2020 Masters (Golf) Thread

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wlu_lax6 wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:00 pm Struggling to decide the best way to watch using Master.com. the Picture in picture is nice but a bit overwhelming. Plus i having a hard time with the my group option.

Just went back on and saw DeChambeau lose a ball on 3. Wonder if it is easier to lose a ball without fans out there.
Where he lost it was crazy. Just a low lying aread but it buried, I guess.
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Sat down to watch for the first time this week and saw tiger bogey for the first time (ugly-like too).
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rass wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:30 pm Sat down to watch for the first time this week and saw tiger bogey for the first time (ugly-like too).
That putt went further after it hit the hole than before.

DeChambeau nearly aced 6 just now.
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Put money on Jazz Janewattananond!
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Tiger needs to head to Target between rounds and buy some lower spin balls
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Rex wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:40 am Tiger needs to head to Target between rounds and buy some lower spin balls
Really hurt him for sure.
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Third round underway. Dechambeau bogeyed 18 to save 10 guys. 60 guys will tee off in threesomes on split tees to try and get the entire round in. Tiger and Phil at -5 but not playing together unfortunately.
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No, but Sungjae Im, CT Pan and Hideki are playing together
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Why in the fuck is this only live on stream right now?
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Rex wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:50 am No, but Sungjae Im, CT Pan and Hideki are playing together
Perfect - so now CBS can ignore them easily.
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tennbengal wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am Why in the fuck is this only live on stream right now?
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CBS doesnt start until 1:00
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tennbengal wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am Why in the fuck is this only live on stream right now?
Most years you don't see live action from most of the front nine until Sunday.
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Well it looks like they missed the decisive stretch of the tournament
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govmentchedda wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:35 pm
tennbengal wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am Why in the fuck is this only live on stream right now?
Most years you don't see live action from most of the front nine until Sunday.
I think they gave up on that a few years back.
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They were not supposed to start this early with split tees, messed up tv.
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A_B wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 1:11 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:35 pm
tennbengal wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am Why in the fuck is this only live on stream right now?
Most years you don't see live action from most of the front nine until Sunday.
I think they gave up on that a few years back.
that is correct. they did give up on that. Just weird that CBS or ESPN didn't run this from the start today but it was ok to follow along on phones/computers live.

DJ trying to put the tourney into a sleeper hold it appears.
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tennbengal wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 2:13 pm
A_B wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 1:11 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:35 pm
tennbengal wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am Why in the fuck is this only live on stream right now?
Most years you don't see live action from most of the front nine until Sunday.
I think they gave up on that a few years back.
that is correct. they did give up on that. Just weird that CBS or ESPN didn't run this from the start today but it was ok to follow along on phones/computers live.

DJ trying to put the tourney into a sleeper hold it appears.
ESPN did do broadcast coverage from 730-10 ish. Then there was an internet only gap until 1.
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Right. I watched the ESPN coverage - it was the gap in-between that was...weird. Just let one of them keep covering it in the gap rather than making it be streaming - especially since darkness will force an end to things by 5:30 regardless.
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Because the morning was still Round 2 tv obligations belonging to ESPN. It's all contracted.
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Just realized how this is the first time I've gotten to watch the Masters without crippling allergies.
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Rex wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 6:03 pm Just realized how this is the first time I've gotten to watch the Masters without crippling ...le...g...s.
???
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I literally posted a masturbation joke in the cooking thread and you choose this one?
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Golfers need to go back to dressing like this:

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I thought that was Paul Newman!

The DJ collapse has started, lead down to 1.
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Rory is going to win
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Never mind—DJ is going to win, and will say “President-Elect Biden” while the Augusta members politely clap behind him.
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oh no tiger
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What happened to him? Just got back from the park, is he +9 for the day?
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Holy shit, a 10 on 12?
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govmentchedda wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:56 am Holy shit, a 10 on 12?
It was as ugly as you think.
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govmentchedda wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:56 am Holy shit, a 10 on 12?
3 balls in the water. Ugly.

So...when is the time for the 'Tiger should retire" talk? Its obvious his back is totally fucked, and he got lucky that all the other guys handed him the tournament last year.
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The US Open post-round player interviews were outdoors, masked and distanced. The ones this week have been indoors with no masked, and distanced, those close enough to both be in frame.

Nothing more than an observation because I can’t not notice this shit these days.
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Even in normal years, every interview at Augusta has always had the feel of a hostage video.
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someone shoots four rounds in sixties at Augusta for first time ever. And doesn’t win. 2020, man.
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A_B wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 2:43 pm someone shoots four rounds in sixties at Augusta for first time ever. And doesn’t win. 2020, man.
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Time to Dustin-proof Augusta.
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brian wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 2:47 pm Time to Dustin-proof Augusta.
Play it in April.
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So I was not selected to have my 2020 tickets become 2021. So I. Guaranteed 2022. Probably better that way.
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