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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:29 pm
Rex wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:28 pm Even my mom is bitching about the penalty flags. Get it together KC!
That PI in the end zone was some bullshit though. The other flags seemed mostly legit. Brady was throwing that last PI away. Manute Bol couldn't have caught that pass.
I cant remember that last time 'uncatchable' was called and I was alot of games.
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Best line:

"I can't wait to go back to work so The Weeknd will end."
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Despite the sound I still thought it was a fantastic halftime show.
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...and the Paramount ads need to stop. I’m not subscribing to another streaming service.
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GoodKarma wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:42 pm ...and the Paramount ads need to stop. I’m not subscribing to another streaming service.
I think because so many companies opted out they had to do something.

He weeknd was fine.
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GoodKarma wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:42 pm ...and the Paramount ads need to stop. I’m not subscribing to another streaming service.
That''s how I'm watching the game (CBS All-Access and a VPN). CBS All-Access is rebranding as Paramount Plus.

What I can say is that the CBS All-Access interface is EASILY the worst of all of the streaming services and the interfaces for most of the are hot dogshit, so even by that standard, it's bad. (Want to save a show as a favorite or a saved show so you can find it easier later? Too bad, fuck you! Want a show to actually start at the beginning and not some random spot in the middle of the show? Too bad, fuck you!)

So yeah, save your money.
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Beavis & Butthead only highlight so far.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:31 pm
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Did the halftime show screw up the field? Everyone keeps slipping.
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Mike Myers and Dana Carvey can't be accused of having any plastic surgery done.
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“Champa Bay”? Please tell me they’re not trying to make that a thing.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:55 pm “Champa Bay”? Please tell me they’re not trying to make that a thing.
You are legally allowed to punch anyone who says that or “Tompa Bay”.
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Playoff Lenny doing work.
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This game needs a Buccs pick 6 to throw it back to Dexter Jackson.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:03 pm This game needs a Buccs pick 6 to throw it back to Dexter Jackson.
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I want some deeper Gen X cuts than Costanza and Wayne’s World. Give me Hey Mon. Give me Tales From The Crypt. Give me HANGIN WITH MR. COOPER
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Rex wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:07 pm I want some deeper Gen X cuts than Costanza and Wayne’s World. Give me Hey Mon. Give me Tales From The Crypt. Give me HANGIN WITH MR. COOPER
I know, man. Reality bites right now.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:08 pm
Rex wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:07 pm I want some deeper Gen X cuts than Costanza and Wayne’s World. Give me Hey Mon. Give me Tales From The Crypt. Give me HANGIN WITH MR. COOPER
I know, man. Reality bites right now.
That would have worked too.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:09 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:08 pm
Rex wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:07 pm I want some deeper Gen X cuts than Costanza and Wayne’s World. Give me Hey Mon. Give me Tales From The Crypt. Give me HANGIN WITH MR. COOPER
I know, man. Reality bites right now.
That would have worked too.
And we could've rejoiced at a Ethan Hawke Swamp inside joke.
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Nantz with a great Dad joke there.
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Give me Xavier McDaniel dammit
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:09 pm
Is Yoda running this thing?
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These last 2 plays by Mahomes have been spectacular athletically, but his receivers just couldn't complete them.
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That third down play the refs missed a ridiculous holding penalty by the KC OL. But whatever.
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My avatar corresponds on my place in the Swamp posting list with the all-time Home Run list. Number 45 is Paul Konerko with 439.
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There are going to be two teams that are going to be undefeated in multiple Super Bowls, and one of them is the team with the worst franchise winning percentage.
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Someone on the Tampa D has to get MVP, right? I know media will kill themselves trying to give it to Brady but it’s pretty clear what is ultimately affecting this game.
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"What guts on that call." - Romo

WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK IS HE BABBLING ABOUT TAMPA IS UP FUCKING 22 POINTS THROWING DEEP IS GUTSY? GO FUCK YOURSELF ROMO
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GoodKarma wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:37 pm Someone on the Tampa D has to get MVP, right? I know media will kill themselves trying to give it to Brady but it’s pretty clear what is ultimately affecting this game.
You are being too logical. You know they are giving it to Brady. If Tampa wins, they were always going to give it to Brady.
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This Jeep commercial is why people vote Democrat.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:54 pm Before I forget, the flyover didn't disappoint.

But those poor aircraft maintainers gotta work on Super Bowl Sunday. 🤣
Went out with the boy to get some shots of it. His were professional looking, mine less so.
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Rex wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:07 pm I want some deeper Gen X cuts than Costanza and Wayne’s World.
Edward Scissorhands deep enough?
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To sum up: Tony Romo is straight trash. I can send you all my newsletter.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:55 pm “Champa Bay”? Please tell me they’re not trying to make that a thing.
They are
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You can’t get up nine times if you’ve only been knocked down eight.
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Besides that one year for Detroit back in the 30s, was there a time a city won two titles and made it to finals in a third in the same year?
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Worst commercial of the night is by far that hard seltzer one they just showed. Jesus christ.
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:44 pm To sum up: Tony Romo is straight trash. I can send you all my newsletter.
My favorite was where he says "Eh, that's sort of a soft hold there..." on the holding penalty on the KC OL.

KC's #75 (Remmers) had the Bucs edge rusher in a freakin chokehold.
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