Yet Another Dumb Way to Pass Time - PDX (1991) vs Ryan (1992)

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This is tough because only one of these two contestants just delivered beer to my house. Do I need to somehow disregard that?
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Cerrano didn't do himself any favors with his song choices. So many deep cuts, and Everlong.
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J-Lo in a walk. That's the Yankees showing up to a high school game. And I like Cerrano's list!
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how can anybody compete with jerloma's list. 97 was a brutal year for music. i am the second and probably final vote for my list.
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Finally got a playlist with multiple songs I never want to hear again.
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Cerrano gets knocked down, but he gets up again. 'Cause you're never gonna keep him down.
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Yeah, Cerrano's list is like one of those albums with one or two really strong songs and then they record a bunch of filler to knock it out. Jerloma's list is weathered of course, but just loaded.
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I could go the rest of my life without hearing 2-5 on J-Lo's list again and be just fine with that.
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cerrano wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:21 pm how can anybody compete with jerloma's list. 97 was a brutal year for music. i am the second and probably final vote for my list.
(And the first one may have been a pity/protest vote.)
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Giff wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 3:43 pm I could go the rest of my life without hearing 2-5 on J-Lo's list again and be just fine with that.
I love classic rock, but I agree with Giff on this one.
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sancarlos wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:01 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 3:43 pm I could go the rest of my life without hearing 2-5 on J-Lo's list again and be just fine with that.
I love classic rock, but I agree with Giff on this one.
There are only two or three songs on J-Lo’s list that I wouldn’t turn off right away.
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I’ve had several people work with me to get me into classic rock and I 100% don’t get it. I think there’s something where if you’re around my age and grew up on Metallica or GnR you later backtracked to Zepplin and whoever else but none of those have ever worked for me.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 3:46 pm
cerrano wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:21 pm how can anybody compete with jerloma's list. 97 was a brutal year for music. i am the second and probably final vote for my list.
(And the first one may have been a pity/protest vote.)
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I feel personally responsible when someone is getting rocked here. You weren’t my first ; )
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rass wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:40 am This is tough because only one of these two contestants just delivered beer to my house. Do I need to somehow disregard that?
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And I'm sorry, but Dream On is still a fucking mind-blowing tune. It's got that stigma (Stairway) about it, but holy shit, just throw it on and turn it to 11. That shit takes you places.
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Jerloma wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:25 pm And I'm sorry, but Dream On is still a fucking mind-blowing tune. It's got that stigma (Stairway) about it, but holy shit, just throw it on and turn it to 11. That shit takes you places.
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Jerloma wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:25 pm ...Dream On is...shit...just...shit.
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"Dream On" has been part of more shows that I have worked on than any other. Steaming pile of garbage every fucking time.
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bfj wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:43 am
Jerloma wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:25 pm ...Dream On is...shit...just...shit.
It's the sort of song that 14 year olds love.

Not an Aerosmith fan at all.
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On the other hand, its still Aerosmith's best song. Take that as you will.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:08 am On the other hand, its still Aerosmith's best song. Take that as you will.
I think the opening 90 seconds or so of "Back In The Saddle Again" are pretty good.
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If I'm hearing you guys right, I will also do a bad Aerosmith song draft.
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Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:31 am If I'm hearing you guys right, I will also do a bad Aerosmith song draft.
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There's a song on Nine Lives where he refers to after 2 AM as "it's later than a deuce-a-ticks"
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There are several Aerosmith songs I like. I refuse to call them guilty pleasures, but I rock the fuck out at Sweet Emotion and Livin' on the Edge. The former was the first song on our warmup tape senior year of basketball. Running out when he first sings the title lyrics was well-received, especially since Dazed and Confused was probably the most popular movie that year.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:33 am
bfj wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:43 am
Jerloma wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:25 pm ...Dream On is...shit...just...shit.
It's the sort of song that 14 year olds love.
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I’m not an Aerosmith fan at all. But that song alone wins the competition for me.
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Old Aerosmith = good
Rebooted MTV Aerosmith = meh
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You're missing a very big part of that equation.
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Giff wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:03 pm You're missing a very big part of that equation.
Alicia Silverstone and Liv?
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More Alicia, but yup.
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Giff wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:07 pm More Alicia, but yup.
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Giff wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:07 pm More Alicia, but yup.
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Shirley wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:00 pm Old Aerosmith = good
Rebooted MTV Aerosmith = meh
Agree. The problem with Dream On is that it has been played to death. I still love an old Aerosmith rocker like Draw the Line or Chip Away at the Stone.
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Dream On is so bad, it killed this entire tournament.
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Didn't Jerloma kill the album draft also? Impressive.
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These things work better if I don't handle the day to day maintenance. J-Lo moves on, Ryan 2.0 is now up against PDX. Still waiting on Romero and I can't remember if the flip-year crew got in or not. I'll check.
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