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Um. Sorry. Not sorry.

Watching the HBO special on him and.... just... fucking gross...

Manhattan is fucking gross.

I don't listen to Michael Jackson anymore. I'm tired of all the equivocating I hear/read about Woody. Fuck this fucking pedo.
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Sorry I'll let this go, I guess.

But I'm very tired of people acting like he's not a piece of shit.

Piece of shit.
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I appreciate your Michael Jackson point. I refuse to separate the art from the artist.
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All fair takes. I don't know much about the Woody thing (and don't care to), but the general acceptance (if not adoration) of M Jackson disturbs me.
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The extreme adulation of Kobe Bryant irks me similarly.
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EnochRoot wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:57 am The extreme adulation of Kobe Bryant irks me similarly.
Same.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:18 pm Sorry I'll let this go, I guess.

But I'm very tired of people acting like he's not a piece of shit.

Piece of shit.
I heard a celebrity (maybe Chelsea Handler?) telling a story about being invited to a party and sitting next to Woody and Soon Yi and completely forgetting and asking them how they met. If she had realized and asked anyways, that would have been the best joke ever. If I was at the table, I would have lost it.
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EnochRoot wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:57 am The extreme adulation of Kobe Bryant irks me similarly.
You should see what happens when you tell a kobe joke to 500 people. It's a fun reaction
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brian wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:54 am
EnochRoot wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:57 am The extreme adulation of Kobe Bryant irks me similarly.
Same.
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You should see what happens when you tell a kobe joke to 500 people. It's a fun reaction
I’m curious: what athlete’s image has been whitewashed more successfully than Kobe Bryant’s? Michael Vick comes to mind, but to me, Vick earned it by going to prison. Who else?

Also: in 2021, do you think Bryant would’ve been given the same chance to rebrand his image and ultimately become the face of the NBA like this? There’s talk of actually rebranding the NBA logo in his likeness. ??

Or does that answer my question...
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Ray Lewis would like a word.
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Boxers? Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather, Bernard Hopkins etc...
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degenerasian wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:54 am Boxers? Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather, Bernard Hopkins etc...
Unless I missed something, Hopkins is nowhere near as problematic as the other two guys.
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But cancel culture!
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bfj wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:50 am Ray Lewis would like a word.
Kobe became a global brand though...but your point is taken.
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Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
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Sorry, I realized looking at this that there's no context if you don't have HBO.

There is a very detailed docuseries running right now on all of this. Hit me pretty hard while watching the second installment last night.

I realize a lot of folks love his movies, but, man... dude has major problems.
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One thing I used to find humorous but now find disturbing is that in almost all of his films, a hot young women finds his much older character irresistible.
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Jim Brown and James Brown both.

As a society, we seem pretty accepting of men beating up women. Actually, I guess add Dr. Dre to this.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:59 am One thing I used to find humorous but now find disturbing is that in almost all of his films, a hot young women finds his much older character irresistible.
Yup, they detail that pretty specifically in Ep 2 of this docuseries, specifically that Manhattan features a very young Muriel Hemmingway who is the sexual aggressor with Woody. Given what we now know about him now, it's really disturbing.
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EnochRoot wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:57 am The extreme adulation of Kobe Bryant irks me similarly.
From his statement after the charges were dropped:
Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.
Soooooo, guilty?
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As a society, we seem pretty accepting of men beating up women. Actually, I guess add Dr. Dre to this.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
That was a different Michael Jackson.
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mister d wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:40 pm
Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
That was a different Michael Jackson.
I'll never forgive him for breaking Ryne Sandberg's hand.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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mister d wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:40 pm
Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
That was a different Michael Jackson.
I heard his voice every time I saw a highlight. Explain that.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
Hey. He was on the Ravens also.
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bfj wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:59 pm
Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
Hey. He was on the Ravens also.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:18 pm
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Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS and nobody cared
Hey. He was on the Ravens also.
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It’s kind of crazy that Woody Allen’s son became of the most prominent investigative journalists of the 21st century. It’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer’s son was a vegan.
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brian wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:24 pm It’s kind of crazy that Woody Allen’s son became of the most prominent investigative journalists of the 21st century. It’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer’s son was a vegan.
I think Ronan looks a hell of a lot like Sinatra. I find it hard to believe Woody is his biological father. But point taken.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:05 am Michael Jackson PLAYED WITH THE BAIRNS and nobody cared
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:24 am
brian wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:24 pm It’s kind of crazy that Woody Allen’s son became of the most prominent investigative journalists of the 21st century. It’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer’s son was a vegan.
I think Ronan looks a hell of a lot like Sinatra. I find it hard to believe Woody is his biological father. But point taken.
I always thought this as well but Ronan is way younger than I realized. Francis Albert would have been in his 70s when Ronan was conceived which obviously isn’t impossible but with Mia also stepping out on Woody with her ex (which also isn’t impossible) but who knows?
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brian wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 4:33 pm
The Sybian wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:24 am
brian wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:24 pm It’s kind of crazy that Woody Allen’s son became of the most prominent investigative journalists of the 21st century. It’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer’s son was a vegan.
I think Ronan looks a hell of a lot like Sinatra. I find it hard to believe Woody is his biological father. But point taken.
I always thought this as well but Ronan is way younger than I realized. Francis Albert would have been in his 70s when Ronan was conceived which obviously isn’t impossible but with Mia also stepping out on Woody with her ex (which also isn’t impossible) but who knows?
Mia Farrow said in an interview that he could be Sinatra's son, Ronan ducks the question, and Woody Allen said it's possible. I mean, the guy looks a lot like Frank, and I can't see Woody spawning such a good looking kid, no matter who the mother is.
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He looks so much like Frank I'd actually just assumed that was the public accounting.

No way that's Woody's kid.
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I mean...

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From last year:

Woody Allen reveals that Mia Farrow suggested Ronan was Frank Sinatra’s son and hinted she was sleeping with the singer

Every time Ronan is on Real Time, Bill Maher always make it a point to bring up Frank Sinatra and Ronan laughs it off.

At this point I think he knows who's kid he is. And if not, why a DNA test hasn't been conducted at this point is beyond me.
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You got a bunch of Sinatra DNA laying around?
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A_B wrote: Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:03 am You got a bunch of Sinatra DNA laying around?
Probably not, but maybe his mom does.

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I think he looks a lot like his mom. It's not clear to me that he looks like Sinatra.
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Watching the E3 right now.


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