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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:41 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm "Katana" is Japanese for "Japanese sword." Also, "sword" is English for "English sword."
I'm dying right now, seriously

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:41 pm
by rass
Um, that cop’s nose???

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:42 pm
by brian
They filmed this restaurant scene in at least three different places, maybe as many as five.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:42 pm
by DSafetyGuy
This movie seems to have resulted from a heated discussion revolving around the phrase "I could write a better version of 'Lethal Weapon'."

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:43 pm
by brian
"Wait, so he called the yazuka boss a 'geek'"?

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:43 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Can't help but put his balls out for a white girl.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:44 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Tremendous comic relief after that tense confrontation.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:44 pm
by brian
Not enough casual racism yet.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:44 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Guys, this guy is supposed to be gay, hope that helps.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:45 pm
by Nonlinear FC
That's, like the wierdest racist thing ever.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:45 pm
by brian
It's a good thing I'm not in charge of in-game presentation for a football team, because I would absolutely re-film that scene with the bad guy sending all of his heavies out to fight the "heroes" with the offensive and defensive lines.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:46 pm
by DSafetyGuy
These henchmen are so courteous the way they attack one at a time.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:46 pm
by brian
If they had guns, why not just shoot these fuckers in the first place?

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:47 pm
by Nonlinear FC
OH SHIT

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:47 pm
by DSafetyGuy
I love how the soundtrack is very 1985.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:48 pm
by brian
Did it ever occur to these guys to call for backup?

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:49 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Note that this isn't the last time the dialogue goes out of its way to inform us that parts of the black guy's anatomy are, in fact, black.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:49 pm
by Nonlinear FC
It's called Cone of Silence.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:50 pm
by brian
The guy who played the captain in Beverly Hills Cop was an actual Detroit cop and he was Pacino compared to this guy.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:50 pm
by rass
I guess they had to save the caprice so it could get shot up in this scene which explains why the van guys missed it completely

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:50 pm
by brian
This dude is a horn dog.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:50 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Great mounted lion's head.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:51 pm
by Johnny Carwash
This guy aced the sexual harassment part of samurai training.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:51 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Wait... Are they gonna fuck??

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:52 pm
by DSafetyGuy
If you had tried to re-make this movie well a couple years after its release, John C. McGinley would have been your star.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:52 pm
by rass
DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:50 pm Great mounted lion's head.
She just had it stuffed.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:53 pm
by brian
If I had Jeff Bezos money I would do shit like shoot a shot for shot, word for word remake of this or The Room with A-list stars just to see what would turn out.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:53 pm
by DSafetyGuy
"Roots" is prominently placed on the bookshelf.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:54 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Q: What's my motivation?

A: To wave a baseball bat in the least-menacing way possible.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:55 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Pause after this scene where he's handcuffing the guy.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:55 pm
by brian
I need a break from all the testosterone pumping through my veins.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:56 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Alright, pause here. Start again at 10:05.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:56 pm
by brian
10:05 it is.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:59 pm
by brian
So is Dave Matthews a fan of this movie? I actually prefer the mystery there I think, so no one tell me.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:59 pm
by brian
First VGK game in 4.5 months just faced off, but thank Satan for DVRs.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:05 pm
by Johnny Carwash
And we're back.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:05 pm
by brian
"The usual police routine" refering to storming the wrong house is especially timely.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:06 pm
by rass
Coke Nose Johnson doesn’t appreciate all this dick and sex talk

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:06 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Nagel paintings on the wall is perfect.

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:07 pm
by brian
I rarely say this about any movie because I really do respect how hard a business it is, but I'm pretty sure I could have done a better job of set design for this movie and don't give two shits about design.