The Swamp

Anybody who would like to participate, pick a team from the 2014/2015 NHL season. Only 1 team per person, up to 30, but we'll cap the deadline for end of day Friday.

This will not be demanding on you at all.

Even if you don't care, just appease me.

Sharks - SCK
Rangers - D
Pens- Rass
Flyers - Cerrano
Blackcocks - BSF
Wild - Ryan
Habs - Pruitt
Kings - Carwash
Ducks - Duff
Stars - Giff
Wings - Goodkarma
Bolts - Chedda
Caps - BFJ

San Jose Sharks

The NY Rangers.

I'll take the Pens.

Flyers

Bolts

I don't know what's going on here but so long as it doesn't mean i have to know something about hockey, I'll do it.

Give me a team no one wants. I don't know who isn't represented. Blue Jackets?

Hawks

And don't worry everyone, I'll start a new thread/poll next week so everyone can let jerloma and mister d know which idea was cooler.

Minnesota Wilds

I'll take the Habs.

Boycotting because VGK is not available.

Kings

Ducks

Stars

Wings

Updated.

Like, nobody wants the Bruins or Capitols?

I’ll take the CapitALs.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:50 pm Updated.

Like, nobody wants the Bruins or Capitols?

I barely watch any hockey these days, but one thing I remember is Fuck the Fucking Bruins.

Alright, I was just waiting to see if anyone else wanted to join.

The 13 of you...

Sharks - SCK
Rangers - D
Pens- Rass
Flyers - Cerrano
Blackcocks - BSF
Wild - Ryan
Habs - Pruitt
Kings - Carwash
Ducks - Duff
Stars - Giff
Wings - Goodkarma
Bolts - Chedda
Caps - BFJ

...have all entered into an NHL Survivor Pool whereby I play rounds of games with all of your teams against a random CPU team in EA NHL 2015 on XBox 360 until there's only one team standing who we will call the champion. Send $10 to jerloma @ gmail via PayPal or Google Pay.

This isn't like Sega. I'm brilliant but the CPU ain't no slouch. Super-disciplined and randomly goes insane with moves I don't even know how to do.

There's more...I'll only play teams in the league so when I hit the random button for my opponent, if it's one of the 17 teams not in the league, I'll hit it until it is. Now, if your team is the CPU team and it beats me, that does not matter at all as far as the survivor pool. Why does it matter you ask?

There's more...you have also signed up for a fantasy league within this league. Obviously you get any fantasy points that I score but if the CPU picks a team with any of your fantasy players, you'll also accumulate those points. So now, if your team loses early in the survivor pool...you still have a chance to be a champion and win $65!

You'll snakedraft 5 players each, 1C, 2F, 2D. 2 for G. 1 for A. Draft order as listed above in order of sign ups.

There's more...You're coach as well as GM so if you'd like to change he lines on your team, you're welcome to do that. Only before tournament starts though.

There's more...at the end of every round of games, I will post a Youtube highlight video of each game revealing both your teams' game result and players fantasy points, as well as listing Survivor Results and fantasy stats/standings.

The highlight reel is going to be fucking bad ass. Trust me.

SCK, you're on the clock...

https://www.flickr.com/photos/183777916 ... 4998972241

mister d joking about monetizing his game and jerloma just up and did it.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:09 pm

You'll snakedraft 5 players each, 1C, 2F, 2D. 2 for G. 1 for A. Draft order as listed above in order of sign ups.

Oof, glad I missed this one. Are they allowed to Google names for the draft, because I couldn't name a player at every position.

Just saw this. I’ll take Connor McDavid

Christ, I don't have time to research OHL stats for this.

I was going to ask why we weren't trying to do the draft on Zoom but now I realize that it's 2015.

mister d wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:37 am Christ, I don't have time to research OHL stats for this.

Ahh. 2015. In that case, I’ll take Ovechkin.

Actually, I was going to take Ovechkin.

Assuming we're being strict with positions and not "I'll take Crosby and put him at LW", I'll go Tarasenko.

My turn, yeah?

Based on the images he provided, is Jerloma only expecting you to pick from those sets or is he only letting you pick players from your team. There's no realy way to know. But The Blues are not on the images included in his flickr album, which may make Tasarenko ineligble.

Not only that, but he can't get any points because according to jerloma's rules, the blues will never be picked.

I think you are supposed to only pick from those teams, guys.

Shush, AB. mister d says it is my turn, therefore his turn is over.

rass wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:01 pm Shush, AB. mister d says it is my turn, therefore his turn is over.

Your integrity won't let you Viking pick Crosby.

Oh ... I kinda thought the entire season would be going on in the background with him just playing our teams but upon re-read I think you're right. If that's the case, I'll take Stamkos.

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:01 pmYour integrity won't let you Viking pick Crosby.

If we were tracking slewfoots and mumps instead of goals and assists, Crosby all the way.

mister d wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:03 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:01 pmYour integrity won't let you Viking pick Crosby.

If we were tracking slewfoots and mumps instead of goals and assists, Crosby all the way.

Remember, Jerloma is a Penguins fan, too.

SID

Out before it is my turn.

1. Ovy - SCK
2. P Stamkos - D
3. Sid C - Rass

Yes, you're only picking from the teams in the league which is why I posted those screen shots, but now BFJ is out so either someone else has to take the Caps or SCK has to pick again. I'm just going to make an executive decision and give Ryan the Caps as to not make a mockery out of this. He doesn't care about the Wild.

IGNORE ANYONE FROM THE WILD IN SCREEN CAPS!!!

Cerrano on the clock.