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Re: NFL 2020

Post by tennbengal » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:09 am

So nice that KC fixed their running game. Holy hell, they are now a cheat code. CEH is so damn good.

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Post by bfj » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:23 am

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And you could hear the booing with a small crowd too. A packed stadium would've been even more embarrassing.
This would be the reason I would end up getting escorted out of the stadium by Baltimore's finest.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Sep 11, 2020 12:02 pm

Do the stadium cops in Baltimore wear Zubazz too?
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Post by degenerasian » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:09 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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And you could hear the booing with a small crowd too. A packed stadium would've been even more embarrassing.
It was a moment of silence so you can hear pretty much any yahoo who's making any sort of noise.
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Post by rass » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:12 pm

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Post by Rush2112 » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:00 pm

Not exactly the cream of local citizenry that would attend a football game in the middle of a pandemic, but still not a very good look.
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Post by duff » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:21 pm

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Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:00 pm
Not exactly the cream of local citizenry that would attend a football game in the middle of a pandemic, but still not a very good look.
From what I have read on Twitter and other places on the internet, it wasn't a good look for the players. But that is what I get for clicking on accounts that respond to trumps tweets.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:26 pm

What's the over-under on NFL fanbases that would do it? 32?
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Sep 11, 2020 5:09 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
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What's the over-under on NFL fanbases that would do it? 32?
Portions of the fanbases that attend games.
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Re: NFL 2020

Post by A_B » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:36 am

Who has two thumbs and just got Sunday Ticket for $100 because he's a student?

Who has two thumbs and is kicking himself that he didn't use his daughter's account for the past two years to get Sunday Ticket for $100?

it's the same guy!
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Post by brian » Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:03 pm

It’s going to take a very long time before Las Vegas Raiders is not weird.

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Post by Steve of phpBB » Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:55 pm

brian wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:03 pm
It’s going to take a very long time before Las Vegas Raiders is not weird.
I’m still trying to get used to the Arizona Cardinals. So yeah.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by Rex » Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:03 pm

I still say LA Rams

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Post by Rex » Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:17 pm

Is there anything stranger than seeing the Patriots with a rando at kicker?

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Post by HaulCitgo » Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:44 pm

Same random guy as last year. Is anything stranger than Cam at qb for the pats?

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Post by sancarlos » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:10 pm

Hey Dsafe how about those Bears? You can’t stop Mitchell Trubisky. You can only hope to contain him!
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Post by brian » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:15 pm

Matt Patricia might be fatter than Andy Reid now.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:17 pm

Guy for lions is a bum

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Post by rass » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:18 pm

brian wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:15 pm
Matt Patricia might be fatter than Andy Reid now.
And not even lovably chubby.

ETA - Oh man he dropped that
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Post by rass » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:21 pm

Scott Hanson just said “toudies” instead on touchdowns and I’ve never missed directv more
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Post by Johnnie » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:26 pm

For those of you, like me, with no qualms about streaming...

https://nflbite.com/

And don't forget that VPN.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:49 pm

This just in... the jets are horrible.
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Post by Johnnie » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:27 pm

This crowd noise is kinda silly. It makes the home viewing seamless from last season, but it's totally nonsensical when you know no one is in the stadium.

(There was a personal foul on the defense in TB/NO. It was the right call. Whoever's controlling the noise hit the "massive booing" button because it went against the home team. Just dumb.)
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:31 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:27 pm
This crowd noise is kinda silly. It makes the home viewing seamless from last season, but it's totally nonsensical when you know no one is in the stadium.

(There was a personal foul on the defense in TB/NO. It was the right call. Whoever's controlling the noise hit the "massive booing" button because it went against the home team. Just dumb.)
Raiders-Panthers game ended with the "crowd" cheering wildly, even though the game was in Charlotte and the Raiders had come from behind in the 4th to win.
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Post by Ryan » Sun Sep 13, 2020 5:04 pm

Stupid hockey towns.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Post by A_B » Sun Sep 13, 2020 5:45 pm

Ryan wrote:
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Stupid hockey towns.
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Post by degenerasian » Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:21 pm

oh, the Bengals.....
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Post by Rex » Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:38 pm

Don’t the Panthers play in Sunrise?

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:48 pm

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Post by L-Jam3 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:58 pm

Holy shit. Everything about the Rams’ rebrand is utterly terrible.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:34 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:10 pm
Hey Dsafe how about those Bears? You can’t stop Mitchell Trubisky. You can only hope to contain him!
Dogshit game that will inevitably be framed as a "dramatic fourth quarter comeback" when in actuality it was Matt Patricia deciding that the eraser on the pencil over his ear could edit the football maxim "the only thing the prevent defense does is prevent you from winning". There is no point trying to extrapolate anything from this game, as the Lions clearly cannot overcome Patricia's coaching. Adrian Peterson averaged north of 6.5 yards a carry, but the aeronautical engineering degree-holder on his sideline brilliantly kept rotating three backs, including DeAndre Swift, who had a game-winning pass go right through his hands in the end zone on the next-to-last play of the game. Matt Nagy's 5-0 mark against Patricia now includes a game won on a fourth quarter pick-six, wins over Lions' squads started by Jeff Driskel and David Blough (with the winning score coming in the final 2:30) last season, and today's polished turd.

Jimmy Graham had more passes clank off his hands in the first three quarters than land in them. Trubisky almost got Cole Kmet killed on the only pass thrown his way. A lot of the discussion prior to the game was how Detroit's right side of the line would handle Chicago's line with an injury replacement and a rookie. Well, the Lions gave up one sack, rolled up 435 yards, and I already mentioned how a 35-year-old running back ran more or less at will throughout the game.
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Post by bfj » Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:53 pm

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Don’t forget the horrible fake punt in the first quarter.
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Post by Rush2112 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:32 pm

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Post by degenerasian » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:09 am

L-Jam3 wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:58 pm
Holy shit. Everything about the Rams’ rebrand is utterly terrible.

ETA: How do you fuck up white?
They looked like a high school team that got their budget slashed and this was all they could afford.
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Post by Gunpowder » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:31 am

sancarlos wrote:
Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:47 pm
I kind of hoped we wouldn’t have another Baker Mayfield advertising campaign on the NFL games this season.
I was also surprised to see Case of Busch Keenum was doing another round of those.
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Post by Gunpowder » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:32 am

I built a projection model for fantasy players and for games that I'm gonna work on throughout the season. Some relative hits, a lot of misses in week 1 obvs, but it nailed LAC 16 CIN 13 on the dot.
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Post by mister d » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:34 am

Thanks for the heads up on Tyler Boyd.
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Post by tennbengal » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:40 am

mister d wrote:
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Thanks for the heads up on Tyler Boyd.
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Re: NFL 2020

Post by Rex » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:17 am

Take a moment to dunk on the Falcons today, who

- had the natural advantage of playing a west coast team at 1:00 Eastern
- opened the roof and made that team play in 90 degree Southern slop (and stand on the sunny side!)
- got their asses kicked all day long.

I know Browns yada yada, but hard to think of a worse way to start.

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