NHL 2015, 1995 20th Anniversary Edition Survivor League Fantasy Draft (Cerrano on clock)

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NHL 2015, 1995 20th Anniversary Edition Survivor League Fantasy Draft (Cerrano on clock)

Post by Jerloma » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:04 pm

Anybody who would like to participate, pick a team from the 2014/2015 NHL season. Only 1 team per person, up to 30, but we'll cap the deadline for end of day Friday.

This will not be demanding on you at all.

Even if you don't care, just appease me.

Sharks - SCK
Rangers - D
Pens- Rass
Flyers - Cerrano
Blackcocks - BSF
Wild - Ryan
Habs - Pruitt
Kings - Carwash
Ducks - Duff
Stars - Giff
Wings - Goodkarma
Bolts - Chedda
Caps - BFJ
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Post by sancarlos » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:05 pm

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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:24 pm

The NY Rangers.
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Post by rass » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:50 am

I'll take the Pens.
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Post by cerrano » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:59 am

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:04 am

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Post by A_B » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:19 am

I don't know what's going on here but so long as it doesn't mean i have to know something about hockey, I'll do it.

Give me a team no one wants. I don't know who isn't represented. Blue Jackets?
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Post by BSF21 » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:36 am

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Post by rass » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:39 am

And don't worry everyone, I'll start a new thread/poll next week so everyone can let jerloma and mister d know which idea was cooler.
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Post by Ryan » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:11 am

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Post by Pruitt » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:20 am

I'll take the Habs.
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Post by brian » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:21 am

Boycotting because VGK is not available.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:28 am

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Post by duff » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:07 am

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Post by Giff » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:11 am

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Post by GoodKarma » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:26 am

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Post by Jerloma » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:50 pm

Updated.

Like, nobody wants the Bruins or Capitols?
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Post by bfj » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:53 pm

I’ll take the CapitALs.
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:01 pm

Jerloma wrote:
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Updated.

Like, nobody wants the Bruins or Capitols?
I barely watch any hockey these days, but one thing I remember is Fuck the Fucking Bruins.
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Post by Jerloma » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:09 pm

Alright, I was just waiting to see if anyone else wanted to join.

The 13 of you...

Sharks - SCK
Rangers - D
Pens- Rass
Flyers - Cerrano
Blackcocks - BSF
Wild - Ryan
Habs - Pruitt
Kings - Carwash
Ducks - Duff
Stars - Giff
Wings - Goodkarma
Bolts - Chedda
Caps - BFJ

...have all entered into an NHL Survivor Pool whereby I play rounds of games with all of your teams against a random CPU team in EA NHL 2015 on XBox 360 until there's only one team standing who we will call the champion. Send $10 to jerloma @ gmail via PayPal or Google Pay.

This isn't like Sega. I'm brilliant but the CPU ain't no slouch. Super-disciplined and randomly goes insane with moves I don't even know how to do.

There's more...I'll only play teams in the league so when I hit the random button for my opponent, if it's one of the 17 teams not in the league, I'll hit it until it is. Now, if your team is the CPU team and it beats me, that does not matter at all as far as the survivor pool. Why does it matter you ask?

There's more...you have also signed up for a fantasy league within this league. Obviously you get any fantasy points that I score but if the CPU picks a team with any of your fantasy players, you'll also accumulate those points. So now, if your team loses early in the survivor pool...you still have a chance to be a champion and win $65!

You'll snakedraft 5 players each, 1C, 2F, 2D. 2 for G. 1 for A. Draft order as listed above in order of sign ups.

There's more...You're coach as well as GM so if you'd like to change he lines on your team, you're welcome to do that. Only before tournament starts though.

There's more...at the end of every round of games, I will post a Youtube highlight video of each game revealing both your teams' game result and players fantasy points, as well as listing Survivor Results and fantasy stats/standings.

The highlight reel is going to be fucking bad ass. Trust me.
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Post by Jerloma » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:10 pm

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Post by rass » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:11 am

mister d joking about monetizing his game and jerloma just up and did it.
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Post by The Sybian » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:08 am

Jerloma wrote:
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You'll snakedraft 5 players each, 1C, 2F, 2D. 2 for G. 1 for A. Draft order as listed above in order of sign ups.

Oof, glad I missed this one. Are they allowed to Google names for the draft, because I couldn't name a player at every position.
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Post by sancarlos » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:20 am

Just saw this. I’ll take Connor McDavid
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:37 am

Christ, I don't have time to research OHL stats for this.
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Post by Ryan » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:51 am

I was going to ask why we weren't trying to do the draft on Zoom but now I realize that it's 2015.
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Post by sancarlos » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:31 am

mister d wrote:
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Christ, I don't have time to research OHL stats for this.
Ahh. 2015. In that case, I’ll take Ovechkin.
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:32 am

Actually, I was going to take Ovechkin.
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:36 am

Assuming we're being strict with positions and not "I'll take Crosby and put him at LW", I'll go Tarasenko.
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Post by rass » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:48 am

My turn, yeah?
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:55 am

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Post by A_B » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:59 am

Based on the images he provided, is Jerloma only expecting you to pick from those sets or is he only letting you pick players from your team. There's no realy way to know. But The Blues are not on the images included in his flickr album, which may make Tasarenko ineligble.

Not only that, but he can't get any points because according to jerloma's rules, the blues will never be picked.

I think you are supposed to only pick from those teams, guys.
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Post by rass » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:01 pm

Shush, AB. mister d says it is my turn, therefore his turn is over.
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Post by A_B » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:01 pm

rass wrote:
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Shush, AB. mister d says it is my turn, therefore his turn is over.
Your integrity won't let you Viking pick Crosby.
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:03 pm

Oh ... I kinda thought the entire season would be going on in the background with him just playing our teams but upon re-read I think you're right. If that's the case, I'll take Stamkos.
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:03 pm

A_B wrote:
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Your integrity won't let you Viking pick Crosby.
If we were tracking slewfoots and mumps instead of goals and assists, Crosby all the way.
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Post by A_B » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:04 pm

mister d wrote:
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Your integrity won't let you Viking pick Crosby.
If we were tracking slewfoots and mumps instead of goals and assists, Crosby all the way.
Remember, Jerloma is a Penguins fan, too.
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Post by rass » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:08 pm

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Post by bfj » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:28 pm

Out before it is my turn.
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Post by Jerloma » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:01 pm

1. Ovy - SCK
2. P Stamkos - D
3. Sid C - Rass

Yes, you're only picking from the teams in the league which is why I posted those screen shots, but now BFJ is out so either someone else has to take the Caps or SCK has to pick again. I'm just going to make an executive decision and give Ryan the Caps as to not make a mockery out of this. He doesn't care about the Wild.

IGNORE ANYONE FROM THE WILD IN SCREEN CAPS!!!

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