2021 Masters (the Golf One)

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by rass » Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:38 pm

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Post by rass » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:02 pm

Ace. Wasn’t live so didn’t get to hear Verne call it for real.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by serrano » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:07 pm

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Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:02 pm
Ace. Wasn’t live so didn’t get to hear Verne call it for real.
Verne is a treat. In the birds-eye replay of the tee shot, there is something so wonderful and natural seeing everyone react in exactly the same way when they all threw their arms in the air with excitement. It was satisfying to see such a human moment.

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by rass » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:15 pm

Looks like they brought in the fancy cinematic camera that everyone loved last fall in NFL games.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by brian » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:17 pm

rass wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:15 pm
Looks like they brought in the fancy cinematic camera that everyone loved last fall in NFL games.
8K baby!

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by serrano » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:19 pm

brian wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:17 pm
rass wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:15 pm
Looks like they brought in the fancy cinematic camera that everyone loved last fall in NFL games.
8K baby!
I don’t hate it.

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by A_B » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:22 pm

serrano wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:19 pm
brian wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:17 pm
rass wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:15 pm
Looks like they brought in the fancy cinematic camera that everyone loved last fall in NFL games.
8K baby!
I don’t hate it.
I love it. Looking forward to it being used more but that’s a lens issue I think.
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Post by Brontoburglar » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:02 pm

given that I'm in first I don't think anyone had JR today
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Rex » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:22 pm



Is this real or a joke? Is there any possible good that comes from using technology to call golf penalties?

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Post by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:33 pm

Seems wildly unfair unless every golfer has the exact same level of video which I imagine isn’t the case.
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Post by Jerloma » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 pm

Si Woo Kim throw his putter in a lake or something?
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by mister d » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:56 pm

Jammed it straight into the ground after a 3 putt.
Steve of phpBB wrote:What are they going to do, though. Storm Congress? The Department of Justice building?

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by brian » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:56 pm

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 pm
Si Woo Kim throw his putter in a lake or something?
Broke it in anger.

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Post by mister d » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:59 pm

Like that Pulp song.
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:07 pm

I wanna break my putter like Common People?
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Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:30 pm

Rex wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:22 pm


Is this real or a joke? Is there any possible good that comes from using technology to call golf penalties?
Was it reported by one of those GolfRuleNerds watching on TV?

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by degenerasian » Sat Apr 10, 2021 12:50 pm

Billy Horschel has been entertainment today.



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Post by brian » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:44 pm

Watching the Masters in a Canuckistani bar and place went nuts after that Connors ace. Coverage was on TSN too so saw it live.

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Post by Steve of phpBB » Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:14 pm

degenerasian wrote:
Sat Apr 10, 2021 12:50 pm
Billy Horschel has been entertainment today.



It boggles my how these guys can get themselves in such trouble and end up with a par or bogie.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Rex » Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:21 pm

We’re 24 hours away from Nantz saying “A win for the Asians!”

And probably getting fired

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Post by govmentchedda » Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:24 pm

Love watching Zalatoris. He's got ice in his veins, I wonder if that runs out tomorrow afternoon though.
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Apr 11, 2021 6:38 am

brian wrote:
Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:44 pm
Watching the Masters in a Canuckistani bar and place went nuts after that Connors ace. Coverage was on TSN too so saw it live.
I'd say he's the pride of Listowel Ontario, but that could be Jared Keeso.

Apparently "Letterkenny" is based on Listowel.

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Post by serrano » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:02 pm

HELLO FRIENDS!

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by serrano » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:42 pm

How do you say “oof” in Japanese?

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Post by serrano » Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:29 pm

DeChambeau hit a 374 yard drive on 18. Three hundred seventy four.

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Post by rass » Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:59 pm

Faldo, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
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Post by rass » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:27 pm

Nantz praising the humanitarian efforts of both Augusta National and Roger Goodell in one sentence - DRINK
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

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rass wrote:
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Faldo, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
It’s Sir Sideburns to you, dick.

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Post by mister d » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:57 pm

My +2,700 on Xander felt a lot more promising two hours ago.
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Post by brian » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:22 pm

Midori is Japanese for “green”.

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Pruitt » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:32 pm

rass wrote:
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Nantz praising the humanitarian efforts of both Augusta National and Roger Goodell in one sentence - DRINK
Imagine that! They let first responders onto the grounds!
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Post by rass » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:41 pm

I think my experience with him amounts to not much more than this week and Pebble Beach a couple of years ago but I don’t enjoy Justin Rose.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by rass » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:45 pm

rass wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:15 pm
Looks like they brought in the fancy cinematic camera that everyone loved last fall in NFL games.
So do they have like 10 of them out there today or does the lay or the course allow them to easily sneak around and make it feel that way? Been multiple “rise from behind the azaleas and switch focus to the golfer in the background” shots.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by rass » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:13 pm

Man, if Xander hadn’t shipped his pants so early on this could be pretty epic.
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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by Rex » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:18 pm

Oh no, what did he do?

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Post by Rex » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:23 pm

More like Metsuyama

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by serrano » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:28 pm

rass wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:13 pm
Man, if Xander hadn’t shipped his pants so early on this could be pretty epic.
Overnight delivery to Tokyo on the 16th tee shot.

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Post by brian » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:41 pm

More like Point Scheffle.

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Re: 2021 Masters (the Golf One)

Post by brian » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:53 pm

After this, the Masters will have been won by someone from every inhabited continent.

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