2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

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Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Post by A_B » Fri Mar 19, 2021 9:44 pm

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What if it’s all true AND the Texans are involved because they knew all about it all along and were complicit in the cover up until Watson was no longer useful?

Though really they should have traded him for anything the least bit reasonable in that case...
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Post by rass » Fri Mar 19, 2021 9:53 pm

Honestly not sure the Texans org has earned that assumption but you’re (we’re?) probably right.
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Post by A_B » Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:05 pm

rass wrote:
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Honestly not sure the Texans org has earned that assumption but you’re (we’re?) probably right.
That’s fair. Lawyer may have gone to them ten times and they just ignored.
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Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Post by brian » Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:35 pm

DeShaun Watson's book marked down to $2.99 on Amazon. Probably not a lot of takers for a book titled "Pass It On: Work Hard, Serve Others . . . Repeat" from him at this point.

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Post by The Sybian » Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:45 pm

brian wrote:
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DeShaun Watson's book marked down to $2.99 on Amazon. Probably not a lot of takers for a book titled "Pass It On: Work Hard, Serve Others . . . Repeat" from him at this point.
My son really liked that book...
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Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Post by mister d » Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:41 pm

So the title was less motivational and more instructional?
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Post by Giff » Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:49 am

I just had to laugh about it last night. I'm so very happy my emotions surrounding sports have really toned down over the last few years because holy shit is it hard to be a Houston fan right now. I expect the Cougars to not only lose to Loyola, but somehow kill that damn nun and make everyone hate them forever.
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Post by EnochRoot » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:45 am

Don’t worry. It could be worse.

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Post by Giff » Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:17 pm

Nah. Our ownership is just as racist and idiotic. And our star QB we could've traded a couple weeks ago for a massive haul should probably be going to jail.

And that's just football!
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Post by mister d » Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:23 pm

Its amazing to think about how awful things looked in early March where "the only way this can get any worse" would have been a really bad trade return and yet somehow a lower floor was discovered.
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Post by Giff » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:23 pm

I almost bought a Raiders hat last week in Vegas. But I think Arizona's my team this year.
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Post by brian » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:30 pm

I'm just excited that I can root for the Lions again without feeling dirty. Dan Campbell might be a meathead but at least he's not a rapist.

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Post by Giff » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:50 pm

Three weeks ago I would've been able to say that about my QB!
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Post by Rush2112 » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:34 pm

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I almost bought a Raiders hat last week in Vegas. But I think Arizona's my team this year.
You sound like a New Mexican! It's all that Lottaburger.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:04 pm

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I almost bought a Raiders hat last week in Vegas. But I think Arizona's my team this year.
I can give you a deal on some very slightly used Bears gear, if you are interested. I'd really like to show Pace how to actually make a good transaction.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:49 pm

Lawrence guy and James white. Andrews. Huge. Belichick is getting everyone to sign back up too.

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:51 pm

Giff wrote:
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I almost bought a Raiders hat last week in Vegas. But I think Arizona's my team this year.
Still room...

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Post by A_B » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:52 pm

The band would be hard to hear, but it would cover up the ass eating at least.
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Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Post by Giff » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:57 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:51 pm
Giff wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:23 pm
I almost bought a Raiders hat last week in Vegas. But I think Arizona's my team this year.
Still room...

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I'd rather give Deshaun Watson a massage than root for that fucking franchise.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:02 pm

A_B wrote:
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The band would be hard to hear, but it would cover up the ass eating at least.
That was the Lions, thank you very much.

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Post by rass » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:05 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:02 pm
A_B wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:52 pm
The band would be hard to hear, but it would cover up the ass eating at least.
That was the Lions, thank you very much.

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Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Post by sancarlos » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:21 pm

Giff wrote:
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I'd rather give Deshaun Watson a massage than root for that fucking franchise.
That was funny.
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Post by EdRomero » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:11 pm



That looks like a great trade for the Dolphins (unless the number 3 pick becomes a Hall of Famer)

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Post by mister d » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:24 pm

Assuming the #2 pick isn't settled, isn't it weird to give up that much without having a specific player targeted?
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Post by Rex » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:29 pm

That's what I thought. You have to be really high on two guys, or you're just winging it.

That kind of goes for any trade into #3 this early in the process though.

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Post by mister d » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:39 pm

Dolphins just traded back up.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:42 pm

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Dolphins just traded back up.
To Philly, giving Howie Roseman an extra 1st in ‘22 to piss away.
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Post by EnochRoot » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:55 pm

Sounds like the Dolphins are banking that Kyle Pitts will still be there at 6. If it works out, that’s a masterstroke.
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Post by Giff » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:55 pm

Looking at the last two trades Houston teams have made with Miami teams is just embarrassing.
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Post by Reaper » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:10 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:
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mister d wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:39 pm
Dolphins just traded back up.
To Philly, giving Howie Roseman an extra 1st in ‘22 to piss away.
The only reason I don't like this is because you kinda sorta but not really tanked in the last game, then trade right below two division rivals. If the Cowboys and Giants weren't sitting right there at 10 and 11, I'd be okay, but I'd have much rather traded back with the Panthers or Broncos.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:01 pm

EnochRoot wrote:
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Sounds like the Dolphins are banking that Kyle Pitts will still be there at 6. If it works out, that’s a masterstroke.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:02 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:51 pm
Giff wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:23 pm
I almost bought a Raiders hat last week in Vegas. But I think Arizona's my team this year.
Still room...

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Post by Brontoburglar » Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:21 pm

I'd wager that the Dolphins are thinking that either J'Marr or DeVonta is there at 6, especially if the board goes 1-2-3-4 QBs with Penei Sewell or Kyle Pitts fifth

is that gamble worth the loss of the first in 2022? no idea. but it's kinda crazy to me that two extra firsts and a third to move up to No. 3 wasn't much less than some of the potential returns being bandied around for Deshaun Watson before the massage assault accusations came out
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Post by brian » Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:03 pm

I would not bet any money on DeShaun Watson playing at all this season.




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Post by Pruitt » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:01 pm

Aren't there "rub and tugs" in Houston? "Massage" parlours where he could have got what he wanted without potentially throwing his career away?
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Post by The Sybian » Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:44 am

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Aren't there "rub and tugs" in Houston? "Massage" parlours where he could have got what he wanted without potentially throwing his career away?
Yeah, but what's the fun in getting a tug without using your power to force an unwilling participant into the act? Anyone can pay for it!
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Pruitt wrote:
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Aren't there "rub and tugs" in Houston? "Massage" parlours where he could have got what he wanted without potentially throwing his career away?
I'll never forget the night leaving a bar with a buddy and as I pull out of the parking lot I see him walking into one of those establishments.
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Post by Pruitt » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:06 pm

Giff wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 9:52 am
Pruitt wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:01 pm
Aren't there "rub and tugs" in Houston? "Massage" parlours where he could have got what he wanted without potentially throwing his career away?
I'll never forget the night leaving a bar with a buddy and as I pull out of the parking lot I see him walking into one of those establishments.
Should have asked for an autograph.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:08 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:06 pm
Giff wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 9:52 am
Pruitt wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:01 pm
Aren't there "rub and tugs" in Houston? "Massage" parlours where he could have got what he wanted without potentially throwing his career away?
I'll never forget the night leaving a bar with a buddy and as I pull out of the parking lot I see him walking into one of those establishments.
Should have asked for an autograph.
As long as Giff told him to keep the pen.
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