impossible. I’m a Bobby Flay Stan first then probably Alex Guarnaschelli. Then a toss up for Irvine and Amanda Freitag
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Post by tennbengal » Wed May 13, 2020 12:17 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote:
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Those were pretty damn great.

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I'm Gandalf x Witch King.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

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P.D.X. wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 1:22 pm
I'm Gandalf x Witch King.
Gandalf, the weed sommelier is the one that floored me.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by rass » Fri May 15, 2020 5:54 pm

If Delaney had just somehow gone with a football cliche
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by brian » Tue May 19, 2020 6:13 pm

One of my favorite tweets of the year tbh


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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed May 20, 2020 12:51 pm

The Hoarse Whisperer with a thread about getting retweeted by Trump ...

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Post by brian » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:20 am

That was my favorite response to that (which was posted in the headlines channel, but McKean's response was choice and worthy of posting on its own)

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Post by Johnnie » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:59 pm

I didn't even realize we had that thread.
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:29 am

So perfectly timed that it could be a scene from a comedy... (It's not)

"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Giff » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:48 am

Muh.

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Post by rass » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:40 pm



I didn't know he was real
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:20 pm

He's not from a wheel. He's from a carousel.
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Post by govmentchedda » Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:30 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:
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He's not from a wheel. He's from a carousel.
Tossing out slow claps like it's my job today. Well done, sir.
I took a two hour nap and cried during parks and Rec. it was awesome and terrifying.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:29 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 2:54 pm
An interview with the guy who wrote that obituary about his uncle.

The Viral ‘Uncle Bunky’ Obituary Writer Discusses His Legendary Uncle And Mourning In The COVID Era
In part, Uncle Bunky was a funny meme that reminded us of other funny memes, but it was also something of a stand-in for our own departed family members — an example of how to mourn at a time when so many of us have been unable to gather for funerals. We wanted to live more like Uncle Bunky and grieve more like his nephew. For a moment we all became Royal Tenenbaum, staring at a headstone saying, “Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.”

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Johnnie » Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:54 am

mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Giff » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:10 am

Muh.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by mister d » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:03 pm

Found Dumberer.
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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by EdRomero » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:56 am

Trevor Bauer going after Curt Schilling and Aubrey Huff is entertaining (Schilling deleted his account, but I'm guessing he'll be back by the end of the week)
https://twitter.com/BauerOutage


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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Sabo » Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:08 pm

I hope Bauer's "played yourself like a video game" response to Schilling was intentional. If so, then *chef's kiss*.
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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Jerloma » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:54 am

Every fucking thread is the Twitter thread.
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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Johnnie » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:07 am

Jerloma wrote:
Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:54 am
Every fucking thread is the Twitter thread.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Post by Pruitt » Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:26 am

"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by mister d » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:53 am

Cheese wife.
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Post by mister d » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm

Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
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Post by A_B » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm

mister d wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm
Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by rass » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:20 pm

I didn’t when I read it this morning but do now.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by mister d » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:29 pm

A_B wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm
mister d wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm
Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
A very specific and common joke among the people I follow or that follow them.
rass wrote:
Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:20 am
I'm definitely known as "the boy who cried penis" in town.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Pruitt » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:06 pm

mister d wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:29 pm
A_B wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm
mister d wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm
Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
A very specific and common joke among the people I follow or that follow them.
Anything to do with Eric Andre?
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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