Twitter:The New Batch

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Johnnie » Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:34 am

Holy shit.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by DSafetyGuy » Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:28 pm

If you have any questions about Carolla, look who he's running with.

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Johnnie » Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:15 am

Vernon Maxwell is awesome.



mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Steve of phpBB » Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:05 pm

So, this couple has been part of Cubs twitter for years, we’re all mutual followers of each other. They got engaged a couple days ago and the dude posted this.

It’s now totally blown up. RT’d by Meghan McCain and Jake Tapper. (And assholes popping up to insult both of their looks of course.)

Very strange.

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by sancarlos » Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:29 pm

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

I never shoulda punched that horse. - AB

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Sabo » Mon Sep 07, 2020 7:10 am

sancarlos wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:29 pm
I remember this woman’s obituary. Total badass.
Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by DaveInSeattle » Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:25 pm

The whole thread is great...Civil War Generals and their muppet counterparts...


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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by Johnnie » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:15 pm

mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by govmentchedda » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:39 pm

Fuck barstool
I took a two hour nap and cried during parks and Rec. it was awesome and terrifying.

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by A_B » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:41 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:39 pm
Fuck barstool
Evergreen.
The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by sancarlos » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:17 pm

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

I never shoulda punched that horse. - AB

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Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Post by rass » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:12 am

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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