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Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:17 pm
by Scottie
(Plus I also set the "threads per page view" to 40 and I want to see what happens when we get to a second page of threads)

Anyway . . . I always believed that the reason Toronto's SkyDome (now Rogers Center) used artificial turf was simply because it is a multi-purpose facility. According to the article (linked below) it is also because there is not enough natural light getting into the dome to maintain grass as the surface. I'm a bit skeptical about that but this was mildly interesting:

http://www.tsn.ca/blogs/scott_ferguson/?id=417911

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:46 pm
by Johnny Hotcakes
Just yesterday I learned of a sea slug that discards its own penis after intercourse and then grows a new one the next day. True story.

I guess that's one way to combat STI's.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:57 pm
by howard test2
Zlax46 wrote:Just yesterday I learned of a sea slug that discards its own penis after intercourse and then grows a new one the next day.
well, who doesn't?

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:16 pm
by Johnny Hotcakes
howard test2 wrote:
Zlax46 wrote:Just yesterday I learned of a sea slug that discards its own penis after intercourse and then grows a new one the next day.
well, who doesn't?
It would also be an effective cure for priapISM. Not priaprism. Priapism.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:13 am
by testuser2
I can't quote this entire video. It's just way to awesome. They have some powerful vaginas and weak colons in MN

http://youtu.be/1uY9E18lm68

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:19 am
by temporassy
testuser2 wrote:I can't quote this entire video. It's just way to awesome. They have some powerful vaginas and weak colons in MN

http://youtu.be/1uY9E18lm68
That must be the same cellular barrier that prevents pregnancy during legitimate rape. Vaginas are amazing!

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:21 am
by Jerloma
Even the priest sitting behind him is looking at him like he's a fucking loon.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:26 am
by Scottie
Do not taunt Curtis Woodhouse on Twitter.

British boxer TKOs Twitter troll
Curtis Woodhouse, a British boxer fed up with anonymous abuse, tracks down his Twitter tormentor.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:24 am
by howard test2
ah, so you haven't yet installed the DTP call button.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=30

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:17 pm
by howard test2
i had no idea there had never been a jesuit pope, until yesterday. seeing how prominent the order is in the united states. especially in high school sports in sacramento and san francisco when i was a youngster. oh, and in higher education across america.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:26 pm
by Scottie
howard test2 wrote:ah, so you haven't yet installed the DTP call button.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=30
Ugh. Missed that. Great story, though, eh?

I'm still immersed in a small orange, as it were.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:28 pm
by howard test2
of course, you get a pass.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:40 pm
by Scottie
No, no. I don't get a pass any more than anyone else gets a pass. It's still The Swamp, after all.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:17 pm
by howard test2
by that, i mean you get a pass AFTER you've been called out, shamed and embarrassed. but first, a little unga-bunga.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:17 pm
by L-Jam3
Alright. What the fuck? Is this the Random Thoughts and the Learn Something New Everyday threads combined? Fuck that.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 pm
by A_B
ljam1.5 wrote:Alright. What the fuck? Is this the Random Thoughts and the Learn Something New Everyday threads combined? Fuck that.
It's total fucking anarchy up in this mug since the Pope chose a previously unused name.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:26 pm
by L-Jam3
I got random muthaphukkin thoughts, and I learned some new muthaphukkin things. I'm not posting in the same muthaphukkin thread.

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Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:39 pm
by That French Guy
Fuck, didn't notice Scottie already went with LeName route.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:04 pm
by Test Ride the Sybian
howard test2 wrote:by that, i mean you get a pass AFTER you've been called out, shamed and embarrassed. but first, a little unga-bunga.

My a-bad. I thought it said a Bunga Bunga party.


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Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:19 am
by Square Rob
Worldwide porn search data is interesting as hell: http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/10-incred ... their-porn

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:33 pm
by Square Rob
The freeper thread on Rob Portman's reversal on gay marriage is hilarious. I won't link, but you know where to find it if so interested.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:57 pm
by Gunpowder
Square Rob wrote:The freeper thread on Rob Portman's reversal on gay marriage is hilarious. I won't link, but you know where to find it if so interested.
This deal of “coming out” that has become so popular with these kids in the past few years is, I think, suspect. In this area, at one of the high schools, the kids suddenly started “coming out” in droves, embracing and kissing in the hallways, having “sex” in the bathroom stalls (how romantic!) I expect some kids are in the future going to be embarrassed at their recent behavior; because even logical statistical numbers would have precluded there being that huge a number of “gay” kids in any one given place at one time. A fad.
I'm sure.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:05 pm
by Square Rob
All those kids fucking each other up the ass in school bathrooms all day is a major national problem.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:08 pm
by Johnny Hotcakes
I wish there was more ass fucking at school back in my day.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:23 pm
by Steve of phpBB
Square Rob wrote:All those kids fucking each other up the ass in school bathrooms all day is a major national problem.
Wasn't there a Senator from Oklahoma or thereabouts complaining a few years ago about rampant lesbianism in schools?

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:33 pm
by Gunpowder
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Square Rob wrote:All those kids fucking each other up the ass in school bathrooms all day is a major national problem.
Wasn't there a Senator from Oklahoma or thereabouts complaining a few years ago about rampant lesbianism in schools?

I believe it was Senator Everybody.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:49 pm
by bryan
Square Rob wrote:The freeper thread on Rob Portman's reversal on gay marriage is hilarious. I won't link, but you know where to find it if so interested.
I got about halfway through and had to quit. I can't believe that these are real people out there.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:57 pm
by temporassy
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Square Rob wrote:All those kids fucking each other up the ass in school bathrooms all day is a major national problem.
Wasn't there a Senator from Oklahoma or thereabouts complaining a few years ago about rampant lesbianism in schools?
It's a never ending battle. You plug one dike and the next thing you know a bunch of gaping holes open up elsewhere.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:24 pm
by Scottie
The upside-down rass avatar is, sadly, unaffected by gravity.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:09 am
by Jerloma
Does anyone else find the thing with shaving one's head as a sign of solidarity with a cancer patient to be completely self-serving?

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:24 am
by Steve of phpBB
Temporary J-Lo wrote:Does anyone else find the thing with shaving one's head as a sign of solidarity with a cancer patient to be completely self-serving?
I'm thinking it doesn't matter whether you or I find it self-serving. I think it's up to the cancer patient.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:31 am
by Jerloma
Oh yeah, if they ask you that's different. I'm talking about just doing it and then everyone fawning over you like you've made some awesome fucking sacrifice.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:06 pm
by brian
That awkward moment the following morning after a night of drinking and gambling heavily where you look into your wallet to determine how bad the damage is.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:49 pm
by mister d
Temporary J-Lo wrote:Oh yeah, if they ask you that's different. I'm talking about just doing it and then everyone fawning over you like you've made some awesome fucking sacrifice.
If I ever do get cancer, I hope its one where I don't need chemo and I can keep a straight face until after all my friends have shaved their heads. That would be a lot of fun.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:56 pm
by A_B
I had my head shaved BEFORE my mom started losing her hair, so it looked like she was showing solidarity with people who don't like having to go get haircuts.

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Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:59 pm
by DC47
Temporary J-Lo wrote:Does anyone else find the thing with shaving one's head as a sign of solidarity with a cancer patient to be completely self-serving?
Nope. Especially when women do this. But I think you'd have to know the people involved pretty well to figure out their motivation, so I've got a small number of cases to go on.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:09 pm
by Scottie
GAK is an actual airport code. In Alaska.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:00 pm
by Jerloma
What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:01 pm
by A_B
Jerloma wrote:What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl.
Duh.

be careful there.

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:04 pm
by Jerloma
Status quo, then?