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A thread for bread.
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We can debate if 1-2 is french-sourdough or sourdough-french, but I can't see anything else at the top.
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I like it in fruit salad
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I'm "pan"ning this thread.
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Challah if you're down with this breadthread
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mister d wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:12 am We can debate if 1-2 is french-sourdough or sourdough-french, but I can't see anything else at the top.
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Don't keep it at home. Will enjoy it dining out.
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We have a Great Harvest Bread bakery nearby that has a chile and cheese bread that's perfect for most meated sandwiches.
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There are few things better then a hot homemade loaf, fresh from the oven, slathered in butter.

Damn right I make bread from scratch. (Usually just honey whole wheat.)
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sancarlos wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:38 am There are few things better then a hot homemade loaf, fresh from the ... butt...

Damn right I make b... m ... (Usually just honey ...hole w...e...t.)
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I've noticed a lot of lame sourdough breads around here lately.

But a good sourdough is heavenly.

French bread is alright, but I have to put in a vote for pumpernickel and also for rye with caraway seeds.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:01 pm I've noticed a lot of lame sourdough breads around here lately.

But a good sourdough is heavenly.

French bread is alright, but I have to put in a vote for pumpernickel and also for rye with caraway seeds.
Just bought a loaf of pumpernickel yesterday!
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:01 pm I've noticed a lot of lame sourdough breads around here lately.

But a good sourdough is heavenly.
We could probably do a whole other thread on High Variance Foods. Sourdough for sure is up there.
Pruitt wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:01 pmFrench bread is alright, but I have to put in a vote for pumpernickel and also for rye with caraway seeds.
I accept both of these as strong tier 2 unless the pumpernickel has golden raisins in it.
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Caraway seeds can suck a butt
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:01 pm I've noticed a lot of lame sourdough breads around here lately.

But a good sourdough is heavenly.

French bread is alright, but I have to put in a vote for pumpernickel and also for rye with caraway seeds.
We've been buying a loaf of a local baker's light rye with caraway seeds in it every week for a month at the farmer's market. Delicious and perfect for cold cut sammys.
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mister d wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:38 pm
Pruitt wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:01 pmFrench bread is alright, but I have to put in a vote for pumpernickel and also for rye with caraway seeds.
I accept both of these as strong tier 2 unless the pumpernickel has golden raisins in it.
Who would bake such an atrocity?
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I don't know, Pruitt. Maybe someone who cares that I don't get diarrhea?
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I guess I misremembered. I thought the D was for Delaware.
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I'm confused - I hate raisins in bread.

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Ohhh ... I thought you were implying they're standard and thus irremovable. Its nice to see the Reds aren't the only ones against runs today ooooooohhh.
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There's nothing that warrants golden raisins. Nothing.
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Made a couple loaves of Ciabatta today. Pretty damned good, if I do say so, myself.
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Kind of worried about that loaf that chedda is warming up after his family has gone to bed...
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Huzzah! It's smelling good in here right now.
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rass wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:35 pm Kind of worried about that loaf that chedda is warming up after his family has gone to bed...
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Well done, CG.
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The cheddar government sounds kinda cheesy.
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Wish it would cool off so I could dive in.
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Fucking delicious
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