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(I obviously hope he recovers, but it's not looking good...)
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I think that joke's for Nelly.
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Doubt Nelly would find anything about this funny, J-Lo.
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Really. Damn I think you're right. I can either let it slide or come up with a better pun, but there's no good options at this point. I call dibs when Nelly dies though.
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am I think that joke's for Nelly.
No, that would be something like "hopefully he's not like a bird and knows where his soul is at his next stop".
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He's like five months from the Brimley/Cocoon Line too. So close.
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am I think that joke's for Nelly.
Y'all gonna make him act a fool? Up in here. Up in here.
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352 years is a pretty good run.
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Hopefully it isn't contagious, because if you're around him, X gon' give it to you.
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Sucks.
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Yep. It's getting official in here. RIP.

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Yup. Tonight god said “Ride Wit Me”.
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Is it possible to have a DMX thread without spontaneous dog barking sounds. Q Dogs everywhere should pause a moment. Warmup for shiva like mourning when george clinton dies.
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If one has not experienced a pack of drunken qs when atomic dog comes on you have missed out in life. Especially if your closeted gay.
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It's official now. Sucks.
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Click through if you can to read that thread.
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I'm glad I read that - quite a nice story.

(now i'm (finally??) off to listen to some of his music)
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Click through if you can to read that thread.
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am I think that joke's for Nelly.
So I guess DMX's debut album is "It's Dark and Hell is Hot" so that is probably what Brian was thinking of when he started thread.
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A_B wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:23 pm
Jerloma wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am I think that joke's for Nelly.
So I guess DMX's debut album is "It's Dark and Hell is Hot" so that is probably what Brian was thinking of when he started thread.
No I thought Nelly's signature song was by DMX somehow.
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In my defense, I do know who DMX is and further know his signature song is (probably) "Party Up (Up In Here)" and further could make an argument that Nelly likely cribbed from that one because he sucks and is a hack.
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Preacher telling the truth and it hurts.
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Speaking of Nelly...

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Whoa. Holy shit.



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When I think of DMX, I think of white guys in pickup trucks.
Totally Kafkaesque
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Shirley wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:14 pm When I think of DMX, I think of white guys in pickup trucks.
I think of white guys on dirt bikes.
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Fun fact - DMX was arrested at least 5 times for charges of animal cruelty. Five times!!

But he made that fun song that one time.
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Shirley telling the truth and it hurts.
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Not to downplay what DMX did, but it was odd to google that and find an article from 2008 or whatever quoting Sheriff Joe lamenting the condition of the dogs because they were kept in cages without sufficient food and water.
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Nm
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