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The Rams uniforms look like what the employees would wear at a football-themed car wash
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Brah, take some shots at the end zone
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Hot damn the NFC East sucks.
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Justin Hebert making the start in San Diego.
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A_B wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 1:50 pm
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Saquon, Drew Locke, Jeudy, Jimmy G...

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Hot take - they’re a mess up close but I think the Rams unis are pretty crisp from the usual camera distance.

The Chargers might have the best modernish look in all sports.
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Good lord Atlanta!
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:41 pm Good lord Atlanta!
Am I seeing this right? Was Julio not out there on the onsides kick?
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Atlanta hands team??? Are we talking NFL football or Magic City Gentlemen’s Club?!?!?!?
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Patriots unis look off. They look like the Alouettes.
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Je te plumerai la tête, je te plumerai la tête...
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rass wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 7:11 pm
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Michaels and Collinsworth get done verbally sucking off Gilmore just at the precise moment he gets burnt by DK Metcalf on a long TD.

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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 5:03 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:41 pm Good lord Atlanta!
Am I seeing this right? Was Julio not out there on the onsides kick?
Falcons clearly didn’t know the rules for onsides kicks.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:53 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 5:03 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:41 pm Good lord Atlanta!
Am I seeing this right? Was Julio not out there on the onsides kick?
Falcons clearly didn’t know the rules for onsides kicks.
It. Was. Mind-boggling. They really didn't.
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Awful play all at the end for New England there. But it was a good game overall.
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Great game overall.
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tennbengal wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 9:00 pm Maybe? Altho the only “star” in that list is mayyyybbeee Ramsey...

Not sure anyone is buying tix to see Kupp or Woods...

Generally agree though I believe Woods is a pretty big star at a local level.
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Newton was pretty impressive. Way more important than the loss. Not sure 35 points gonna get it done though. Pass d needs to lead the way and not so much last night. Still, an overall positive.

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Barkley's torn ACL confirmed. This wouldn't have happened if the NFL had its usual 4-game preseason (in which Barkley would have gotten a total of 7 touches).
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Rex wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:05 am Barkley's torn ACL confirmed. This wouldn't have happened if the NFL had its usual 4-game preseason (in which Barkley would have gotten a total of 7 touches).
Ha ha. Yeah, it's terrible to see all the injuries, but I think it's silly to blame the lack of preseason. As said above, starters hardly play in those farcical games. College has never had a preseason (unless you count the top teams' first games, against no-hope opponents.)
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Does anybody think the Jets played a little dirty against the 49ers? I know there isn't really any reason to suspect it.
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rass wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:26 am Image
Bringing his winning ways to New York.

Williams is like Ryan Fitzpatrick - if he's a part of your team, you know your team sucks.
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Practically every NFL coach/coordinator is an asshole in some capacity, but I would love to see the Jets go 0-16 so Gase and Williams never work again.
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Well, the Broncos have now lost their best defensive player, their best offensive player, and their QB. So, it’s nice knowing I won’t have to expend any energy thinking they might have a chance to do something this season.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:30 am
rass wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:26 am Image
Bringing his winning ways to New York.

Williams is like Ryan Fitzpatrick - if he's a part of your team, you know your team sucks.
A couple years ago, when Hue Jackson got canned, I was suggesting to a couple Browns fans that neither Williams or Todd Haley get the interim coaching spot because whichever one did not get the gig was going to be a massive problem the rest of the season.

So, hiring Freddie Kitchens may have been a smart move... in one very, very specific way.
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I know it's not flashy and MIN sucks but the Colts D put on a clinic on Sunday.

It's very boring football, but if they keep that up it's winning football.
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I wasn’t ready for The Killers to be old
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Rex wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:57 pm I wasn’t ready for The Killers to be old
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I think Alliegant Stadium might be the second highest stadium in the NFL by elevation as far as long field goals go (about 2,200 feet above sea level).
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A_B wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:00 pm
Rex wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:57 pm I wasn’t ready for The Killers to be old
Somebody told me all these things that I’ve done were just glamorous indie rock and roll.
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Viaaaaagraaaaa-aaa-aaa

(This is the actual lyric and you can’t convince me otherwise but at least it finally works)
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I was too distracted by the audio being off to notice their looks... mercifully.
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[/quote]He should have been permitted, nay, REQUIRED, to give the "Isaac from The Love Boat" finger guns in that photo.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:09 am
I need this lunchbox. $50 to anybody who can deliver
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Holy shit.

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dem3pigs wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:04 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:09 am
I need this lunchbox. $50 to anybody who can deliver
https://www.ebay.com/itm/164385160979

The photo is in the listing, but I'm not sure if it's the one or the other.
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