Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Idiocracy (2006) , Thursday, July 2, 9 PM ET

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:30 pm

"Carls Jr. Fuck You. I'm eating!"

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:32 pm

Long-sleeved shirts with your job title on them are kind of badass.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:33 pm

This guy still better than Roy Moore.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:33 pm

The casting call for extras for this movie must have been interesting.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:34 pm

That prosecutor absolutely wins over a real-life jury today.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:34 pm

There being almost 10,000 listings for Upgrayed is pretty funny too.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:36 pm

The obviously fake politeness of the cops/guards matching the time frame is timely.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:37 pm

The jail says "House Of Particular Individuals"

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:40 pm

A likely singularly unique jailbreak in cinema history.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:40 pm

"Go away, 'batin'!"

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:41 pm

Joe putting his faith in science here is almost heart-breaking.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:42 pm

I remember thinking Dax Shepard's character made the movie drag and looks like that's still the case. Having the single character trait of being really dumb gets old fast.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:44 pm

So Rita didn't realize it was the future?

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:45 pm

Love the tall spoiler on all of the cars

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:45 pm

The police response to IDing Joe/Not is pretty timely as well.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:46 pm

Trying to figure out if Maya Rudolph's dialogue was written over-the-top stereotypical or if that was her idea.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:48 pm

"You went to law school at Costco?"
"Yeah I couldn't believe it myself. My Dad pulled some strings."

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:49 pm

Not the worst Dax Shepard movie set at a Costco.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:49 pm

Pause is coming up.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:49 pm

Pause after Joe gets arrested and pause on the White House gates.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:50 pm

Police tactics have not evolved.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:50 pm

OK, we're paused. We can start again at 10 p.m. sharp.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:58 pm

Had to help the wife out with unloading the groceries, but made it back.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:59 pm

OK, getting ready to go. Re-starting at 10 p.m. sharp

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:00 pm

Sara Rue does it for me here.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:00 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:58 pm Had to help the wife out with unloading the groceries, but made it back.

A her watches among us.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:00 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:00 pm Sara Rue does it for me here.

It was very jarring the first time I saw her after the weight loss.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:01 pm

Michael Bolton!

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:01 pm

Does anyone doubt that President Camacho would be an improvement over what we have?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:03 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:01 pm Does anyone doubt that President Camacho would be an improvement over what we have?

He probably reads better.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:03 pm

"Shit" being on the teleprompter was good.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:04 pm

So after 500 years they're finally gonna trust someone with a high IQ?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:05 pm

Terry Crews played football at Western Michigan, which is about the only thing I don't like about him.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:07 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:05 pm Terry Crews played football at Western Michigan, which is about the only thing I don't like about him.

You should follow him on twitter; he's posted some, uh, interesting things that have not been received well by the Black community recently.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:07 pm

Custom long-sleeved shirts with crazy job titles in that same font would be a kick-ass Halloween costume for a group.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:07 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:07 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:05 pm Terry Crews played football at Western Michigan, which is about the only thing I don't like about him.
You should follow him on twitter; he's posted some, uh, interesting things that have not been received well by the Black community recently.

I do follow him. I don't have a dog in that fight. I respect both sides of their various points.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:08 pm

I'm not putting myself into debates between Black people. I think that's probably a good Anti-Racist policy for a cis, white man as long as someone isn't saying something really offensive.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:08 pm

Yep, cut out 90% of scenes with Dax Shepard's character and this is a better movie. Would be like 30 minutes long though.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:10 pm

I love Dax Shepard (the person), but he's not a great actor.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:12 pm

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is awesome.