2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

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Post by Rams Fanny » Wed Mar 17, 2021 12:19 pm

With Brockers going to the Lions for a '23 7th, Rams and lions are 1-1 on trade front
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Mar 17, 2021 3:41 pm

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Post by tennbengal » Wed Mar 17, 2021 3:47 pm

You want to re-create the magic of games 1-6 in 2018. Not so much the rest of 2017-18...
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:14 pm

I am enjoying how there's a little chatter about how they are now going to try to trade Foles for a 7th. Come the fuck on. If they have to do that, they need to bring in at least two QBs. He's on a small enough contract (for two years), you may as well keep him to help teach the new guy.

What a fuckfest.

Ryan Pace looks like he was a date rapist in college (and probably beyond).
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Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:19 pm

No love for Uno Ocho signing with Arizona?
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Post by brian » Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:25 pm

Rams Fanny wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 12:19 pm
With Brockers going to the Lions for a '23 7th, Rams and lions are 1-1 on trade front
I'm honestly not sure which one you're scoring a win for the Rams or the Lions. (I'm assuming the Stafford deal is your Rams win and I suppose that's arguably true, but the Lions were able to get a much better return for Stafford than I thought they'd get considering they didn't a huge amount of leverage. In any event, I hope the Rams win the Super Bowl this year and then immediately suck so bad that 2023 1st is the first overall pick.)

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Post by GoodKarma » Wed Mar 17, 2021 8:03 pm

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No love for Uno Ocho signing with Arizona?
I think that’s a good fit for him. I hope he does well.
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Post by tennbengal » Wed Mar 17, 2021 8:14 pm

He looked pretty cooked last year, but rooting for him for sure. AJ Green is another supremely awesome human being.

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Post by Pruitt » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:38 am

WTF is going on with Ryan Pace's neck?
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Post by rass » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:53 am

More like Ryan PEZ
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:51 am

Good news for the guillotine operator.
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It's some variation of a monkey's paw curse with Mike Glennon
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Post by sancarlos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:02 pm

Pace’s father was an ostrich.
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Post by mister d » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:14 pm

And mother was Mike Milbury.
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Post by A_B » Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:13 pm

Yeah, this is a lot of smoke. Seems like serial behavior if it's true.
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Post by brian » Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:22 pm

It looks like he should be in jail, not in civil court.

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Post by Rams Fanny » Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:41 pm

brian wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:25 pm
Rams Fanny wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 12:19 pm
With Brockers going to the Lions for a '23 7th, Rams and lions are 1-1 on trade front
I'm honestly not sure which one you're scoring a win for the Rams or the Lions. (I'm assuming the Stafford deal is your Rams win and I suppose that's arguably true, but the Lions were able to get a much better return for Stafford than I thought they'd get considering they didn't a huge amount of leverage. In any event, I hope the Rams win the Super Bowl this year and then immediately suck so bad that 2023 1st is the first overall pick.)
Rams win: Stafford is eons better than Goff. Lions are going to likely screw up picks the Rams weren't interested in and Goff is their starting QB.
Lions Win: Brockers has lots in the tank and reportedly great in locker room. Though Donald still got most triple teams in League, Brockers probably helped keep number down. Rams had to shed salary and Lions used that leverage to send throwaway pick.
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Post by mister d » Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:58 pm

A_B wrote:
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Yeah, this is a lot of smoke. Seems like serial behavior if it's true.
But given the org and the rumored connections between the owner and the lawyer bringing the cases against Watson ... imagine the opposite?
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:17 pm

Trubisky to the Bills.
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:31 pm

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Trubisky to the Bills.
Did not see that coming.

Considering the fact that the Bills backup last year was Matt ("Oh God No!") Barkley, this is a massive upgrade.

Love the Sanders signing, and don;t let his gross average fool you, Bojorquez was an average punter at best. Haack is a huge upgrade.

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Post by Pruitt » Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:35 pm

Just want to add that Trubisky's getting $2.5 million for the year.

Dalton gets 4 times that.

That Pace guy... he's dumb.
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Bojorquez was an average punter at best. Haack is a huge upgrade.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:51 pm

Pruitt wrote:
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Just want to add that Trubisky's getting $2.5 million for the year.

Dalton gets 4 times that.

That Pace guy... he's dumb.
Just wait until you see how many future picks he sends out this season. After all, he's almost certainly not going to be around to reap what comes from it.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Mar 19, 2021 8:49 am

I feel like a father just finding out his son got arrested for DUI after reading the DeShaun Watson complaints.
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Post by The Sybian » Fri Mar 19, 2021 9:55 am

L-Jam3 wrote:
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I feel like a father just finding out his son got arrested for DUI after reading the DeShaun Watson complaints.
I guess we should never be surprised, but Watson seemed like one of the last guess I’d ever expect would do something like this.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:03 am

Johnnie wrote:
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The only upside is if this is some disguised effort to tank. Of course, that would require some future employment for Pace, etc.
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L-Jam3 wrote:
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I feel like a father just finding out his son got arrested for DUI after reading the DeShaun Watson complaints.
Been a good year for Houston sports.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:25 pm

I didn't read the new full complaints (unlike the first three I read), but from what they excerpted from Defector, Watson is a fucking repugnant creep. I'm angry from this. He's a rich professional athlete. If he really had this thing for masseuses touching his cock, just get a damn professional sex worker and tell her that's what he likes. It's probably the power imbalance that gets him off.
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Post by brian » Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:37 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:
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I didn't read the new full complaints (unlike the first three I read), but from what they excerpted from Defector, Watson is a fucking repugnant creep. I'm angry from this. He's a rich professional athlete. If he really had this thing for masseuses touching his cock, just get a damn professional sex worker and tell her that's what he likes. It's probably the power imbalance that gets him off.
Yep, that's it exactly. It's not like there's a dearth of opportunities for illicit sex but he apparently gets off the most on making these women uncomfortable.

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Post by rass » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm

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Post by tennbengal » Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:50 pm

This is gonna be harder to explain away...


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Post by sancarlos » Fri Mar 19, 2021 4:33 pm

That’s a lot of smoke for it not to be fire.

But if DeShaun’s jury was made up of commenters to that tweet, he’d have nothing to worry about.
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Post by tennbengal » Fri Mar 19, 2021 6:00 pm

Buzbee is also apparently well known scummy political/attorney type. Will defer to Giff and TT for whether this whole thing is possibly a work.

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Buzbee is also apparently well known scummy political/attorney type. Will defer to Giff and TT for whether this whole thing is possibly a work.
22 accusers seems like way too many to be some kind of a work. And not sure what the endgame of the Texans would be here (since that's where most of the accusations of any kind of scummery seem to be landing). If they're trying to get him to change his mind about being traded, getting him suspended for a year (or longer) or thrown in jail doesn't seem like a wise strategy.

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tennbengal wrote:
Fri Mar 19, 2021 6:00 pm
Buzbee is also apparently well known scummy political/attorney type. Will defer to Giff and TT for whether this whole thing is possibly a work.
22 accusers seems like way too many to be some kind of a work. And not sure what the endgame of the Texans would be here (since that's where most of the accusations of any kind of scummery seem to be landing). If they're trying to get him to change his mind about being traded, getting him suspended for a year (or longer) or thrown in jail doesn't seem like a wise strategy.
I get that. I do. But, also, the attorney involved here is Micahel Cohen-esque. Doesn't make 22 woman liars. But does muddy the water a small bit.

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Post by mister d » Fri Mar 19, 2021 7:32 pm

What if it is a setup, but by the NFL to set an example of what happens to a franchise player trying to force their way out and knowing the Texans are messy enough to get blamed?????????????????????
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Post by rass » Fri Mar 19, 2021 7:48 pm

What if it’s all true AND the Texans are involved because they knew all about it all along and were complicit in the cover up until Watson was no longer useful?

Though really they should have traded him for anything the least bit reasonable in that case...
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