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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:20 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Stealthy AF!!!
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:20 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Why would you get out of the car????
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:21 pm
by DSafetyGuy
I love how they're just speeding up the film for every form of transportation used thus far except the helicopter.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:21 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Is that fucking Prison Mike??
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm
by DSafetyGuy
The complete lack of geographical continuity is killing me.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm
by Johnny Carwash
"I'll drive and tell you how to shoot, you shoot and tell me how to drive."
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm
by brian
Not sure we yet know who the "Samurai Cop" is? (I mean we can guess.)
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Not for nothing, but that's a bad ass Rape Van.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm
by rass
Aw man
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Quick let's save this guy who we spent the last 20 minutes trying to kill.
Who is also a completely different guy after he caught on fire.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm
by brian
Your entire body catching on fire as it often does after an accident.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:24 pm
by brian
I was in college in 1991 and can tell you this was about as hot as women's underwear got then.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:25 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Is she on GHB?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:25 pm
by Nonlinear FC
TITTTIEEEESSSS~!!!!!!!
I mean, seriously. Least hot sex scene ever?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm
by brian
There will never be a better sex scene than the sex scene with MacGruber and Vicki in MacGruber. I will not argue this.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm
by DSafetyGuy
The tall guy with the ponytail looks like he should be a professional wrestler.
ETA: To be fair, blond mullet is probably his tag team partner.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:27 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Wait.. Why are these guys on some separate weird dub thing?
Um. Joe Marshall?
Jeesuz fucking christ. The Gas Chamber..
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:28 pm
by brian
I don't like the way he treats his girlfriend with the big boobs and no discernable personality traits.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm
by rass
brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm
There will never be a better sex scene than the sex scene with MacGruber and Vicki in MacGruber. I will not argue this.
Let me do the talking
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Tremendous job not matching the shirt and pants for the police officer with the giant baton.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm
by rass
Was that Troy Aikman?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm
by Johnny Carwash
fwiw, this scene with the nurse is considered one of the main things that spawned the movie's cult following.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:31 pm
by brian
Why couldn't Red just kill this guy herself?
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm
by rass
All of these close ups are great
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:33 pm
by brian
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm
Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.
Not one in those heels, no.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:34 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Not for nothing, but the Key Grip is earning his fucking pay here.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm
by brian
I made my wife watch this with me by the way. She's not impressed, but her taste in movies mostly sucks.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Guessing DSafe's wife has checked out by now.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:36 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm
Guessing DSafe's wife has checked out by now.
I had to tell her not to choke laughing so hard.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:36 pm
by brian
Curiously that getaway car had Nevada plates.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:36 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Hey.... Wait a minute!!
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:37 pm
by brian
They so obviously filmed this black guy's scenes separately.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:37 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Lots of reaction shots of the partner.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:37 pm
by Nonlinear FC
So many heads and limbs!!!
One more week, goddamit!
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:38 pm
by brian
I love the tough-ass seargent actually liking the kiss on the forehead.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Baby... I'm always in.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm
by Johnny Carwash
"Katana" is Japanese for "Japanese sword." Also, "sword" is English for "English sword."
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm
by brian
Sadly, my wife missed "I may stop by, so keep it warm", so I can't use that in jest this weekend.
Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:40 pm
by DSafetyGuy
I feel like "keep it warm" should qualify for "he said the thing" status.