SACK TRICK!!!

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:09 am

I was told minimal pain. The right side was fine, the left side... not so much. Hurt like Hell and I felt a pinch on that side for years. Not constant, but it was a thing.

Would do it again. Very much worth it.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:24 am

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:09 am I was told minimal pain. The right side was fine, the left side... not so much. Hurt like Hell and I felt a pinch on that side for years. Not constant, but it was a thing.

Would do it again. Very much worth it.

This is my exact experience as well.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:24 am

This thread is harder to read than the Man's Best Friend thread when someone's dog is dying.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:32 am

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:50 am Had the same myself a few years back. Wasn't bad. The smell of burnt flesh was a bit off putting though.

I had the scalpel job, but I vividly remember the smell of my scorched sack as my vas was soldered shut. You never want to see smoke coming off of nor nads.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:44 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:32 amYou never want to see smoke coming off of nor nads.

#barstoolsports

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:31 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:32 am I had the scalpel job, but I vividly remember the smell of my scorched sack as my vas was soldered shut. You never want to see smoke coming off of nor nads.

This. Nothing more unsettling than looking between your legs and seeing a wisp of smoke drift up...like a goddamn cigarette.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:36 am

Any of you who watched are masochists.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:30 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:36 am Any of you who watched are masochists.

Instinct kicks in.

You see smoke rising from your crotch, you look.

Post by **Sabo** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:31 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:36 am Any of you who watched are masochists.

I had this in my mind the whole time:

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:38 pm

God, this thread makes me feel fortunate that I never needed to have the procedure done. (Didn't impregnate my wife until she was 40, and now she's past menopause.)

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:37 am

Uh guys what thread is the opposite of the vasectomy thread? Asking for a very excited but stressed out BSF. I'll hang up and listen thanks.

(Keep this off social media please. We haven't told family yet.)

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:41 am

"on good authority"

congrats to you two (three?)

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:45 am

Nice work!

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:49 am

Nice! congrats... and don't stress, it will all be fine... I was nervous for the first, but things just kind of locked in once he entered the world...

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:50 am

BSF21 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:37 am Uh guys what thread is the opposite of the vasectomy thread? Asking for a very excited but stressed out BSF. I'll hang up and listen thanks.

(Keep this off social media please. We haven't told family yet.)

Mazel tov!

duff · Post by **duff** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:30 am

Congrats!

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:37 am

Mozel mozel!

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:40 am

Well done!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:48 am

Congrats on the sexual congress.

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:57 am

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:11 am

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:49 am Nice! congrats... and don't stress, it will all be fine... I was nervous for the first, but things just kind of locked in once he entered the world...

Yeah, you can read and plan but only to a certain extent. There's no way to really understand raising a human until its happening. Congrats, its fun.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:38 am

If you start feeding them from a frisbee they will learn to chase it at an early age. Not sure if this helps them learn to throw it, but it is a start.

Nice news BSF

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:53 am

Congrats, BSF! The biggest lesson, and you only learn it when you have a second child, is not to worry about little things. Maybe it's impossible until your first survives infancy, but everything seems like a major deal, and with the second you let them stick forks in the electrical sockets and realize they'll turn out ok. Probably turn out better than the first, because you didn't freak out and hover.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:26 pm

Congratulations on joining the world of judging other parents. It is an underrated part of the gig.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:33 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:26 pm Congratulations on joining the world of judging other parents. It is an underrated part of the gig.

You'll love it!

Congratulations - that is great news.

When we were expecting our first we got some great advice for those moments when you get stressed about the health of the future baby - go to a park or school yard and just look at all the healthy kids you see. And remember that their parents were as stressed as you at some point.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:03 pm

Congrats on storming the castle. Don't forget the owner's manual.

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:06 pm

Congrats BSF!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:35 pm

That's great BSF. You're going to be an awesome dad, no doubt.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:41 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:30 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:36 am Any of you who watched are masochists.
Instinct kicks in.

You see smoke rising from your crotch, you look.

"Looks like there's a new pope."

Also, congrats on the sex, BSF! And knowing that your swimmers can swim!

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:06 pm

Congrats, BSF!

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:23 pm

Well done, sir. Now do it again. Teams don't fill themselves.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:46 pm

Congrats BSF, by the way. Sorry I didn't post earlier.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:07 pm

Hey a lot of you posted some really kind messages and I got a fair share of texts and DMs too regarding our news, but it turns out we were a little unlucky and we're all gonna have to wait for another go around for BSFJr. Thank you for the encouragement and the kind words. No need for much more, just didn't want to leave my internet homeys in the lurch. Y'all are great. I'll elaborate below but will spare people that don't want details.

[+] spoiler: We lost what was never truly a baby somewhere between 8 and 10 weeks. Apparently this is what's called a "silent miscarriage" in which we were in fact pregnant but an embryo never developed inside the gestational sac, and the body hasn't passed it naturally. No heartbeat, no sign of life at any point, which is making this much easier in my eyes. Can't really lose something you don't ever have in the first place. There's worse details I'll spare you, but we're doing fine emotionally and the wife is recovering physically far faster that I would have expected with what her body went through to get her back to more or less square one. Thanks for all your messages. The trying is the fun part, so we'll get back on that train soon I'm sure.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:24 pm

BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:07 pm Hey a lot of you posted some really kind messages and I got a fair share of texts and DMs too regarding our news, but it turns out we were a little unlucky and we're all gonna have to wait for another go around for BSFJr. Thank you for the encouragement and the kind words. No need for much more, just didn't want to leave my internet homeys in the lurch. Y'all are great. I'll elaborate below but will spare people that don't want details.

[+] spoiler
We lost what was never truly a baby somewhere between 8 and 10 weeks. Apparently this is what's called a "silent miscarriage" in which we were in fact pregnant but an embryo never developed inside the gestational sac, and the body hasn't passed it naturally. No heartbeat, no sign of life at any point, which is making this much easier in my eyes. Can't really lose something you don't ever have in the first place. There's worse details I'll spare you, but we're doing fine emotionally and the wife is recovering physically far faster that I would have expected with what her body went through to get her back to more or less square one. Thanks for all your messages. The trying is the fun part, so we'll get back on that train soon I'm sure.

Shit, dude, I'm sorry.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:30 pm

Sorry, BSF. I'm likely going to phrase this shitty, but we went through one and don't look back on it with any sadness because if it didn't happen, we don't have our oldest. One of those rare "things happen for a reason" deals I actually believe in.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:34 pm

Sorry to hear, BSF.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:48 pm

Shit man

serrano · Post by **serrano** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:51 pm

Sorry BSF.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:55 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:30 pm Sorry, BSF. I'm likely going to phrase this shitty, but we went through one and don't look back on it with any sadness because if it didn't happen, we don't have our oldest. One of those rare "things happen for a reason" deals I actually believe in.

Same. The only sadness we had was really with the coldness of how it was announced and handled, but we feel the same about Ashy.

Much love to you and Meg, friend.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:22 pm

Sorry buddy