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WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:43 pm
by Gunpowder
Son of a bitch. Ignore the originals

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:57 pm
by Gunpowder
CORRECTED HORSEJECTIONS:
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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:21 pm
by Gunpowder
That btw is ignoring week 17. If I include week 17 it looks like this:

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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:06 am
by rass

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:19 am
by mister d
GPJ: I'm in a playoff league and was probably going to target some Seahawks, what's the big swing on their game with Week 17 included?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:30 am
by rass
"covid issues"


Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:43 am
by A_B
Well of course the Browns will Brown.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:18 pm
by Pruitt
And surely Stefanski has been talking to players?

So Brown, so very, very Brown.

ETA: Joel Bitonio (Pro Bowler) out too

And it's the moutherfucking Steelers too.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:15 pm
by Gunpowder
mister d wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:19 am GPJ: I'm in a playoff league and was probably going to target some Seahawks, what's the big swing on their game with Week 17 included?
Trying to figure that out - it appears to be because the Rams were so bad during weeks 15 and 16 that it dragged them way down when those were my "recent" games.

Of course the Rams defense is really good so I prob wouldn't target too many of them.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:19 pm
by BSF21
DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
NO by double digits.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:51 pm
by Rex


This is fun, I like the way he split the 32's.

I think I got most of these--the 7 and 8 I may have backwards.
[+] spoiler
Smith
Mayfield
Goff
Trubisky
Rivers
Allen
Tannehill
Mahomes
Ben
Rodgers
Jackson
Brees
Wilson
Brady

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:20 pm
by DSafetyGuy
BSF21 wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:19 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
NO by double digits.
While that is my normal inclination, I feel like this record being set two seasons after they lost a playoff game following the "double doink" suggests the possibility of of it happening again, especially because Santos was 4/9 on FGs last season before enjoying his current career-best season.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:25 pm
by A_B
Rex wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:51 pm

This is fun, I like the way he split the 32's.

I think I got most of these--the 7 and 8 I may have backwards.
[+] spoiler
Smith
Mayfield
Goff
Trubisky
Rivers
Allen
Tannehill
Mahomes
Ben
Rodgers
Jackson
Brees
Wilson
Brady
He split them because that was a second round pick at the time, no?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:44 pm
by Rex
Correct--[redacted] was actually the first pick of the second round.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:41 pm
by Pruitt
Toronto Browns Backers are running a playoff pool.

Completely trustworthy guys, $20 Canadian to enter.

http://www.officepools.com/invite/pickem/m/HYQD4YZJ

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:40 am
by A_B
Get your Josh's Jaqs! Complete it with some creamy milkiness!

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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:48 am
by rass
Since I just went to trouble to get these out of the closet I guess I should leave them out for the Browns game.
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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:17 pm
by Pruitt
rass wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:48 am Since I just went to trouble to get these out of the closet I guess I should leave them out for the Browns game.

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Fuck Tommy Maddox!

At one point, my parents had about a dozen boxes of this...

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Could be the sweetest thing I have ever eaten.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:30 pm
by DSafetyGuy
I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my children.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:51 pm
by rass
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:30 pm I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my children.
Add in moving to Florida and he's practically Maury Seinfeld.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm
by sancarlos
Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:33 pm
by Sabo
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:38 pm
by A_B
Sabo wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:33 pm
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.
"dammit, Sabes, I forgot my jackhammer."

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm
by Giff
A jackoff machine?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:48 pm
by sancarlos
Sabo wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:33 pm
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:25 pm Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.
Ah, yes. I was a bit overserved, if I remember correctly. And, why I brought my jaqstrap to a bar, I cannot recall.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
by govmentchedda
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Better put some respect on my national champ.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
by A_B
Giff wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:19 pm
by DSafetyGuy
A_B wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
Giff wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
Glad I only got the waLking tour of San Carlos.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:20 pm
by sancarlos
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:19 pm
A_B wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
Giff wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
Glad I only got the waLking tour of San Carlos.
Well, of course that bar was in San Francisco!

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm
by Giff
That must be where you got the jackoff machine.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:41 pm
by sancarlos
Well, its technical name is The Sybian. heyo!

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:10 pm
by Giff
Thanks SC! A few whiffed on the softball I tossed up there!

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:19 pm
by Pruitt
Go Bills!!

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm
by degenerasian
They called Rivers a future HOFer?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:16 pm
by A_B
degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm They called Rivers a future HOFer?
I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:47 pm
by DSafetyGuy
A_B wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:16 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm They called Rivers a future HOFer?
I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?
If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler?

ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:56 pm
by L-Jam3
I see him as this era’s version of Warren Moon. So I’d say yes.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:32 pm
by degenerasian
Is he better or worse than McNabb?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:39 pm
by L-Jam3
I think Rivers is clearly better than McNabb.