NFL Week 5

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I'm going with New Orleans, completely independent of Michael Thomas' status. I don't think Hebert is going to string three good games in a row just because he's a rookie, and with an out Ekeler.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 6:50 am I'm going with New Orleans, completely independent of Michael Thomas' status. I don't think Hebert is going to string three good games in a row just because he's a rookie, and with an out Ekeler.
You could argue that he already has had three good games in a row. And arent' the chances of Brees fluctuating wildly are pretty good, too.
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Fair. But if there is worry that Brees' arm strength will go full 2015 Peyton, I'd rather take him earlier in the year than later.
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But how could anybody have ever suspected that

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Gunpowder wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 6:38 am I'm taking Tampa - any time I can take a Thursday game I take it, just to get it out of the way.
And this was one of the quick years
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TIL that Joe Theismann is not in the Hall of Fame. I just assumed.
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A_B wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:51 am TIL that Joe Theismann is not in the Hall of Fame. I just assumed.
You read that "Is Matt Ryan a HOFer?" article on The Athletic, didn't you?
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If you took the Cardinals in survivor, you may need to rethink that.
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Sabo wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 9:13 am
A_B wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:51 am TIL that Joe Theismann is not in the Hall of Fame. I just assumed.
You read that "Is Matt Ryan a HOFer?" article on The Athletic, didn't you?
Yuuuup.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 9:19 am If you took the Cardinals in survivor, you may need to rethink that.
First thought was Murray but no, the actual situation makes much more sense.
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Start a new survivor league where you pick a team to not have a coronavirus case.
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Shit, we'd all be out by Week 7.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 9:08 am Guunpowder at his TV last night: THAT WAS FOURTH DOWN YOU FUCKING SENILE ASSHOLE YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER DOWN
I had already conceded the loss by then. I was furious over the penalty for roughing Foles and the field goal attempt on 4th and 1 and didn't have enough anger left for J.R. Brady.
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Brandon Perna, Broncos fan, is one of the few people I follow on YouTube that talks about the NFL. I think he's hilarious.

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At least the Giants fans are good at tweeting

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Oh shit. Alex Smith in for the Washingtons Washies.
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They really should call some runs in the second half.
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Brandin Cooks getting hit like he's Brandin Cooks.
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I feel we say this every week, but Dan Quinn can't have a job much longer. Terrible.
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Mapletron nickname is growing on me
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I love the play-action fake when going for it on 4th and 20. Are they expecting someone to fall for that?
Totally Kafkaesque
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rass wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:12 pm Mapletron nickname is growing on me
He gets so open you would think that the field is 110 yards long
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Rex wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:41 pm
rass wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:12 pm Mapletron nickname is growing on me
He gets so open you would think that the field is 110 yards long
Instead of 120?
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I'll be a bastard and say that while the fact that Alex Smith made it back to the field is incredible...

He averaged 2 yards a pass, looked really horrible and probably should begin enjoying his retirement.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:13 pm I feel we say this every week, but Dan Quinn can't have a job much longer. Terrible.

He gone.

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tennbengal wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:07 pm Survivor time of death in one of my two leagues - 4:24 or so. Thanks for nothing, Chiefs.
A lot of Dallas and San Francisco in my big pool. At least today might not be a total loss.
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Jimmy G!!
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Danny J!!
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:27 pmJimmy G!!
Jimmy G!!!!!
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CJ Beathard!!!1!!!1?!!?!!?!
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The giants radio team describing the Prescott injury might have been more horrific than actually seeing it.
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Holy fuck. Dak's ankle.
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rass wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 5:38 pm The giants radio team describing the Prescott injury might have been more horrific than actually seeing it.
That was pretty disgusting to watch in real time. Sucks.
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You can’s spell “destroyed ankle” without the letters D, A, and K.

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