NFL Week 14

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:55 am

Slaughtered last week.

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Over/Unders were 10-5 but I'm not betting off of those anymore as they've been mostly sub-.500.

I think I need to set this up to weight performance in recent weeks.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:13 am

A handful of these games don't have lines yet. Model still hates Washington for whatever reason.

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Post by **brian** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:36 pm

I for one am enjoying the Patriots sucking ass

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:55 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:36 pm I for one am enjoying the Patriots sucking ass

This we can agree on.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:24 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:55 pm
brian wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:36 pm I for one am enjoying the Patriots sucking ass
This we can agree on.

Been waiting a long time for this.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:05 pm

They picked a great time for this game, first week of the playoffs going against the Rams D. Even when they suck they find ways to fuck ya.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:50 am

BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:05 pm They picked a great time for this game, first week of the playoffs going against the Rams D. Even when they suck they find ways to fuck ya.

Should have gone 11-2 and gotten that bye dog!

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:21 pm

One of my favorite things from the past week was multiple articles in Chicago media outlets to debate the merits of the Bears hiring Theo Epstein as their new GM.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:28 pm

Oh man Eagles pulled a Falcons but managed to get the ball anyway

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:35 pm

JFC with the drops man

duff · Post by **duff** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:53 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:35 pm JFC with the drops man

His hands were so bad they had to use nails!

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:54 pm

Cris gushed over Roethlisberger’s pump fake. DRINK

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:23 pm

I don't know if it's the lighting and lack of crowd but it feels like this game is being played on a soundstage

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:29 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:23 pm I don't know if it's the lighting and lack of crowd but it feels like this game is being played on a soundstage

Lack of Al!

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:31 pm

Small audience for this one but seeing business horse interact on Twitter with the Pittsburgh sports and mini ponies guy after all these years was pretty exciting

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:46 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:29 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:23 pm I don't know if it's the lighting and lack of crowd but it feels like this game is being played on a soundstage
Lack of Al!

In all seriousness, maybe the layout of the stadium? That lower level of the bowl is so huge and blue and empty.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 10:27 pm

Stefon Diggs is fantastic.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:05 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:46 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:29 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:23 pm I don't know if it's the lighting and lack of crowd but it feels like this game is being played on a soundstage
Lack of Al!
In all seriousness, maybe the layout of the stadium? That lower level of the bowl is so huge and blue and empty.

maybe? I honestly don't know. it's the first game that's felt "weird" to me this year among the hundreds I've watched

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:27 pm

Absolutely murdered at the Sportsbook today. Not a day I want to relive in most facets today. Ugh.

Good win by the Dolts.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:28 pm

Top of the world boys, top of the world!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:32 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:28 pm Top of the world boys, top of the world!

Leaves me with speculative dreams.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:33 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:28 pm Top of the world boys, top of the world!

yet third in the afc

Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:58 am

A little hyperbole is allowed on the cusp of a first division title in 25 years.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:39 am

brian wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:58 am A little hyperbole is allowed on the cusp of a first division title in 25 years.

As much as I hated the Bills in my childhood (growing up halfway between Buffalo and NYC, my town was half Bills half Giants fans), then even more after going to college in Buffalo, I'll allow it. Even had a smile reading it. Something about this Bills team, and maybe it's partially having Josh Allen in fantasy and giving up on the Jets after 3 weeks, but I have been rooting for this Bills team all year, and I am really enjoying watching them. Probably also helps that the Pats have won the division for 11 straight years and 16 out of the past 17, so I was rooting for anyone to knock them off. Their passing game is just so much fun to watch. I guess 25 years without winning a single playoff game eases the hatred, too.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:40 am

brian wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:58 am A little hyperbole is allowed on the cusp of a first division title in 25 years.

Dern tootin'!

It's just so amazing to have a great coaching staff in place.

Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:44 pm

That roughing the QB call on Judon might be the softest I’ve seen in the NFL which is saying something.

Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:45 pm

I’ve seen three decades of the NFL protecting Green Bay QBs with kid gloves but nothing that bad.

Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:47 pm

Wow the fix is in with this one tonight. Congrats on the W, Cleveland.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:12 pm

brian wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:47 pm Wow the fix is in with this one tonight. Congrats on the W, Cleveland.

Cool. Now shut the fuck up. God you are prone to bouts of insufferable.

Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:36 pm

Sorry. Nothing can stop the Browns from Browning apparently.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:42 pm

Fun game

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:44 pm

This is the Testaverde-Holcomb throwback we deserve

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:46 pm

That safety let the Ravens cover.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:46 pm

Lamar Jackson came running out of the locker room like Superman and saved the day.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:02 am

So which deuce do we want to talk about, the safety to cover or the other one?

Post by **brian** » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:18 am

bfj wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:46 pm That safety let the Ravens cover.

Was watching at a sportsbook and a couple dudes were running around like maniacs.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:53 am

I took the Ravens -3, soooo yeah.

Last time this happened to me (since lightning strikes wherevere it damn well pleases) was when I took Ohio St over Northwestern and after that I lost about ten bets in a row.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:35 am

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:53 am I took the Ravens -3, soooo yeah.

Last time this happened to me (since lightning strikes wherevere it damn well pleases) was when I took Ohio St over Northwestern and after that I lost about ten bets in a row.

I went something like 1/9 on Sunday. And the 1 was some BS total TD passes which was even money. Slaughtered.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:27 am

Rex wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:02 am So which deuce do we want to talk about, the safety to cover or the other one?

https://defector.com/lamar-jacksons-run ... t-of-skid/

It's a masterclass in bathroom humor.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Dec 15, 2020 11:24 am

In the league I commish, the Tucker FG gave a guy 5 points to tie his playoff game at 105.14.