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Who performs at halftime of the Pro Bowl? Jon Secada? Yeah, Jon Secada does.


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Totally and admittedly sounding snarky.
Could we change the name of Blackbuck?
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Q6: 93+ yards and a cloud of dust

Since the 1970 NFL merger, there have been 11 players to rush for at least 93 yards on a single carry. Name one of them. (11)

CORRECT ANSWERS:

TERRELLE PRYOR (1) - N03L
TIKI BARBER (1) - Wlu
DERRICK HENRY (1) - Rass
CHRIS JOHNSON (1) - Sybian
OJ SIMPSON (1) - Nonlinear
GARRISON HEARST (1) - LJam
COREY DILLON (4) - Diamond, Brian, HaulCitgo, Sabo
TONY DORSETT (11) - Dsafe, Sancarlos, Ryan, AB, Carwash, Sub1, Bengal, Pruitt, Duff, Rex, Giff

WRONG ANSWERS (16)
WILBUR MONTGOMERY (90) - Mr. D
BO JACKSON (92) - Chedda
MARCUS ALLEN - Goodkarma, BFJ
LADANIAN TOMLINSON - BSF
ADRIAN PETERSON - PDX, Sub2
WILLIE PARKER - Shirley
JAMAAL CHARLES - Bronto


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Ahman Green
Lamar Miller (twice!)
Chester Taylor
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AFC: 36
NFC: 40

Ryan 19
Diamond 24
Sybian 34
wlu 36
Nonlinear 36
HaulCitgo 39
Sabo 39
Wrench 40
Sub1 40
Rex 40
Pruitt 41
Rass 43
DSafe 44
Goodkarma 44
Carwash 45
Duff 45
Brian 46
PDX 48
Bronto 48
Sub 2 49
Sancarlos 50
Chedda 51
Ljam 53
AB 54
BFJ 54
Giff 55
Bengal 56
Mr. D 57
BSF 63
Shirley 76
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I was at the game where Corey Dillon did it.
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What about my answer of Garrison Hearst?

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Wow I'm like that guy who famously fucked up his conference's chances in the Pro Bowl.
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I could have sworn that Marcus Allen reverse run was 99 yards, only 74. Damn.
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Q7: Anybody But Bolt

Name a men's world record holder of one of the following records: (11)

100m
400m
800 m
1500m
High Jump
Long Jump
Triple Jump
Javelin
Shot Put
Pole Vault
Discus



Correct Answers:

HICHAM EL-GARROUJ (1500 m) (1) - Ryan
JAVIER SOTOMAYOR (High Jump) (2) - Duff, Rex
MIKE POWELL (Long Jump) (4) - Diamond, Nonlinear, Giff, LJam
USAIN BOLT (100m and 200m) (16) - DSafe, N03L, Wlu, Sancarlos, Mr. D, Goodkarma, BSF, Rass, Chedda, PDX, Sub1, Sub2, Pruitt, Sybian, BFJ, Bronto


WRONG ANSWERS (21):

MICHAEL JOHNSON - AB, Bengal, HaulCitgo, Shirley, Brian
SERGEI BUBKA - Carwash
NOAH LYLES - Sabo


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Wayde Van Niekerk (400 m)
David Rushida (800 m)
Jonathan Edwards (Triple Jump)
Jan Zelezny (Javelin)
Randy Barnes (Shot put)
Armand Duplantis (Pole vault) - this kid is 20 years old btw
Jurgen Schult (Discus)
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bfj wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:35 pm I could have sworn that Marcus Allen reverse run was 99 yards, only 74. Damn. Pretty sure I was mixing it up with the Tony Dorsett run.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:33 pm What about my answer of Garrison Hearst?

Whoops - it was accounted for in the scoring, I just missed it during the summary.
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Thru 7:

AFC 44
NFC 57



Ryan 20
Diamond 28
Nonlinear 40
Rex 42
Duff 47
Sybian 50
wlu 52
Wrench 56
Sub1 56
Pruitt 57
Ljam 57
Rass 59
Giff 59
DSafe 60
Goodkarma 60
HaulCitgo 60
Sabo 60
PDX 64
Bronto 64
Sub 2 65
Sancarlos 66
Carwash 66
Chedda 67
Brian 67
BFJ 70
Mr. D 73
AB 75
Bengal 77
BSF 79
Shirley 97
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Q8: Why are they wearing uniforms

Bruce Bochy won 2,003 games as an MLB manager, ranking him 11th all time. Name one of the other 10 managers with 2,000+ MLB managerial wins? Hint: 3 are still living, about half are from the black and white photo era. (yes there was a typo here, but you all autocorrected so it's all good)


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JOE TORRE (1) - Sub1
JOHN MCGRAW (1) - Sancarlos
JOE MCCARTHY (2) - Diamond, Ryan
TONY LA RUSSA (2) - Rass, Bronto
WALTER ALSTON (2) - Carwash, BFJ
SPARKY ANDERSON (3) - AB, HaulCitgo, Nonlinear
CONNIE MACK (7) - DSafe, N03L, Goodkarma, Chedda, Brian, Bengal, Rex
BOBBY COX (9) - Wlu, Mr. D, BSF, Sub2, Pruitt, Duff, Sabo, Giff, Ljam


WRONG ANSWERS (14):

TOMMY LASORDA - PDX, Sybian,
CASEY STENGELL - Shirley


ALSO CORRECT:

Bucky Harris
Leo Durocher
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THRU 8

AFC 48
NFC 64


Ryan 22
Diamond 30
Nonlinear 43
Rex 49
Duff 56
Sub1 57
wlu 61
Rass 61
Wrench 63
HaulCitgo 63
Sybian 64
Pruitt 66
Bronto 66
Ljam 66
DSafe 67
Sancarlos 67
Goodkarma 67
Carwash 68
Giff 68
Sabo 69
BFJ 72
Chedda 74
Brian 74
Sub 2 74
AB 78
PDX 78
Mr. D 82
Bengal 84
BSF 88
Shirley 111
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Q9: Lol UR GUAY

The first soccer World Cup was held in 1930 in a country I'm not going to tell you because it would give away an answer. Name one of the 13 countries to participate. (13)


CORRECT ANSWERS:

PERU (1) - Ryan
BOLIVIA (1) - PDX
BRAZIL (1) (!!!) - Sub1
ARGENTINA (1) - Sybian
BELGIUM (1) - Nonlinear
USA (2) - Rex, Giff
FRANCE (7) - DSafe, N03L, Sancarlos, Mr. D, Pruitt, HaulCitgo, Duff
URUGUAY (9) (looks like you all know the answer to another question here) - Diamond, Wlu, BSF, Chedda, Carwash, Brian, Sub2, Bengal, Sabo


WRONG ANSWERS (14):

ENGLAND - Goodkarma, Bronto, AB, LJam
GERMANY - Rass
ITALY - BFJ, Shirley



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Chile
Mexico
Yugoslavia (the England of their day)
Romania
Paraguay
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One more to go

AFC 52
NFC 73



Ryan 23
Diamond 39
Nonlinear 44
Rex 51
Sub1 58
Duff 63
Sybian 65
Wrench 70
wlu 70
HaulCitgo 70
Giff 70
Pruitt 73
DSafe 74
Sancarlos 74
Rass 75
Carwash 77
Sabo 78
PDX 79
Bronto 80
Ljam 80
Goodkarma 81
Chedda 83
Brian 83
Sub 2 83
BFJ 86
Mr. D 89
AB 92
Bengal 93
BSF 97
Shirley 125
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bfj wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:26 pm Totally and admittedly sounding snarky.
Could we change the name of Blackbuck?
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Q10: Social Distancing

12 members of one of the "Power Five" conferences (ACC/Pac10/SEC/Big10/Big12) in the college football FBS division play in stadiums with listed capacities of 50,000 or less. Name one of these schools. (12) (There is at least one correct answer in each conference)


CORRECT ANSWERS:

SYRACUSE (1) - Rass
OREGON STATE (1) - Pruitt
UTAH (2) - Diamond, Bengal
WASHINGTON STATE (2) - Sancarlos, Brian
NORTHWESTERN (3) - Goodkarma, Ryan, BSF
WAKE FOREST (5) - DSafe, AB, Chedda, Nonlinear, Shirley
VANDERBILT (5) - Mr. D, Duff, Sabo, Giff, Bronto
DUKE (7) - N03L, Wlu, Carwash, Sub2, HaulCitgo, Rex, Sybian


WRONG ANSWERS (12)

RUTGERS - Sub1
U. of WASHINGTON - PDX
LOUISVILLE - LJam
INDIANA - BFJ


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Boston College
TCU
Kansas State
Baylor (if a tree falls in the forest, and less than 50,000 people are around, can they hear it scream?)
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bfj wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:26 pm Totally and admittedly sounding snarky.
Could we change the name of Blackbuck?
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Christ what a fail on that one. (Read it as +50k)
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FINAL SCORES

AFC 58
NFC 79

AFC 2020 SWAMPCRASH PROBOWL WORLD CHAMPS OF ORLANDO

Ryan 26
Diamond 41
Nonlinear 49
Rex 58
Duff 68
Sub1 70
Sybian 72
Pruitt 74
Giff 75
Sancarlos 76
Rass 76
Wrench 77
wlu 77
HaulCitgo 77
DSafe 79
Sabo 83
Goodkarma 84
Carwash 84
Brian 85
Bronto 85
Chedda 88
Sub 2 90
PDX 91
Ljam 92
Mr. D 94
Bengal 95
AB 97
BFJ 98
BSF 100
Shirley 130


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This scoring is making my head spin but I’m just proud to have helped out my beloved AFC
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JFC, NFC! How do you let me be the leading scorer for our team? Pathetic.

One good thing about being a Jets fan, two correct 1 pointers on the longest runs were against the Jets so I watched those games. Also had a couple 1 pointers off Jets players this year. Watching irrelevant sports teams pays off!
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:01 pm

Ryan and Diamond are Pro Bowl Co-MVPs

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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:57 pm12 members of one of the "Power Five" conferences (ACC/Pac10/SEC/Big10/Big12) in the college football FBS division play in stadiums with listed capacities of 50,000 or less. Name one of these schools. (12) (There is at least one correct answer in each conference)

SYRACUSE (1) - Rass
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Complete guess.

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I must have set a high score, right? I guess that's why it's best not to do my answers in 30 seconds.



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It’s a skill hitting test many common answers, right?
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I’ll see if I can find it but I swear that domain question was used before and .MIL was stupid popular
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:01 pm Ryan and Diamond are Pro Bowl Co-MVPs
The Pro-Bowl MVP Award should be named the Hicham El-Garrouj Cup
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The answers that I mistakenly sent to Ryan would have put me in the middle of the pack. Reading along with many other skills is not my strong suit.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:52 pm I’ll see if I can find it but I swear that domain question was used before and .MIL was stupid popular
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cerrano wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:43 am The answers that I mistakenly sent to Ryan would have put me in the middle of the pack. Reading along with many other skills is not my strong suit.
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Dudes. Preseason practice week. TWO THOUSAND AND NINE. So we asked this question twice and 1 out of 64 people said .COM

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It's the Dream Team Jordan answer
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