Page 4 of 26

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:34 am
by Johnnie
Holy shit.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:28 pm
by DSafetyGuy
If you have any questions about Carolla, look who he's running with.


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:15 am
by Johnnie
Vernon Maxwell is awesome.




Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:05 pm
by Steve of phpBB
So, this couple has been part of Cubs twitter for years, we’re all mutual followers of each other. They got engaged a couple days ago and the dude posted this.

It’s now totally blown up. RT’d by Meghan McCain and Jake Tapper. (And assholes popping up to insult both of their looks of course.)

Very strange.


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:29 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 7:10 am
by Sabo
sancarlos wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:29 pm
I remember this woman’s obituary. Total badass.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:25 pm
by DaveInSeattle
The whole thread is great...Civil War Generals and their muppet counterparts...


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:15 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:39 pm
by govmentchedda
Fuck barstool

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:41 pm
by A_B
govmentchedda wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:39 pm Fuck barstool
Evergreen.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:17 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:12 am
by rass

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:11 pm
by EdRomero
Johnnie wrote: Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:41 pm This is too good.



Context: Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion released a new track and it's kinda viral at the moment. Nothing you haven't heard before from female rappers, but it looks like Little Ben is hitting puberty all of a sudden.


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:16 am
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:03 am
by Johnnie
Every time I'd go into a Barnes and Noble I feel like I was being followed by this chick's books. And every time I'd look at who I was with (wife/friends) and just say in the sassiest voice "GIRL WASH YO' FACE!" And later when her second book came out I'd also say "GIRL STOP APOLOGIZIN'!"

So needless to say I'm shocked (SHOCKED!) that she's as batshit as I figured she'd be.

It's the fucking eyebrows, I swear.

Why the author of Girl, Stop Apologizing had to apologize twice in a week


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:50 pm
by Steve of phpBB

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 12:47 am
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 8:22 am
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 8:25 am
by EdRomero

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 8:12 pm
by Pruitt
Johnnie wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 8:22 am
Ever notice that obese people tend to have really solid calf muscles?

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 9:22 pm
by A_B
As a white personal inbred to admit I bought twenty bucks of gas today without being fully empty. I’m sorry.

ETA: so my phone autocorrected but it’s too good not to leave for posterity.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 3:57 pm
by DSafetyGuy

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 6:35 pm
by sancarlos
I can't decide if he is self-aware with a sense of humor, or if he is amazingly lacking in self-awareness and desperate for attention.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 7:52 pm
by Johnnie
In the earlier days of Pardon My Take they'd end every episode by prank calling him and saying "Suck my dick, Lenny" and hanging up on him.

It was funny, but then as the podcast gained traction regular folks would see Lenny in public and harass him so they stopped.

All that to say, Dykstra seemed completely unaware of everything and didn't sound completely grounded in reality over anything. Like learning disability mixed with heavy drug usage disconnection. It's actually kinda sad.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 8:43 pm
by mister d
Secondhand knowledge would confirm the drugs plus not all that smart to begin with theory.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 10:57 am
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 7:20 pm
by rass

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 9:20 am
by Shirley
I know just who can answer that!

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 1:46 pm
by DaveInSeattle
Feel like wasting some time?


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 11:04 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:52 pm
by tennbengal
Turns out Jon Heyman has blocked me. Proud of that one.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 12:23 am
by DaveInSeattle
Great thread....


Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:37 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:49 pm
by Johnnie
What a baited topic to even bitch about.

HURR DURR DAE WAR WITH THE YOUTH.

We don't do massive invasions like that anymore because we utilize air and sea to set up the ground.

Technology dictates that we can have more precision targets hit with less casualties, military & civilian. It's why we can maintain global operations right now in many different areas simultaneously.

Etc, etc...

This MILLENNIAL hits retirement eligiblity in 3 months much to the chagrin of Boomer fucks like that Twitter user.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:52 am
by Pruitt

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:09 am
by A_B
Talk about shooting the lights out.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:18 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:46 pm
by Johnnie
Even when I was younger I couldn't handle spinning rides. And when I watch videos of them I get nauseous as a default.

But roller coasters are great. As long as they aren't spinning.

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:36 am
by rass

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:40 am
by govmentchedda
Amy Schumer ain't nothin' ta fuck with.