SACK TRICK!!!

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A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:16 pm
brian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:12 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:10 pm No, they neutered me on purpose?
Maybe I'm confusing neutered and whatever the word is for when they just cut your balls (but not your penis!) completely off.
Ah. I didn’t realize neutering was basically castration. I dunno. I’ve gone from nauseous to high as a kite.
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BSF21 wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm Plus your cousin can always end up pregnant in KY so it's a good idea.
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I never took any of the real drugs they gave me.
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They only gave me four so I don’t think I’ll get hooked but it might be a good weekend.
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I’m not bragging
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I miss the days when they just prescribed a full bottle of opioids even if you would only need them for a day or two.
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rass wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:02 pm I’m not bragging
Or whining. Dude. Chill.
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Need something to take the edge off
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rass wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:11 pm Need something to take the edge off
Pm your address
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Cool. Then I’ll send you some pot if NJ voted to legalize it later this year.
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I was gonna send you a whetstone but ok.
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brian wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:03 pm I miss the days when they just prescribed a full bottle of opioids even if you would only need them for a day or two.
Right? When I got my wisdom teeth out, they gave me 30 Percocet with a refill. I used 2 or 3 pills legit, then made a routine Friday night of Blockbuster, Percocet, and Johnnie Walker Black Label. Same with my shoulder surgeries, I took a couple as prescribed, abused the rest, and had refills. Fucking insane how easily doctors gave those out. Copay was like $10. I could have sold them for $10/pill, and even as a student, the pills were more valuable than $300 to me. I kind of miss opioids...
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For whatever reason my nuts are so sore today so I decided to have a perc. Solid decision. No nauseA even.
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A_B wrote: Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:57 pm For whatever reason my nuts are so sore today so I decided to have a perc. Solid decision. No nauseA even.
i swear this is the fucking worst thing to read. goddamn i miss that warm and fuzzy feeling. so tempted to make a couple of calls and thanksgiving binge after dinner.
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Yeah. Don't. AB wants to learn the hard way.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:58 pm Yeah. Don't. AB wants to learn the hard way.
I have two left. Not figuring that’s going to lead me on a debilitating opioid binge.
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Like I said. Hard way. Get better but then use the toilet.
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I only had four to start with?
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No you probably won't lose your job, home and family. But recreational use of opioids is a good first step. Just saying. Buy a bag of weed instead.
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K. You’re being weird as fuck.
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Yeah not sure how taking a couple of percs ends up with AB turning tricks to pay for his habit.
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On an up note, when he turns tricks, he won’t need to worry about paternity suits.
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:39 pm On an up note, when he turns tricks, he won’t need to worry about paternity suits.
I figured AB as a power bottom.
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hes actually not far off. know how i got hooked? had a root canal. got 30 of them with one refill. took 10 for the pain over a week....the other 20 got used just liek someone else said, a night with a drink and a vike to unwind....and then my 30 was out...no need to stop i have a refill....then that 30 lasted 30 days. i loved it, once a week turned into every fri sat sum turned into everynight turned into 10 at a time, 4 times a day everyday at my worst. im not bragging, just saying in the span of a legal dentists script of fuckinh 5mg vikes and one refill i was fucking HOOKED. 2003-2017 wasted in the blink of an eye. turned into a massive douche, a piece of shit, burned bridges, hated myself, and attempted suicide once back in 2014. Ashley literally saved my life. Hes not being crazy, hes being reallllly fucking reasonable. dont do it man. just...dont.
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TT2.0 wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:41 am hes actually not far off. know how i got hooked? had a root canal. got 30 of them with one refill. took 10 for the pain over a week....the other 20 got used just liek someone else said, a night with a drink and a vike to unwind....and then my 30 was out...no need to stop i have a refill....then that 30 lasted 30 days. i loved it, once a week turned into every fri sat sum turned into everynight turned into 10 at a time, 4 times a day everyday at my worst. im not bragging, just saying in the span of a legal dentists script of fuckinh 5mg vikes and one refill i was fucking HOOKED. 2003-2017 wasted in the blink of an eye. turned into a massive douche, a piece of shit, burned bridges, hated myself, and attempted suicide once back in 2014. Ashley literally saved my life. Hes not being crazy, hes being reallllly fucking reasonable. dont do it man. just...dont.
Powerful post, TT. And the said thing is, I felt reminiscent for my vicodin days. That warm and fuzzy feeling you mentioned before, it's like a hug for your soul. I don't have an addictive personality at all, and I could keep a small bag of coke for weeks without finishing it, but opioids just hit the right chord. I was never addicted to pills, which was luck and laziness, I wanted to save and savor, and knew I wouldn't put in effort to seek more. I got physically addicted to opium in one weekend in college. Went through full withdrawal symptoms, and I only smoked it for 2 or 3 days, and not all that much. Actually, I guess I don't know how much I actually smoked, or what a lot even is. But if I had easy access to it, I think it would have been really easy to slip into being Bubs from the Wire.
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:48 am
TT2.0 wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:41 am hes actually not far off. know how i got hooked? had a root canal. got 30 of them with one refill. took 10 for the pain over a week....the other 20 got used just liek someone else said, a night with a drink and a vike to unwind....and then my 30 was out...no need to stop i have a refill....then that 30 lasted 30 days. i loved it, once a week turned into every fri sat sum turned into everynight turned into 10 at a time, 4 times a day everyday at my worst. im not bragging, just saying in the span of a legal dentists script of fuckinh 5mg vikes and one refill i was fucking HOOKED. 2003-2017 wasted in the blink of an eye. turned into a massive douche, a piece of shit, burned bridges, hated myself, and attempted suicide once back in 2014. Ashley literally saved my life. Hes not being crazy, hes being reallllly fucking reasonable. dont do it man. just...dont.
Powerful post, TT. And the said thing is, I felt reminiscent for my vicodin days. That warm and fuzzy feeling you mentioned before, it's like a hug for your soul. I don't have an addictive personality at all, and I could keep a small bag of coke for weeks without finishing it, but opioids just hit the right chord. I was never addicted to pills, which was luck and laziness, I wanted to save and savor, and knew I wouldn't put in effort to seek more. I got physically addicted to opium in one weekend in college. Went through full withdrawal symptoms, and I only smoked it for 2 or 3 days, and not all that much. Actually, I guess I don't know how much I actually smoked, or what a lot even is. But if I had easy access to it, I think it would have been really easy to slip into being Bubs from the Wire.
if i didnt have the family and friends i do, and not to brag but if i wasnt a GREAT poker player opiates would have taken everything. i would make 7 or 800 in a night, save 200$ to play poker with and bang 500buvks worth of opiates a day. if i hadnt had a job that gave me cash like that24/7 god knows what i wouldve done to get them
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and you hit on another point...ifyouve never been through opiate withdrawals, the best i cando is to say they last forever, you are in agony, misery, yourbrain literally screams at you for drugs and you would kill, literally, to make the pain stop...and the fear ofthat pain can make you do almost amything to make sure you dont run out. its not JUST that you think and feelclike you are about to die, its that its so bad you start hoping that you do die so it stops. maybe im just weak or a coward but fuck that shit. i wouldnt even take them as prescribed unless it was passout from pain levels. im happy to be back on just weed
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My balls still hurt. Talked to doc and said it’s not a big deal. Some people have pain longer than others. And to call them in January if it’s still a issue.

But you fucks will be glad to know I’m not popping percs for a little soreness
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Glad to get the real deal though. All the more reason I don't wanna do it.
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A_B wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:13 pm My balls still hurt. Talked to doc and said it’s not a big deal.
Not a big deal for him, maybe. Fuck that.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:43 pm
A_B wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:13 pm My balls still hurt. Talked to doc and said it’s not a big deal.
Not a big deal for him, maybe. Fuck that.
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Today is the 10th anniversary of my vasectomy. Viva vas deferens!

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kranepool wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:45 am Today is the 10th anniversary of my vasectomy. Viva vas deferens!

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kranepool wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:45 am Today is the 10th anniversary of my vasectomy. Viva vas deferens!

4 year absence and he returns to talk about balls. hello to you too.

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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He's great.
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rass wrote: Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:21 am
I had the "no-needle, no scalpel" vasectomy last year. Advertised as "painless". In place of the anesthesia needle is a high-powered air gun that injects the local anesthesia into the sac. In place of the scalpel is tiny hole-punch that punctures a hole and then pulls out and clamps a section of vas. In place of cutting and tieing the vas, he burned it shut with a soldering iron-like tool. Each of those three steps was decidely not painless. I think the big advantage is the recovery, as there's no stitches, much less soreness and swelling afterwards.
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Had the same myself a few years back. Wasn't bad. The smell of burnt flesh was a bit off putting though.
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