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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:39 pm
by Pruitt
That was such a massive turnaround.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:43 pm
by L-Jam3
The Colts made the right call going for it on 4th and goal from the 4ish, but those two sideline receptions by that Davis guy to get Buffalo down the field were top notch.

And of course the CBS halftime crew all say they would’ve kicked the FG.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:56 pm
by tennbengal
Ahem. Ken Anderson still not in. An NFL MVP and to one SB in his long and very good career. But ,sure, Rivers goes in. Whatevs.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:14 pm
by Rex
Thank you to the Colts for running the Giants’ offense so it can feel like they were in the playoffs.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:51 pm
by DSafetyGuy
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:47 pm
A_B wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:16 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm They called Rivers a future HOFer?
I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?
If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler?

ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)
tennbengal wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:56 pm Ahem. Ken Anderson still not in. An NFL MVP and to one SB in his long and very good career. But ,sure, Rivers goes in. Whatevs.
Matt Ryan. 2008 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year. 2016 NFL MVP. One Super Bowl. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.43 (14th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)

You guys think Matt Ryan is a Hall of Famer (not you, bengal, but I had to include your post for its valuable context, although Anderson's HOF Monitor score is 83.49)?

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:53 pm
by rass
Ken Anderson needs to get Coors Light on the case

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:00 pm
by rass
This game ends this way and that slo mo replay of the ball after that fumble is going to haunt colts fans for a long time.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:14 pm
by Rex
Rex wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:14 pm Thank you to the Colts for running the Giants’ offense so it can feel like they were in the playoffs.
9 plays to get across the 50 and then a stupid fumble! I’m in awe.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:15 pm
by rass
Gonna be game over man. Great job taking that TO by Buffalo.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:16 pm
by brian
rass wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:15 pm Gonna be game over man. Great job taking that TO by Buffalo.
It should be.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:17 pm
by rass
No way!

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:18 pm
by degenerasian
Wow

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:18 pm
by brian
Bills got fucked.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:22 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Darnell Mooney and Roquan Smith are out for the Bears tomorrow. I rescind my "Cairo Santos blowing a big field goal costing them the game" comments from earlier in this thread. Commence with the blowout.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:22 pm
by degenerasian
What is Rivers doing? Just keep throwing it out of bounds.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:23 pm
by Rex
13 plays and they barely got across midfield!

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:25 pm
by degenerasian
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:22 pm Darnell Mooney and Roquan Smith are out for the Bears tomorrow. I rescind my "Cairo Santos blowing a big field goal costing them the game" comments from earlier in this thread. Commence with the blowout.
Well, the Saints better win tomorrow for Drew Brees sake. Still a top 10 QB ever, but pretty damaging legacy wise if your last three playoff losses are to Jared Goff, Kirk Cousins and Mitch Trubisky, the murderers row of mediocrity

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:30 pm
by tennbengal
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:47 pm
A_B wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:16 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:14 pm They called Rivers a future HOFer?
I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?
If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler?

ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)
tennbengal wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:56 pm Ahem. Ken Anderson still not in. An NFL MVP and to one SB in his long and very good career. But ,sure, Rivers goes in. Whatevs.
Matt Ryan. 2008 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year. 2016 NFL MVP. One Super Bowl. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.43 (14th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)

You guys think Matt Ryan is a Hall of Famer (not you, bengal, but I had to include your post for its valuable context, although Anderson's HOF Monitor score is 83.49)?
Yes, Anderson should be in. Consider the era he played in, that he was the first QB to run the WC0, and a million other factors. It's horseshit he isn't in and contemporaries like Fouts and Stabler are. Just horseshit. Only Bengal in HoF is Munoz. Ken Andreson, Isaac Curtis, Ken Riley (65 career INTs, 4th all-time - not in), Willie Anderson all should be in.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:30 pm
by degenerasian
L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:43 pm The Colts made the right call going for it on 4th and goal from the 4ish, but those two sideline receptions by that Davis guy to get Buffalo down the field were top notch.

And of course the CBS halftime crew all say they would’ve kicked the FG.
Talking heads now really all-in on they should have kicked the FG cause they lost by 3. Morons.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:31 pm
by DSafetyGuy
degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:25 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:22 pm Darnell Mooney and Roquan Smith are out for the Bears tomorrow. I rescind my "Cairo Santos blowing a big field goal costing them the game" comments from earlier in this thread. Commence with the blowout.
Well, the Saints better win tomorrow for Drew Brees sake. Still a top 10 QB ever, but pretty damaging legacy wise if your last three playoff losses are to Jared Goff, Kirk Cousins and Mitch Trubisky, the murderers row of mediocrity
Between their defense and Kamara in the passing game, I don't think there will be any problems.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:36 pm
by Pruitt
That was more tense than it should have been.

And I'd take McNabb over Rivers.

ETA: And I like Rivers

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:38 pm
by DSafetyGuy
tennbengal wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:30 pmYes, Anderson should be in. Consider the era he played in, that he was the first QB to run the WC0, and a million other factors. It's horseshit he isn't in and contemporaries like Fouts and Stabler are. Just horseshit. Only Bengal in HoF is Munoz. Ken Andreson, Isaac Curtis, Ken Riley, Willie Anderson all should be in.
I don't disagree with Anderson in the HOF at all. I wanted to show Ryan in comparison to Rivers and your mention of Anderson's accomplishments fit in nicely, as they both have an MVP and Super Bowl appearance.

You can say Anderson was the best player in football in 1981. With the evolution of the game, you can (probably) say Ryan was the best QB in 2016. Rivers is listed as Pro Football Focus' 1st team All-Pro in 2009 and 2nd team in 2013, but Manning was named All-Pro (among additional awards) in both those seasons. He's maybe been a top-5 QB for four or five seasons in his career.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:41 pm
by rass
I know it’s got to be tough for both the Rams and the Seahawks adjusting the fly for the Rams’ QB change but has anyone thought of poor Joe and Troy who are having a really difficult time getting their narrative straight this game.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:44 pm
by Pruitt
This Rams defence is unbelievable.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:51 pm
by L-Jam3
Their defense is damn good too.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:55 pm
by Rex
What a play by Wilcon

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:01 pm
by tennbengal
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:38 pm
tennbengal wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:30 pmYes, Anderson should be in. Consider the era he played in, that he was the first QB to run the WC0, and a million other factors. It's horseshit he isn't in and contemporaries like Fouts and Stabler are. Just horseshit. Only Bengal in HoF is Munoz. Ken Andreson, Isaac Curtis, Ken Riley, Willie Anderson all should be in.
I don't disagree with Anderson in the HOF at all. I wanted to show Ryan in comparison to Rivers and your mention of Anderson's accomplishments fit in nicely, as they both have an MVP and Super Bowl appearance.

You can say Anderson was the best player in football in 1981. With the evolution of the game, you can (probably) say Ryan was the best QB in 2016. Rivers is listed as Pro Football Focus' 1st team All-Pro in 2009 and 2nd team in 2013, but Manning was named All-Pro (among additional awards) in both those seasons. He's maybe been a top-5 QB for four or five seasons in his career.
Ah, cool. I am so used to the Bengals getting shit on in the HoF process that I get prematurely defensive.

Also, Carlos Dunlap is in this game at 0-5 career in the playoffs, so, good luck Seattle...

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:22 pm
by Pruitt
L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:51 pm Their defense is damn good too.
How dare you shame me because I'm from a different country than you!

From a Government of Canada website:
In Canada, the preferred spelling is defence and not defense.

The Minister of National Defence is responsible for the Canadian Forces.
It would be hard to imagine anyone better on defence than Bobby Orr.
Defensive, however, is always spelled with an s.

Managers use various defensive strategies to ward off company takeovers.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:45 pm
by degenerasian
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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:34 pm
by Rex
Why is Seattle’s most important play of the game so far a run right at Aaron Donald? Why is Seattle anything? None of this makes sense.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:44 pm
by Rex
This is like if you made an entire half out of the Malcolm Butler play.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:46 pm
by tennbengal
Carlos Dunlap now 0-6 in the playoffs.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:01 pm
by Rex
Can you challenge the use of the chains? Looked like some air there between the front of the ball and the chain.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:20 pm
by A_B
You could not create a more boring booth than tirico/dungy.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:43 pm
by Jerloma
It's actually a lot easier to appreciate Brady's goodness in a less-douchey uniform.

You guys may have mentioned that to me once or twice in the last 17 years.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:58 pm
by Pruitt
A_B wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:20 pm You could not create a more boring booth than tirico/dungy.
I doubt that Taylor Heinicke's mother loves him as much as Tony Dungy does.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:59 pm
by tennbengal
A_B wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:20 pm You could not create a more boring booth than tirico/dungy.
I blame Dungy. He's awful everywhere. Booth, studio, I assume ordering off the menu at McDonald's too. He's terrible.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:04 pm
by EnochRoot
tennbengal wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:59 pm
A_B wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:20 pm You could not create a more boring booth than tirico/dungy.
I blame Dungy. He's awful everywhere. Booth, studio, I assume ordering off the menu at McDonald's too. He's terrible.
Dungy would be good at calming a frazzled cat, but not much else.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:36 pm
by EnochRoot
Was this guy Heinicki working with the GeekSquad over the holidays? I could've sworn I saw the guy trying to upsell Ooma handsets to an older guy who may or may not have been in a Progressive commercial.

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:41 pm
by Jerloma
That was awesome. Who the fuck is this guy???