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Post by A_B » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:24 pm

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Its super fucked up that Miguel Rojas is being set up to take the hit for the Marlins playing on Sunday.
Right? He's a .265 career hitter!
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Post by mister d » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:24 pm

"Whoa, that's excellent." - Ryan(!!!)
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Post by A_B » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:42 pm

No games for Marlins until at least Sunday.
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Post by tennbengal » Tue Jul 28, 2020 3:32 pm

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I also don't like the thought of the Marlins falling behind in math
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I also don't like the thought of the Marlins falling behind in math
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Post by psunate77 » Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:39 pm

I guess there is history between the Astros and Dodgers? Something about 2017.


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Post by Ryan » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:00 am

Everyone involved is a total putz and that could have been a lot worse. Loved it though. 4 stars.
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Post by Rex » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:03 am

That incident was way overhyped last night. The first minute of NBA basketball will be more dangerous than that.

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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:16 am

The only good part of that was “get back on the mound, little fucker”.
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Post by Giff » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:53 am

Dusty Baker is already my second favorite Astros manager of all-time, apologies to Larry Dierker.
Muh.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:06 am

How could Kelly not say, "Didn't you know what was coming?"
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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:23 am

I think with Kelly you give him credit for sticking his tongue out then getting it back in his mouth without biting a piece off.
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Post by Giff » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:23 am

I would think a member of the 2018 world champions who also cheated would probably be smart enough to shut the fuck up. Instead, he threw at Bregman and ran away like the little fucka he is.
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Post by degenerasian » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:06 pm

8 game suspension
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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:12 pm

So the rest of the season?
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Post by sancarlos » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:22 pm

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Post by Rex » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:36 pm

An observation: the fake crowd noise works in soccer broadcasts because it’s good background noise and the games are really like that. In baseball, it just sounds like someone is running a vacuum during the game.

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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:51 pm

I hate going all Team Giff here but that Kelly suspension is fine and it’s lucky that’s all we’re talking about. 100 just behind the guy’s head in a R vs R matchup is a fucking kill pitch.
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Post by psunate77 » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:12 pm

Colin Moran adjusting well at 1st I see


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Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:19 pm

Otani hit a home run off a pitch Vlad Guerrero would've let go by.
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Post by mister d » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:41 am

Booth did a good job of calling for the 4th or 5th replay to show if both of his feet were moving on contact. Wild swing.
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Looking good.
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Shane Bieber ... i ...s ... pretty good.
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Post by psunate77 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:11 am

Cards-Brewers now postponed..

How long before this sport is shutdown?

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Post by degenerasian » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:53 am

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Cards-Brewers now postponed..

How long before this sport is shutdown?
Soon I think. When NBA and NHL prove they can make it work in a bubble, MLB will be really embarrassed.

NFL better rethink its plan.
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Post by brian » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:11 am

MLB players barely get near players on the opposite side. Just imagine some OL with COVID on an NFL team. He could give it to most of an entire defense and most of his teammates just during a game.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:20 am

Tigers scheduled to host Cardinals starting Monday. Probably should watch the game tonight, as it will be one of my last chances.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:33 am

I'm hearing the Marlins got the 'rona after visiting a strip club.

Florida...
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Post by tennbengal » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:45 am

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:33 am
I'm hearing the Marlins got the 'rona after visiting a strip club.

Florida...
But the strip club was in the ATL when they were up there for exhibition games just before travelling to Philly, so...Georgia...

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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:27 pm

Remember the days of yore, back when the MLB thread was mostly about stuff that happened in the games?
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Post by HaulCitgo » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:34 pm

brian wrote:
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MLB players barely get near players on the opposite side. Just imagine some OL with COVID on an NFL team. He could give it to most of an entire defense and most of his teammates just during a game.
Yeah kinda makes you wonder when you see those pics of the vapor coming out the linemen facemasks in cold weather games. Great photos but Rona clouds for sure.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:48 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:45 am
Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:33 am
I'm hearing the Marlins got the 'rona after visiting a strip club.

Florida...
But the strip club was in the ATL when they were up there for exhibition games just before travelling to Philly, so...Georgia...
How were the wings?
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Post by tennbengal » Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:59 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:48 pm
tennbengal wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:45 am
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Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:33 am
I'm hearing the Marlins got the 'rona after visiting a strip club.

Florida...
But the strip club was in the ATL when they were up there for exhibition games just before travelling to Philly, so...Georgia...
How were the wings?
My understanding is they are fantastic...

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Post by tennbengal » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:28 pm

He's worse than Bettman ever was. Or is. Is Bettman still a thing?

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Post by brian » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:30 pm

Bettman's been pretty decent the last 10 years or so. If not for Adam Silver seeming to mostly have it on the ball, could make an argument he's the best commissioner of the Big Four, which is scary.
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Post by mister d » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Manfred: "We're extremely disappointed some members of the players association chose to engage in high risk behavior such as interstate travel, frequent use of transit centers and the sharing of airflow-restricted indoor spaces with upwards of 30 other coworkers and support staff."
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Post by psunate77 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:40 pm

Don't see how the Brewers-Cards are going to play tomorrow if players were positive today? If I was a player, I wouldn't wanna play.

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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:54 pm

brian wrote:
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Bettman's been pretty decent the last 10 years or so. If not for Adam Silver seeming to mostly have it on the ball, could make an argument he's the best commissioner of the Big Four, which is scary.
Bettman will never live down the three (or more?) work stoppages on his watch.

ETA - nor should he

Your original point does have merit though. They did a great job on the restart.
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Post by brian » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:00 pm

Well best current commissioner I should have said. Yeah, his career legacy is tainted.
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