2020 NHL Offseason Thread

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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by degenerasian » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:05 am

Peterka is a great pick for Buffalo
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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by mister d » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:11 am

Really, really wish we'd held Lundqvist and traded Georgiev.
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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by MaxWebster » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:20 am

trading up a little... i wonder if Sabres are making a concerted ploy to get RWs, we are terribly shy after Sam Reinhart there's.... not much.
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Post by degenerasian » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:21 am

Gunler is really slipping, past 40 now. Flames trying to move up.
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Post by mister d » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:28 am

Feels like we're really close to where I can't hope for a DeAngelo trade anymore unless we're getting a 2021 pick.
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Post by degenerasian » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:42 am

Now I want Mysak.
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Doug Wilson Jr. signing (ASL, not pen to paper) their selection of Ozzy Wiesblatt, because his mom is deaf is so fucking awesome.
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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by degenerasian » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:06 pm

Montreal takes Tuch and Mysak
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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

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... Like Lias Andersson, as soon as they picked him and the analysis was "upside of a 2C but should play soon" it was obvious they were trying to fill a hole and passing on a better prospect.
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Montreal takes Tuch and Mysak
Gotta be a Silence of the Lambs joke here somewhere....

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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by mister d » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:57 pm

I wonder if Alex Tuch's brother also dresses as a border patrol agent for Halloween.
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Post by rass » Wed Oct 07, 2020 1:40 pm

My timeline appeared to have just enough time to talk itself into the Pens perhaps reaching for a goalie in the second round before they took another with their next pick in the third...
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My timeline appeared to have just enough time to talk itself into the Pens perhaps reaching for a goalie in the second round before they took another with their next pick in the third...
Clang a great name for a goalie though.

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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by sancarlos » Thu Oct 08, 2020 1:43 pm

Eight months ago, the Blackhawks had both Robin Lehner and Corey Crawford in goal. They've now decided that next season they are moving on and going with new young blood.

So, either they think the unproven young guys are ready to keep them in the playoffs right now, or they are going for the full rebuild (which might not please Toews and Kane).
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Post by mister d » Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:29 am

I'd be happier if he were out west but its not one of my horror scenarios so I will survive.
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Post by brian » Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:33 am

Thornton being linked with VGK after Stastny traded to WPG. I think VGK will elect to just go with some combination of Glass/Stephenson at that second/third center position but the idea of Thornton getting a Stanley Cup with VGK and what it would do to sancarlos is pretty funny.

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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:43 am

Kind of an odd hairline on Mr. Perfect.
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:54 am

I’d be shocked if that came to fruition. But I’m a big Thornton fan so I’d be very happy for him if he won a Cup, anywhere.

I do know he got on well with De Boer, so there is a bit of logic to it.
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McKenzie saying Henrik is done. 1 yr deal to Caps
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:19 am

Tyler Johnson put on waivers. That's (hopefully) one way to get around an NTC.
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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by degenerasian » Fri Oct 09, 2020 1:26 pm

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Tyler Johnson put on waivers. That's (hopefully) one way to get around an NTC.
That and to free up money to counter offer sheets on Cirelli and Sergachev.
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Good luck with that
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Post by degenerasian » Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:35 pm

Flames sign Markstrom! 6X6. It's a overpayment and risky but going into next season with yet another average goalie tandem would have been a disaster.
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Post by mister d » Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:36 pm

I just read he gave up 117 goals on 118 xG so if you're not looking for average ...
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Post by mister d » Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:50 pm

The Rangers signed seven (7) new players today of which seven (7) are Americans who played in the NCAA. Our coach is an American who played and coached in the NCAA.
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Post by degenerasian » Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:56 pm

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The Rangers signed seven (7) new players today of which seven (7) are Americans who played in the NCAA. Our coach is an American who played and coached in the NCAA.
That's racist.
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The Rangers signed seven (7) new players today of which seven (7) are Americans who played in the NCAA. Our coach is an American who played and coached in the NCAA.
That's racist.
Really tho, WATFO?

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Post by mister d » Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:00 pm

I don't know what the cutoff is before you say its a conscious or unconscious trend, but its definitely below seven.
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Post by brian » Sat Oct 10, 2020 1:27 pm

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Post by degenerasian » Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:09 pm

Taylor Hall to the Sabres? 2 year deal? WTF?
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Post by MaxWebster » Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:27 pm

THAT'S A BIG FUCK YEAH FROM ME

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Taylor Hall to the Sabres? 2 year deal? WTF?

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Post by degenerasian » Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:33 pm

Done. 1 year 8 mill.

This is a league that gives mediocre players 5 year deals, how could Taylor Hall not get one?
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Re: 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Post by MaxWebster » Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:35 pm

...coming down off that 15 minute high...


Hall has always said that Krueger was his favourite coach he's played for. Obviously that's the initial draw; playing with Eichel/Reinhart/Skinner is a pretty outstanding top 4 suddenly. 1 year i see him as hedging his bets - if shit (again) hits the fan for the Sabres he can go elsewhere. Win-win.

goddamn - literally an hour ago i was so sour :D

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