Super Bowl LV

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Was not expecting that goal line stand. Damn.
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I did not recognize Travolta
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Not sure he didn't get in, but the NFL continues to not give a shit about ever getting spots correct even though they have the technology. Infuriating.
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Before the game I asked my wife, who never gambles, if she wanted to place some fun bets on the game...I was thinking she’d do the anthem length or color of the Gatorade (which she did). After 10 or so minutes she hands me the iPad back and tells me she accidentally placed the same bet twice. Come to find out the double bet was a $5 bet on the time of the first score...between 5:00 and 5:29 of the first quarter. Paid $250 on a $10 investment.
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Not a really well-played game so far.
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So the KC Punter has the jitters? They're really going with this?
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That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
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GoodKarma wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:37 pm Before the game I asked my wife, who never gambles, if she wanted to place some fun bets on the game...I was thinking she’d do the anthem length or color of the Gatorade (which she did). After 10 or so minutes she hands me the iPad back and tells me she accidentally placed the same bet twice. Come to find out the double bet was a $5 bet on the time of the first score...between 5:00 and 5:29 of the first quarter. Paid $250 on a $10 investment.

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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.
Yea, that's it.
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Chiefs just don’t want to win this game.
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KC playing like whole ass.

Are they distracted by something?
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm
brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.
Yea, that's it.
Because the jingle is stupid? I honestly don’t understand but whatevs
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm KC playing like whole ass.

Are they distracted by something?
They have the jitters. It's a tough road game.
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Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.
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(And the irony he was mostly a non-factor in both SB wins (if TB wins today) is not lost on me.)
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:48 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:47 pm
brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:45 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:44 pm That Oatly commercial is why people vote Republican.
Because oat milk is healthier and better for the environment? Fuck those snowflakes.
Yea, that's it.
Because the jingle is stupid? I honestly don’t understand but whatevs
Because, believe it or not, the earthy, crunchy Whole Foods type crowd is incredibly insufferable and that commercial with the CEO playing a ukelele in a field for a non-milk milk (because actual milk requires tits) plays into their superiority complex over everyone else.
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Jason Alexander looked like a Kardashian
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rass wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:00 pm Jason Alexander looked like a Kardashian
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:03 pm
rass wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:00 pm Jason Alexander looked like a Kardashian
Still making bank off a job that ended nearly 23 years ago.
Even Gwen has had less work done
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Gwen Stefani trying to look like Ariana Grande is just sad.
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Romo not having a good game. He might have nerves himself.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:10 pm Romo not having a good game. He might have nerves himself.
I mean, I am in the minority who thinks he's over-rated and frankly kinda awful. So he sounds about par for the course to my ear.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.
When did Antonio Brown win his first?
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Andy Reid wearing his mask like a feeding bag.
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I agree with Brian. I am a big Romo fan. But, he's not on his game today.
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Now Antonio Brown is Hall of Famer.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:13 pm Now Antonio Brown is Hall of Famer.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm
brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.
When did Antonio Brown win his first?
Super Bowl 45. But forgot Pittsburgh lost that one.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:15 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:12 pm
brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:51 pm Ironically if TB wins it probably cements Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame induction unless he does something really crazy in the next decade or so. Two-time Super Bowl winners who were the best at their position for a half-decade are hard to keep out of the Hall.
When did Antonio Brown win his first?
Super Bowl 45. But forgot Pittsburgh lost that one.
I know this sounds stupid but Super Bowl XL was in Detroit and AB played so many games at Ford Field I tricked myself into thinking he was on that Steeler team but he wasn’t obvs
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Now, while I like a 21-6 score heading into halftime, there was a really shitty Colts/Pats AFC Championship game that ended up the other way for Brady.

Reche Caldwell (RIP) stone hands'd a walk-in touchdown that could've clinched it. And Troy Brown went the wrong way in a 3rd and 4 that also could've clinched it.

No bueno that day.
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You know who's from Detroit? Jerome Bettis! Had no idea.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:07 pm Gwen Stefani trying to look like Ariana Grande is just sad.
My thought process was "Gwen Stefani/Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande/Iggy Azalea/some other celebrity I don't recognize/OK I guess it is Gwen Stefani because there's that guy she is married to"
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Even my mom is bitching about the penalty flags. Get it together KC!
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:24 pm
brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:07 pm Gwen Stefani trying to look like Ariana Grande is just sad.
My thought process was "Gwen Stefani/Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande/Iggy Azalea/some other celebrity I don't recognize/OK I guess it is Gwen Stefani because there's that guy she is married to"
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Rex wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:28 pm Even my mom is bitching about the penalty flags. Get it together KC!
That PI in the end zone was some bullshit though. The other flags seemed mostly legit. Brady was throwing that last PI away. Manute Bol couldn't have caught that pass.
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Hey, Dsafe - they could have used a better sound man for this halftime show.
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