SACK TRICK!!!

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:43 am Mine hurt during the procedure. Not just the shot.

That was many years ago and I still feel it on my left side.

I'd do it again. Not having to deal with contraception is AWESOME.
That's what the birth control pill is for.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:45 am
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:43 am Mine hurt during the procedure. Not just the shot.

That was many years ago and I still feel it on my left side.

I'd do it again. Not having to deal with contraception is AWESOME.
That's what the birth control pill is for.
Wife's GYN took her off of it is why i'm going in.
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Exactly, my wife was dealing with other pretty minor (but could get worse) health issues and had to come off the pill.
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I was all prepared to have mine done last spring break, but my buddy had an awful time with his and now I'm scared.
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I blame Kranepool for my fear.
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You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
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rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I had to explain to a long gone Swamper once that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
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brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of blood.
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of ...d.
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mister d wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:24 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of ...d.
Meh
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of blood.
I can still say my own bris is the only one I've ever been to.
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:15 am
brian wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:38 am
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:28 am
rass wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am You two need to grow a pair and...wait...I guess that doesn’t make sense...
I once had to explain to a long gone Swamper that a vasectomy did NOT involve any cutting of the dick itself.
No, that's a bris.
You’re telling me. Woof. Only time I was ever woozy at the sight of blood.
Meanwhile my kids come home from picking up the youngest at pre-school after having witnessed the immediate aftermath of a teacher falling and hitting her head. My three-year-old: "There was blood EVERYWHERE, daddy!"
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Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
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Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
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bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
About 5 years ago, the #2 Rabbi at my synagogue left to lead the Reform Jewish synagogue in Corpus Christi. I still find it funny.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:42 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
About 5 years ago, the #2 Rabbi at my synagogue left to lead the Reform Jewish synagogue in Corpus Christi. I still find it funny.
Especially given the name of the town, yes.
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brian wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:36 am
Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:42 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:36 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:21 pm
bfj wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm Thank gd for that turn, I thought they performed a bris at school.
Nope, it's Lutheran.
I wonder how many mohels there are in Waco.
About 5 years ago, the #2 Rabbi at my synagogue left to lead the Reform Jewish synagogue in Corpus Christi. I still find it funny.
Especially given the name of the town, yes.
Nice guy, but he had a disconcerting habit of picking at his nose during meetings - especially the one on ones.
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Tomorrow!
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A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)
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brian wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Yeah. Weird I know. But you guys are family. Wanted to make sure you knew it was nut cuttin time.
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Piece of cake. You got this, McBeam!
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Harsh. But fair.
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Good luck - while it's no fun watching people approach your nuts with sharp objects, it really will be over before you know it.

Then you have an excuse to sit around doing nothing for a couple of days.

And the best of all - no more condoms!
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Good luck AB, and AB’s doc.
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Good luck man!
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A-Bro, I hope you have better results than I did. Just look at this bullshit:

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A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:52 pm
brian wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Yeah. Weird I know. But you guys are family. Wanted to make sure you knew it was nut cuttin time.
Since we are family... why now? Wife has to be close to menopause, right?
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:34 am
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:52 pm
brian wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:33 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:22 pmTomorrow!
Congrats! (I guess?)

Yeah. Weird I know. But you guys are family. Wanted to make sure you knew it was nut cuttin time.
Since we are family... why now? Wife has to be close to menopause, right?
They took her off the meds and she isn't menopausal yet. And yes, it is very late.
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Plus your cousin can always end up pregnant in KY so it's a good idea.
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BSF21 wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm Plus your cousin can always end up pregnant in KY so it's a good idea.
Indiana is just Kentucky with a better Louisville.

So far ok. Tender. Peas are the truth. Left side hurt more than I expected but right side was easy. Teaching hospital so we had a damn roomful. My reputation clearly preceded me.

I didn’t think I’d need the percs but I have already popped one. I don’t care for them much because they make me nauseous, but it has definitely dulled pain.
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Bummer they make you nauseous because Percocets are the truth. Only thing that took the edge off the pain of my skull fusing itself back together. Once I didn't need them any more I squirreled away the last 10 or so for recreational use. I totally understand how people can get addicted to opioids.

Anyway, glad you're doing OK and they didn't accidentally neuter you.
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No, they neutered me on purpose?
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A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.
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brian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:12 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.
That is "neutering.


Some of us here have been "improved."
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A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Then get yourself some Neuticles!
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brian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:12 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.
Ah. I didn’t realize neutering was basically castration. I dunno. I’ve gone from nauseous to high as a kite.
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