Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

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Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:46 am

We made it. As a board and a country.

Figure it’s time for a new thread on where things go now. It’s a good day.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by brian » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:50 am

That must have felt good.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by rass » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:53 am

Jinxiest guy in the Swamp starts this thread 4 hours early. I'm sure it's fine.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:00 am

I called it for Biden early morning day after Election Day. We got this . The Cheeto is about to get on the helicopter of shame so I think we are good to start looking ahead now.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:03 am

So glad my retirement certificate won't have Donald Fucking Trump's name on it.

Also loving conservative friends act like they are sudden victims since their leader is no longer the president and they have to deal with the fact they lost. Fuck 'em, I say. Crybaby shitheel white people.

But muh unity! Libs, you so mad! Why are you tearing the country apart!?!?

Like dealing with the stereotype of that special flavor of toxic human. It's gorgeous. I hope every fucking psychotic thing they think up comes true.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:25 am

Of course they played Fortunate Son. Fucking idiots.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by MaxWebster » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:25 am

just seeing the title of this thread was enough to release just a little anxiety.

i had some especially fucked-up dreams last night; i'm "working" here with CNN on in the corner - i'll be fine tonight if today just ends up being...boring.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by mister d » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:28 am

Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:03 am
Also loving conservative friends act like they are sudden victims since their leader is no longer the president and they have to deal with the fact they lost. Fuck 'em, I say. Crybaby shitheel white people.

But muh unity! Libs, you so mad! Why are you tearing the country apart!?!?
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:30 am

What the actual fuck is it with Trump and the song Gloria?

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:30 am

Happy Happy Happy Day.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by mister d » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:36 am

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:30 am
What the actual fuck is it with Trump and the song Gloria?
I guarantee you its because he totally almost fucked Laura Branigan in 1993.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:36 am

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:30 am
What the actual fuck is it with Trump and the song Gloria?
The St Louis Blues had that as a rally song for their Stanley Cup run, I think.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:40 am

I'm literally laughing out loud right now.

"I bUiLt ThE sTrOnGeSt MiLiTaRy. I bUiLt ThE eCoNoMy."

Get fucked, Diaper Don.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:47 am

YMCA?

Wut.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Ryan » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:48 am

With no political commentary, just the usual bored love of trivia, here's a partial list of people that once got more votes in a presidential primary or delegates at a convention than Joe Biden:

Gary Hart
Jesse Jackson
John Glenn
Richard H. Stallings
Bill Richardson
Dennis Kucinich
Pete Buttigieg
Amy Klobuchar
Tulsi Gabbard

I'm happy for him and I hope this thread is actually about him after a while.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Pruitt » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:49 am

Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:47 am
YMCA?

Wut.
With his final moments as President, he debases the office a final little bit.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:50 am

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:49 am
Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:47 am
YMCA?

Wut.
With his final moments as President, he debases the office a final little bit.
Correct response:

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by mister d » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:53 am

"Who cares, they're both just old people." - a kindergartener who lives in my house
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Rex » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:53 am

I felt good about this until I saw the news about JFK Jr. this morning

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:57 am

I'd love to see an atheist president. I couldn't care less about what church service the Bidens are going to.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by brian » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:59 am

Johnnie wrote:
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I'd love to see an atheist president. I couldn't care less about what church service the Bidens are going to.
We just had one.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:03 am

Since I’m all about baseball memories from 1977 ...

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

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What a heel turn that would be.

"My friends, I will be taking all of my orders from Pope Francis, the true and rightful leader of the American people now!"

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by mister d » Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:33 am

I suspect a lot of things would go pretty well?
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:52 am

mister d wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:33 am
I suspect a lot of things would go pretty well?
Better treatment of immigrants and the poor, elimination of the death penalty, maybe better environmental protection. There are worse scenarios.

(Then again we don’t need to worry as much about abortion rights.)
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Ryan » Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:58 am

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Post by psunate77 » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:29 am

CNN is reporting the Supreme Court is being evacuated due to a bomb threat.. This is located right across from where Biden will be sworn in..

Trump's Terrorist are at it already

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Post by A_B » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:31 am

I'm literally watching CNN and haven't seen that. Is my feed that far behind?
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:32 am

Not evacuated...


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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by psunate77 » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:33 am

A_B wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:31 am
I'm literally watching CNN and haven't seen that. Is my feed that far behind?
It was on the web..

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Post by A_B » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:35 am

Got you.
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Post by A_B » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:53 am

She's normally a average looking person, but in a mask, Amy Coney Barret looks like Immortan Joe from Fury Road.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by Rex » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:54 am

Watching all these old pols fist bump each other is the content I didn't know I needed.

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Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:58 am

It’s really good to know that we got adults in charge again.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by The Sybian » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:05 am

A_B wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:53 am
She's normally a average looking person, but in a mask, Amy Coney Barret looks like Immortan Joe from Fury Road.
And that's a turn on for you?
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by A_B » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:08 am

The Sybian wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:05 am
A_B wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:53 am
She's normally a average looking person, but in a mask, Amy Coney Barret looks like Immortan Joe from Fury Road.
And that's a turn on for you?
I should have said Immortan Joe without the compassion and humanity.
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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by HaulCitgo » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:09 am

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:03 am
Since I’m all about baseball memories from 1977 ...

Sad that the nba and baseball have gone away from the organ and decent announcers. Number 26, Wade Boggs. Third base. Boggs.

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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:16 am

“The Honorable Kevin McCarthy”

Well actually...

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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:41 am

Lady Gaga sang it well. About to oath it up.

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Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:47 am

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:41 am
Lady Gaga sang it well. About to oath it up.
She did a damn good version at the (IIRC) Broncos-Panthers SB. Plus she did the part I prefer, when you go up and not down at the “that our flag was still there” part.
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