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Post by Gunpowder » Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:43 pm

Son of a bitch. Ignore the originals
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Post by Gunpowder » Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:57 pm

CORRECTED HORSEJECTIONS:
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Post by Gunpowder » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:21 pm

That btw is ignoring week 17. If I include week 17 it looks like this:

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by mister d » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:19 am

GPJ: I'm in a playoff league and was probably going to target some Seahawks, what's the big swing on their game with Week 17 included?
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"covid issues"

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Post by A_B » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:43 am

Well of course the Browns will Brown.
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Post by Pruitt » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:18 pm

And surely Stefanski has been talking to players?

So Brown, so very, very Brown.

ETA: Joel Bitonio (Pro Bowler) out too

And it's the moutherfucking Steelers too.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm

Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
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Post by Gunpowder » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:15 pm

mister d wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:19 am
GPJ: I'm in a playoff league and was probably going to target some Seahawks, what's the big swing on their game with Week 17 included?
Trying to figure that out - it appears to be because the Rams were so bad during weeks 15 and 16 that it dragged them way down when those were my "recent" games.

Of course the Rams defense is really good so I prob wouldn't target too many of them.
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Post by BSF21 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:19 pm

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Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
NO by double digits.
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Post by Rex » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:51 pm



This is fun, I like the way he split the 32's.

I think I got most of these--the 7 and 8 I may have backwards.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:20 pm

BSF21 wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:19 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm
Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
NO by double digits.
While that is my normal inclination, I feel like this record being set two seasons after they lost a playoff game following the "double doink" suggests the possibility of of it happening again, especially because Santos was 4/9 on FGs last season before enjoying his current career-best season.
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Post by A_B » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:25 pm

Rex wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:51 pm


This is fun, I like the way he split the 32's.

I think I got most of these--the 7 and 8 I may have backwards.
[+] spoiler
Smith
Mayfield
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Trubisky
Rivers
Allen
Tannehill
Mahomes
Ben
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Brees
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Brady
He split them because that was a second round pick at the time, no?
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Post by Rex » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:44 pm

Correct--[redacted] was actually the first pick of the second round.

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Post by Pruitt » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:41 pm

Toronto Browns Backers are running a playoff pool.

Completely trustworthy guys, $20 Canadian to enter.

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Post by A_B » Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:40 am

Get your Josh's Jaqs! Complete it with some creamy milkiness!

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Post by rass » Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:48 am

Since I just went to trouble to get these out of the closet I guess I should leave them out for the Browns game.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:17 pm

rass wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:48 am
Since I just went to trouble to get these out of the closet I guess I should leave them out for the Browns game.

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Fuck Tommy Maddox!

At one point, my parents had about a dozen boxes of this...

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Could be the sweetest thing I have ever eaten.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:30 pm

I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my children.
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Post by rass » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:51 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:30 pm
I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my children.
Add in moving to Florida and he's practically Maury Seinfeld.
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm

Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
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Post by Sabo » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:33 pm

sancarlos wrote:
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Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.
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Post by A_B » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:38 pm

Sabo wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:33 pm
sancarlos wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm
Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.
"dammit, Sabes, I forgot my jackhammer."
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Post by Giff » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm

A jackoff machine?
Muh.

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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:48 pm

Sabo wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:33 pm
sancarlos wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm
Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.
Ah, yes. I was a bit overserved, if I remember correctly. And, why I brought my jaqstrap to a bar, I cannot recall.
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm

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Post by A_B » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm

Giff wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm
A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:19 pm

A_B wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
Giff wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm
A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
Glad I only got the waLking tour of San Carlos.
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:20 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:19 pm
A_B wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
Giff wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm
A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
Glad I only got the waLking tour of San Carlos.
Well, of course that bar was in San Francisco!
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Post by Giff » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm

That must be where you got the jackoff machine.
Muh.

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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:41 pm

Well, its technical name is The Sybian. heyo!
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Post by Giff » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:10 pm

Thanks SC! A few whiffed on the softball I tossed up there!
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Post by Pruitt » Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:19 pm

Go Bills!!
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Post by degenerasian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm

They called Rivers a future HOFer?
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Post by A_B » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:16 pm

degenerasian wrote:
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They called Rivers a future HOFer?
I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?
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A_B wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:16 pm
degenerasian wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm
They called Rivers a future HOFer?
I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?
If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler?

ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)
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Post by L-Jam3 » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:56 pm

I see him as this era’s version of Warren Moon. So I’d say yes.
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Post by degenerasian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:32 pm

Is he better or worse than McNabb?
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Post by L-Jam3 » Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:39 pm

I think Rivers is clearly better than McNabb.
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