Super Bowl LV

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Don't have much to say... just kind of odd we don't have a thread yet.

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that's not the important over/under
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brontos not gonna tell us his sooper secret inside knowledge :(
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P.D.X. wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:14 pm brontos not gonna tell us his sooper secret inside knowledge :(
I think it’s about the anthem.
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Or coin tosses.
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mister d wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:27 pm Or coin tosses.
Load up on the under at 1.5
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Just put $1 on the final play of the game will be a QB kneel. -180 wins $0.56
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I just want to know how many B-1s they'll need to have running so that one actually takes off.

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Whatever I can get KC -9.5 or so for, that's the bet I want.
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Kansas City -7.5 is +170
KC -10.5 is +240
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I feel like KC is going to win by 12 at least.

And now they I say that, I've totally jinxed it.
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brian wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:16 pm Kansas City -7.5 is +170
KC -10.5 is +240
Man. Was hoping for at least +300.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:33 pm I feel like KC is going to win by 12 at least.

And now they I say that, I've totally jinxed it.
I would've thought +16, but Vita Vea changes it up a bunch. And Fisher blowing out his achilles makes it even more interesting.

Still, unless Winfield and Whitehead are healthy and raring to go, the Bucs' secondary could be in for a long night.
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This was kinda funny.

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are we looking short or long this year because this pandemic has taken more than a couple minutes
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Johnnie wrote: Mon Feb 01, 2021 6:49 am This was kinda funny.

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Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 3:33 pm are we looking short or long this year because this pandemic has taken more than a couple minutes
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Finally broke down and got a VPN to signup for some streaming services, but good news is since I got CBS All-Access can watch the Superb Owl at home (if we should so choose -- which we might, going to a bar seems like a good way to get the COVID).
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(By bar I mean one with outdoor seating of which there are dozens, but still.)
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Let us know how the owl is. Getting good odds on under superb.
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With Tampa's pass rush and how well the KC corners are playing, I like the under.
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I have been buried at work and keep seeing references to the barber of the plague. I assume that the NFL will make sure that KC's stars are not ruled out due to this?
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:13 pm I have been buried at work and keep seeing references to the barber of the plague. I assume that the NFL will make sure that KC's stars are not ruled out due to this?
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:13 pm I have been buried at work and keep seeing references to the barber of the plague. I assume that the NFL will make sure that KC's stars are not ruled out due to this?
Dide what a week. Samesies.

But on the plus side I get to add “interviewing prospective employees” to the old CV now.
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brian wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:08 pm Finally broke down and got a VPN to signup for some streaming services, but good news is since I got CBS All-Access can watch the Superb Owl at home (if we should so choose -- which we might, going to a bar seems like a good way to get the COVID).
Yes, All Access links to your cable provider.

I downloaded the regular-ass CBS sports app on fire stick, so I should be good too.

If not I'll just illegally stream it because, fuck it. That's what I always do.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:09 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 3:33 pm are we looking short or long this year because this pandemic has taken more than a couple minutes
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So...the Reid child who is the team's offensive line coach accident while drinking involved and a 5-year-old in critical condition seems...bad.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:54 pm So...the Reid child who is the team's offensive line coach accident while drinking involved and a 5-year-old in critical condition seems...bad.
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I read this post different than what happened. It's not an injured Reid child or grandchild, but Andy's adult son drinking and driving and seriously injuring a child.
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govmentchedda wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:56 pm I read this post different than what happened. It's not an injured Reid child or grandchild, but Andy's adult son drinking and driving and seriously injuring a child.
Right. The coach is Reid's kid. He caused an accident where a five-year-old is in the hospital in critical condition.
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Wait, didn't this happen before? Didn't his son so this previously? (Drink and drive) Or am I imagining this?
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:18 pm Wait, didn't this happen before? Didn't his son so this previously? (Drink and drive) Or am I imagining this?
He had a kid who got in legal trouble for drugs. Don’t know if this is that kid.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:20 pm
Johnnie wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:18 pm Wait, didn't this happen before? Didn't his son so this previously? (Drink and drive) Or am I imagining this?
He had a kid who got in legal trouble for drugs. Don’t know if this is that kid.
Ok, then that's what triggered in my brain. I just googled and yea, that was such a traffic event too. He ended up dying of an overdose. This is a different son.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:37 pm
sancarlos wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:20 pm
Johnnie wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:18 pm Wait, didn't this happen before? Didn't his son so this previously? (Drink and drive) Or am I imagining this?
He had a kid who got in legal trouble for drugs. Don’t know if this is that kid.
Ok, then that's what triggered in my brain. I just googled and yea, that was such a traffic event too. He ended up dying of an overdose. This is a different son.
If it wasn’t there would have been some weird shit going on.
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Tragic*, not traffic. Thanks, autocorrect.
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Between all the wife and child beaters on the Chiefs, a drunk driving coach fits in pretty good. Of course the Bucs are scarcely better so just a great time to be a football fan.
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Just read an interesting article. For comparison, the author notes that in Super Bowl Fifty, Denver upset Carolina, largely because the Panthers' offensive line didn't hold up against Denver's pass rush. Especially left tackle Mike Remmers, who was clowned by Von Miller all game long and given little to no help.

Of course, we saw Tampa Bay upset Green Bay two weeks ago, helped significantly by a pass rush that consistently harassed Aaron Rodgers. And, guess who is the backup, but starting left tackle now for Kansas City? You're right if you know it is that same guy, Mike Remmers! Hmm...
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Brontoburglar wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:15 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:09 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 3:33 pm are we looking short or long this year because this pandemic has taken more than a couple minutes
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