WILDCARD WANKFEST

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Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:50 pm

Heinicke? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbo!
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Post by Jerloma » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:07 pm

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This Rams defence is unbelievable.
Not sure what it is now but a couple weeks ago, the Steelers led the league in like 27 defensive categories. I'd totally take the Rams over them right now.
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Post by A_B » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:17 pm

I am rooting like crazy for a pick six here.
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Post by Jerloma » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:19 pm

A_B wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:17 pm
I am rooting like crazy for a pick six here.
Same.
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Post by tennbengal » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:21 pm

Yes.

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Post by Square Rob » Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:34 am

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You could not create a more boring booth than tirico/dungy.
Even an empty booth would be more interesting.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:31 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:50 pm
Heinicke? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbo!
My morning smile!
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Post by degenerasian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:23 am

Jerloma wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:07 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:44 pm
This Rams defence is unbelievable.
Not sure what it is now but a couple weeks ago, the Steelers led the league in like 27 defensive categories. I'd totally take the Rams over them right now.
We'll see what Grren Bay does to them next week cause that Seahawks offense line was awful.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:12 pm

I'm enjoying the "Between the Lines" stream on ESPN+.
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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:48 pm

Excited for spongebob
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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:54 pm

rass wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:48 pm
Excited for spongebob
Bet Romo doesn’t know Montgomery’s favorite ice cream flavor
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Post by A_B » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:10 pm

I dig the Nickelodeon feed.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:12 pm

My god. Bears ain't winning

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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:16 pm

Yeah can’t miss those chances
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Post by tennbengal » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:16 pm

Um. Did Trubisky just shy away from trying to get the yard the bears needed there to duck out of bounds?

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Post by Steve of phpBB » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:20 pm

HaulCitgo wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:12 pm
My god. Bears ain't winning
Holy shit. Now I know why I haven’t bothered watching this season. Fuck.

So what’s the deal with the Nickelodeon broadcast?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by A_B » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:23 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:16 pm
Um. Did Trubisky just shy away from trying to get the yard the bears needed there to duck out of bounds?
Yes. Yea he did.
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Post by A_B » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:24 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:20 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:12 pm
My god. Bears ain't winning
Holy shit. Now I know why I haven’t bothered watching this season. Fuck.

So what’s the deal with the Nickelodeon broadcast?
Looks like it’s meant to be kid friendly to generate interest. If I had a young kid I think it would be neat. That said. I’m still watching it without young kids.
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Post by tennbengal » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:38 pm

A_B wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:23 pm
tennbengal wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:16 pm
Um. Did Trubisky just shy away from trying to get the yard the bears needed there to duck out of bounds?
Yes. Yea he did.
It was jarring.

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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:13 pm

Jarring is the “what the fuck” the nick mics just picked up
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:43 pm

Remember when Drew Brees was good?
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Post by tennbengal » Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:59 pm

rass wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:13 pm
Jarring is the “what the fuck” the nick mics just picked up
Squidward always was a salty bitch.

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Post by Rex » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:02 pm

I’m pretty sure Penfold used to say “arse” and “bollocks”

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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:02 pm

Think the announcers are actively campaigning for someone on the Saints to win the Nickelodeon VP award to avoid having to force Trubisky (currently winning the fan vote) from accepting it after a loss.
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:07 pm

rass wrote:
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Think the announcers are actively campaigning for someone on the Saints to win the Nickelodeon VP award to avoid having to force Trubisky (currently winning the fan vote) from accepting it after a loss.
I love kids! So goofy.
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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:11 pm

Top 3 NVP vote getters all bears. Could be cringe-y.
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:21 pm

rass wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:11 pm
Top 3 NVP vote getters all bears. Could be cringe-y.
Where’s Mike Pence?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by Rex » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:30 pm

Oh we’re mad now because the kids are picking the least qualified candidate?

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Post by degenerasian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:46 pm

Brees vs Brady next weekend. I doubt the NFL will hype that up very much
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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:56 pm

No one got slimed?? Either Cam Jordan wanted no part of it or didn’t get what was being offered.
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Post by Rex » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:02 pm

The football hasn’t been great this weekend but I can’t tell you how enjoyable it is to watch live sports without political ads again.

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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:21 pm

Good thing I’m not drinking
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Post by rass » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:24 pm

Good thing I’m not drinking
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Post by tennbengal » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:26 pm

Maybe you should be drinking.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:28 pm

Oh that’s fun!!
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:30 pm

And so was that!
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Post by Rex » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:36 pm

I can’t be the only one who just googled Deshaun Watson Steelers

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Post by bfj » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:36 pm

Rex wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:02 pm
The football hasn’t been great this weekend but I can’t tell you how enjoyable it is to watch live sports without political ads again.
I enjoyed the early game.
Enjoy every sandwich.

Beefy Frank Jackson at your service.

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Post by EdRomero » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:40 pm

Guess head coaches aren't needed.

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Post by bfj » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:44 pm

Enjoy every sandwich.

Beefy Frank Jackson at your service.

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