2021 Masters (the Golf One)

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2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by wlu_lax6 » Fri Mar 19, 2021 5:03 pm

So I was not selected for this year but will get tickets next year. However, I once again will have access to the Masters online shop. So if you need some gear, let me know.

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Post by Jerloma » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:59 am

I've been watching Masters Films on Sky Golf which are just produced recaps of each Masters. If you don't recall who won though, it's exciting as hell. Do you guys realize that in 91, Tom Watson missed slam dunking a bunker shot on the 18th hole to win? I didn't think he won that late, but holy shit it was riveting. Also, it's funny how cavalier they were about Woosnam being small.

"How will the little Welshman handle the pressure?"

"A great look for the little man from Wales."
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Re: The 2021 Masters

Post by Sabo » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:16 am

Jerloma wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:59 am
I've been watching Masters Films on Sky Golf which are just produced recaps of each Masters. If you don't recall who won though, it's exciting as hell. Do you guys realize that in 91, Tom Watson missed slam dunking a bunker shot on the 18th hole to win? I didn't think he won that late, but holy shit it was riveting. Also, it's funny how cavalier they were about Woosnam being small.

"How will the little Welshman handle the pressure?"

"A great look for the little man from Wales."
Wouldn't surprise me to hear them say similar things about Brian Harman this week.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Jerloma » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:23 am

Also, dudes hitting 4 irons from 170.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:05 am

Let's do this. If anyone wants to do it for $5 bucks I'd be down. And you can play without money, but you have to state your intentions prior to the tournament starting to be in the money pool.

I can provide my paypal info for those so inclined.

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Post by Sabo » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:37 am

A_B wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:05 am
Let's do this. If anyone wants to do it for $5 bucks I'd be down. And you can play without money, but you have to state your intentions prior to the tournament starting to be in the money pool.

I can provide my paypal info for those so inclined.

https://www.masters.com/en_US/fantasy/j ... 8bfa4e7fe1
In it to win it!
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:58 am

playing for free..but plan to look good in a green jacket...it is frog color

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by govmentchedda » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:24 am

Digging the team names. In for the money.
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I keep getting invalid username when I try to join league no matter what I pick.
Muh.

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Post by Sabo » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:59 am

govmentchedda wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:24 am
Digging the team names.
Yours is fantastic.
"Once you get past the churlishness and insubordination, I've found (Sabo) to be entirely adequate as a person."
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Giff » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:01 pm

LOL I'm in now for $. No idea why it finally took something when I typed 69 at the end though, but nice that it's working.
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Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:26 pm

Sabo wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:59 am
govmentchedda wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:24 am
Digging the team names.
Yours is fantastic.
Yeah that's great.

And at first I though Giff's was "Child Pipper" and was WTF!?!?!
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Pruitt » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:20 pm

In for the money!
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Post by Brontoburglar » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:37 pm

money me
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Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:45 pm

If you want to venmo me:


@A-B-5

but it is my full name spelled out but keep the dashes. PM me if it you can't find me.

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Post by Sabo » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:50 pm

Who's PineStrawman? Bronto?
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Sabo » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:51 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:20 pm
In for the money!
You forgot to add "donation" at the end.
"Once you get past the churlishness and insubordination, I've found (Sabo) to be entirely adequate as a person."
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:52 pm

Alternately, I don't care if you venmo me then I send it out* or if you just pay the winner directly after the tournament.


* - If neccesary.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Pruitt » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:59 pm

Sabo wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:51 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:20 pm
In for the money!
You forgot to add "donation" at the end.
Nah-uh!

Not with this guy on my team. Image
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Rex » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:35 pm

Just sent the money

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:21 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:59 pm
Sabo wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:51 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:20 pm
In for the money!
You forgot to add "donation" at the end.
Nah-uh!

Not with this guy on my team. Image
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Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:23 pm

Rex wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:35 pm
Just sent the money
Rex’seived
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Post by A_B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:39 pm

And for those playing for money it is winner take all.
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Post by Brontoburglar » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:13 am

Sabo wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:50 pm
Who's PineStrawman? Bronto?
yup
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Post by rass » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:30 am

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by Brontoburglar » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:05 am

that story reminds me that I got a couple things of pimento cheese dip at trader joe's for the weekend
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Post by Sabo » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:13 am

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I made a homemade pulled pork and pimento cheese sandwich a couple of months ago, and it was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had. So YMMV.
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Post by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:22 am

Pimento has a very high care to quality correlation. The bad stuff is awful and the good stuff is tremendous.
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Post by Giff » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:24 am

I'm not outwardly objectionable to many foods, but that's probably at the top of the list.
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Post by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 am

Are you a No Mayo Boy or is it just the texture?
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Post by Giff » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:33 am

It has to be the texture...I love mayo. I admittedly haven't tried it in somewhat close to 40 years, but I still have a visceral reaction when I think of it.
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Post by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:36 am

Oh man, you have to get back in. First time I had it was at a corporate cafeteria in New Orleans and I was like "this is gross, you guys are insane". Then I had it at a restaurant and it was just a polar opposite experience.
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Post by rass » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:49 am

The last time I had it was on a burger on HHI and it was great though absolutely decadent and belly-busting (the reporter eventually went burger, too, which was a good call).
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:58 am

Stirling Hotel does it on a burger too but most of the time I'll flip that to chicken to save the afternoon.



(And hold the bacon or give it to a kid because bacon doesn't improve a good sandwich!)
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Post by Brontoburglar » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:59 am

was just informed that the 5:30 wine tasting/dinner reservation that I was told was on Saturday is on Sunday

I am not happy!!!!!
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Post by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:02 am

There's rain in the forecast, right?
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:20 am

Giff wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:24 am
I'm not outwardly objectionable to many foods, but that's probably at the top of the list.
Just watched Dustin Johnson making them - absolutely repulsed.
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Post by Brontoburglar » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:32 am

mister d wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:02 am
There's rain in the forecast, right?
in the morning ... but if the rain knocks out a chunk of Saturday afternoon, then yeah, it would be unlikely you could get it all done on Sunday
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Post by A_B » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:00 pm

mister d wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:22 am
Pimento has a very high care to quality correlation. The bad stuff is awful and the good stuff is tremendous.
Pro tip: Next time you make sausage balls, use pimento cheese instead of shredded cheddar.
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Post by GoodKarma » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:53 pm

Giff wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:33 am
It has to be the texture...I love mayo. I admittedly haven't tried it in somewhat close to 40 years, but I still have a visceral reaction when I think of it.
You should try making your own...it's pretty easy and you can control the texture.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
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