SWAMPCRASH 2020 - DIVISIONAL ROUND

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HEY FUTURE RESEARCHERS - I accidentally edited this with the following week's Q1 instead of copying it, so I lost the original question that went here. It's a real collector's item now

Q1 - Name one of the 10 most-populated cities in the 5-country Nordic region of Europe (10))

CORRECT
Bergen (1 - Gunpowder
Gothenburg (2) - LJam, PDX
Stockholm (2) - Bronto, Rex
Helsinki (3) - Bengal, BFJ, Rass
Malmo (3) - Giff, Pruitt, Syb
Copenhagen (6) - AB, Brian, Chedda, Rush, Sancarlos, Shirley
Oslo (9) - BSF, DSafe, Duff, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, NO3L, Nonlinear, Wlu

INCORRECT (14)
Odense - Carwash
Turku - Diamond
Tronso - Sabo

LEFTOVERS
Aarhus
Espoo
Tampere
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We did a quick high five and a hug and we parted ways.
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Rex wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:41 pm We did a quick high five and a hug and we parted ways.
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Q10 - Name a current NFL player from Ohio State or Michigan that has been selected for at least one Pro Bowl (13)

CORRECT
Ezekiel Elliott (1) - Duff
Marshon Lattimore (1) - Bronto
Ryan Shazier (1) - Gunpowder
Denzel Ward (1) - Sabo
Michael Thomas (2) - AB, Bengal
Taylor Lewan (4) - Brian, Nonlinear, Rass, Sancarlos
Joey Bosa (6) - Chedda, Diamond, DSafe, LJam, Pruitt, Wlu
Tom Brady (9) - Carwash, Giff, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, NO3L, Rex, Rush, Shirley, Syb

INCORRECT (14)
Zack Martin - BFJ
Ted Ginn - BSF
Bradley Roby - GoodKarma
Joey Galloway - Mister D
No Answer - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Cameron Heyward
Malcolm Jenkins
Jake McQuaide
Nick Bosa
Frank Clark
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In my defense, young Jack Nicklaus is a dead ringer for Howie Long.
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For those who missed it in the email, we're taking next week off. When we reconvene, it's the Miami Rushphins vs. the Pittsburgh Dufflers and the Green Bay ABckers vs. Washington
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:47 pm For those who missed it in the email, we're taking next week off. When we reconvene, it's the Miami Rushphins vs. the Pittsburgh Dufflers and the Green Bay ABckers vs. Washington
9/10. Shoulda misspelled Washington.
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Well boys, it's been a good season. Congrats Ljam, I know nothing about college football and I have proven that all season.
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bfj wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:49 pm Well boys, it's been a good season. Congrats Ljam, I know nothing about college football and I have proven that all season.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:56 pm
bfj wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:49 pm Well boys, it's been a good season. Congrats Ljam, I know nothing about college football and I have proven that all season.
I'll PM you the address to send me the victory sculpture.
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The crazy thing about Freidel is he was aware of his coming baldness... What a missed clue!
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Good matchup SC! Glad that a few I did badly on you did even worse!
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Good game, Drugs!
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Good game, Duff!
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:03 pm Good matchup SC! Glad that a few I did badly on you did even worse!
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A_B wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:40 am /Interior, Green Bay Locker Room
So good. The only way to improve on it is if your predictions for the quality of your answers is completely fucked. Even more excited for the rest of the thread now!
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A_B wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:21 pm I have never been more disappointed in rass than after that quote answer.
My quote is better, but yeah...

Even worse, I switched off need for speed literally at the last possible moment!
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:41 pm
Skeleton - Pruitt, Syb
Inline Skates - Sancarlos

I was convinced Pruitt was copying my answers, this proves it! Even when I misread the question (I assumed Olympics without reading to the end) and put a stupid answer, he copied me.
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And thanks TB.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:05 pm Good game, Drugs!
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:03 pm Kidding!

I just watched that game again. Never gets old.
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Fuck you it doesn't.
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Giff wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:04 pm Fuck you it doesn't.
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Giff wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:25 pmGood game, Duff!
Thank you my friend. I am always worried about the sports questions. Can't believe Zeke Elliott was a 1 pointer.
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One things I think I liked: AB’s intro
One things I know I didn’t like: The answers
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Fuck!

I thought it said "Olympics" instead of X-Games.

Would have still lost, but that's a Jack Pardee-level fuck up.

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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:32 pm Q7 - Name BOTH teams involved in an NBA Finals that went to Game 7 since and including 1970 (9)

CORRECT
Bullets-Sonics (1) - Nonlinear
Lakers-Knicks (1) - Sancarlos
Spurs-Pistons (2) - Brian, NO3L
Heat-Spurs (4) - AB, Diamond, Rush, Wlu
Rockets-Knicks (4) - Giff, Pruitt, Rex, Syb
Cavaliers-Warriors (5) - Bronto, Gunpowder, Mister D, Rass, Sabo
Lakers-Pistons (5) - Bengal, Carwash, DSafe, Duff, LJam
Celtics-Lakers (6) - BFJ, BSF, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, PDX

INCORRECT (11)
Bulls-Jazz - Chedda
Mavericks-Heat - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
Celtics-Bucks


Haaa, I had thought the Sonics had one and had also thought that the Bullets had one but couldn't think of either of their opponents.
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Wow great timing with the A-game, GPJ. Idiot.
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Gunpowder wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:50 am
Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:32 pm Q7 - Name BOTH teams involved in an NBA Finals that went to Game 7 since and including 1970 (9)

CORRECT
Bullets-Sonics (1) - Nonlinear
Lakers-Knicks (1) - Sancarlos
Spurs-Pistons (2) - Brian, NO3L
Heat-Spurs (4) - AB, Diamond, Rush, Wlu
Rockets-Knicks (4) - Giff, Pruitt, Rex, Syb
Cavaliers-Warriors (5) - Bronto, Gunpowder, Mister D, Rass, Sabo
Lakers-Pistons (5) - Bengal, Carwash, DSafe, Duff, LJam
Celtics-Lakers (6) - BFJ, BSF, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, PDX

INCORRECT (11)
Bulls-Jazz - Chedda
Mavericks-Heat - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
Celtics-Bucks


Haaa, I had thought the Sonics had one and had also thought that the Bullets had one but couldn't think of either of their opponents.
And I thought the Ray Allen shot was in game 6 against the Mavericks. It was game 6 against the Spurs.
Totally Kafkaesque
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