Twitter:The New Batch

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Aces!!
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That was a perfectly executed Darius Kasparaitis submarine check to the knee.
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Totally Kafkaesque
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A brewpub in New Orleans...

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Bet they'll be suspended from reading ESPN.com.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:52 am Bet they'll be suspended from reading ESPN.com.
That was some bull, but you know, he probably shouldn't have used his work address.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:52 am Bet they'll be suspended from reading ESPN.com.
Mister D has officially replaced Bronto as the king of posting stuff where I have no idea what he is talking about. In fairness, Bronto was probably still in college when he did that.
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Its a Woj joke.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:06 pm Its a Woj joke.
Fine, I'll Google it...
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:04 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:52 am Bet they'll be suspended from reading ESPN.com.
Mister D has officially replaced Bronto as the king of posting stuff where I have no idea what he is talking about. In fairness, Bronto was probably still in college when he did that.
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rass wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:18 pm
The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:04 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:52 am Bet they'll be suspended from reading ESPN.com.
Mister D has officially replaced Bronto as the king of posting stuff where I have no idea what he is talking about. In fairness, Bronto was probably still in college when he did that.
He's a grower, not a shower.
On brand, for sure.
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Joke's on both of you, I'm neither.
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They have a song named "Hard to Find".
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hot take: Rex Chapman is an unoriginal-tweeting video stealer

he just takes other people's videos and writes the same five captions
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Yes, but it ain't a bad curation job. He's got a good filter.
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Brontoburglar wrote:SHUT UP! Enough already, Chedda! Who cares about Rex Chapman anyway? The man has only five captions, for Christ's sake! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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Brontoburglar wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 10:03 pm hot take: Rex Chapman is an unoriginal-tweeting video stealer

he just takes other people's videos and writes the same five captions
HOTTER TAKE: He knows that and after the first few that went viral he gets permission or in most cases it's sent by an OP. He's been pretty open about it all that he has only a few things and can't believe it's gotten so big.

Also, he's raised a bunch of money for charities using his platform.

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you really missed a golden opportunity to say "bruh" instead of broseph there
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... Dorothy
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:21 pm ... Dorothy
Excellent.

The first set of replies to this tweet made me giggle:

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Wait... We're supposed to not like Yglesias now?

I fucking hate Twitter.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:37 pm Wait... We're supposed to not like Yglesias now?

I fucking hate Twitter.
He’s been pretty fuckawful for the last few months anyway. Can’t tell if he’s trolling at times or just obtuse.
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Maybe longer than the last few months:

https://twitter.com/mattpyglesias?lang=en
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tennbengal wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:38 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:37 pm Wait... We're supposed to not like Yglesias now?

I fucking hate Twitter.
He’s been pretty fuckawful for the last few months anyway. Can’t tell if he’s trolling at times or just obtuse.
?

He's fine. I mean, there are some people who still hate him for his opinion about a war seventeen years ago, when he was 22 or something. And others who hate him because he has the audacity to note that the left is getting more and more intolerant of dissenting views and less and less interested in freedom of speech.
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Freedom of speech <> freedom from repercussions.
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Twitter hack resulting in all verified accounts getting taken down to stop the spread of the bug/scam. Anyway, the lunatics are running the asylum.

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if you changed your password as the bitcoin hacks were happening (like I did) you've been locked out of your account and can't get it reset

I changed to be safe figuring that there was a widespread breach as it was happening. then my account got locked and, like others who changed their passwords, I'm in this endless loop of error messages on twitter. what a disaster.
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This is too good.



Context: Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion released a new track and it's kinda viral at the moment. Nothing you haven't heard before from female rappers, but it looks like Little Ben is hitting puberty all of a sudden.

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We're due
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Just curious (but not curious enough to listen to a longer segment of Shapiro), but how does he make the leap to this one song encapsulating the entire purpose of the feminist movement?

Ben Shapiro is infuriating, because he is highly intelligent, seems to believe what he says in the few times I've listened to him, but he always has a missing step in his logic to come up with conclusions, or he just factually misrepresents a strawman Lefty argument that nobody believes. Or, in the case of the Christian baker, he completely misunderstood basic concepts of employment law while touting his expertise because he holds a Harvard Law degree.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:28 pm Just curious (but not curious enough to listen to a longer segment of Shapiro), but how does he make the leap to this one song encapsulating the entire purpose of the feminist movement?

Ben Shapiro is infuriating, because he is highly intelligent, seems to believe what he says in the few times I've listened to him, but he always has a missing step in his logic to come up with conclusions, or he just factually misrepresents a strawman Lefty argument that nobody believes. Or, in the case of the Christian baker, he completely misunderstood basic concepts of employment law while touting his expertise because he holds a Harvard Law degree.
There's not a big mystery here. It's because they're black (and proud to be black, more importantly).
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