SACK TRICK!!!

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rass wrote:Still just feel like I got kicked in the nuts 15 minutes ago. Dull ache.

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I think I might smell bad.
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Between the scab, the bruising and the lack of hair I look like shit down there, but otherwise I feel pretty good. I brought plenty of Tylenol and some ice packs just in case, but I'm at work this morning.

Thanks guys. Especially you AB!
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Glad to hear it turned out ok, Rass.
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rass wrote:Between the scab, the bruising and the lack of hair I look like shit down there…
Cause you looked so beautiful down there Tuesday.

Feel well.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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howard wrote:
rass wrote:Between the scab, the bruising and the lack of hair I look like shit down there…
Cause you looked so beautiful down there Tuesday.
Well, yeah. Though "perfect" was the first word out the doc's mouth when he got his first peek behind the curtain Wednesday morning.
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I don't understand the fascination with genital mutilation here, but every fucking iteration of the Swamp has had a snip thread.

I'll be leaving my junk intact, thank you.



Glad to hear you're healing well Rass.
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You'll be back.
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Just smoke a ton of pot and it's pretty much the same thing. Or so I'm told...
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I was expecting to be a little tender at this point (five days later), and there is nothing grotesque going on as far as swelling goes, but there is some pain I wasn't expecting. It just sort of feels like I strained a muscle, both in my abdomen leading up from down there, with the same sort of feeling in my groin. I'm going to call into the doctor in a couple of hours when the office opens.
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I still had pain for about a week, but most of the later pain was at the incisions. It felt like my scrotum had bolts on the sides, a la Frankenstein's head.
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Sabo wrote:I still had pain for about a week, but most of the later pain was at the incisions. It felt like my scrotum had bolts on the sides, a la Frankenstein's head.
As long as it wasn't green.

I have one incision, right down the middle. It's been fine outside of some itching which I assume is, if anything, a good sign.
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rass wrote:I was expecting to be a little tender at this point (five days later), and there is nothing grotesque going on…
Don't sell yourself short. You've got tremendously grotesque going on.
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Saturday was the first day since mine (the Thursday the prior week) that I wasn't aware of my balls all of the time. I think my issue was that I didn't take the advice of waiting 5-7 days to resume sexual activity. Using it before the recommended wait definitely set me back.

Feeling normal since Saturday.
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I think you should be aware of your balls at all times...

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The incision has been a little oozy since the end of last week (perhaps in no coincidence starting the day after we first gave it a go), so I went back to putting on band aids (and a little Neosporin) over the weekend. No pain, and it doesn't look infected, but this morning I was greeted with a bright red quarter sized stain in my underwear. I have a follow up scheduled with the doctor this afternoon anyway, but yikes.
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Thank you, Scottie. The remainder of this thread is gross.
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Does it need more (any?) scat talk to keep your interest?
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Having my stitches ripped out yesterday is preferable to the whining I'm putting up with right now. Definitely made the right decision.
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The doctor's office is telling me that any specimen that I produce needs to be delivered to them within an hour. Logistically, unless I knock one out at work before I head over there for my final check-up next week, I'm not sure how to make that work. Did you guys get similar instructions?
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Yes, I had to do the same thing. And no, I won't go into detail about how I did it.
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I have Friday afternoon off anyway (for my daughter's end of dance camp recital, nice), so I guess I can go home, jerk off and run the sample up to the doctor's office.

Hey Syb, want to have lunch on Friday afternoon? I know a place in town with the best fucking nachos.
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rass wrote:I have Friday afternoon off anyway (for my daughter's end of dance camp recital, nice), so I guess I can go home, jerk off and run the sample up to the doctor's office.

Hey Syb, want to have lunch on Friday afternoon? I know a place in town with the best fucking nachos.
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Anyone have a small, nondescript brown paper bag they're willing to part with?
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rass wrote:Anyone have a small, nondescript brown paper bag they're willing to part with?
Is your hand really that ugly?
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ZMan wrote:
rass wrote:Anyone have a small, nondescript brown paper bag they're willing to part with?
Is your hand really that ugly?
Ha!

I ended up putting the sample cup in the smallish plastic bags I use for dog waste (double bagged, because who wants to see that).

Me: I have an appointment, and a specimen. I was told the specimen was sort of time sensitive, so I think I should give it to you now just in case it takes a while to see the doctor.

Receptionist: You have a specimen?

Me: Yes.

Receptionist: Urine?

Me: Noooo.....

Receptionist: Oh. Debbie, can you come help this patient?


The doc saw nothing in the sample, and patted himself on the back (and me on the balls). I'll need to bring in another sample after I knock out 10 more, and then I'm DTF.
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Rass' post prompted me to call for the results. Mission accomplished. All in all, not a bad procedure. Some pain afterwards, but nothing too bad.
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Ow
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:15 pmOw
You sterile now too?
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:15 pmOw
Bought you a hat!

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Ryan wrote: Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:15 pmOw
Ice ‘em. And don’t feel so good that you decide to go to work on day 2.
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The kids last (half) day of school is tomorrow so it’s a 5-day plan at this point. Hopping over to the Trader Joe’s thread to compliment them on the contours of their bag of frozen pineapple chunks. Aloha.
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PS I’m having none of the dull flu-shot-like pain the doctor predicted and too much of the pinpoint incision pain that he was surprised I felt mid-procedure. The worst part by far was when the stitches started except he hadn’t told me yet so I pictured him pulling my tubes out like 3 feet up towards the ceiling.

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Stitches? I don't remember stitches. I do remember a burning flesh smell.
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Yeah no lasering here apparently.
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Well planned around the World Cup, atleast. Hope your scrotum feels better soon, Ryan.
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govmentchedda wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:54 am Stitches? I don't remember stitches. I do remember a burning flesh smell.
Shocked there was no lasering - back when I was fixed (18 years ago) it was just being introduced.

That burning smell and the appearance of a thin wisp of smoke rising from my nads is something that I will NEVER forget.
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Looks like there's a new Pope.

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Mine hurt during the procedure. Not just the shot.

That was many years ago and I still feel it on my left side.

I'd do it again. Not having to deal with contraception is AWESOME.
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