Okay . . . let's try this again.
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by brian » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:54 am
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by brian » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:59 am
(I obviously hope he recovers, but it's not looking good...)
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by Jerloma » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am
I think that joke's for Nelly.
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by mister d » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:02 am
Doubt Nelly would find anything about this funny, J-Lo.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by brian » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:02 am
Really. Damn I think you're right. I can either let it slide or come up with a better pun, but there's no good options at this point. I call dibs when Nelly dies though.
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by rass » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:04 am
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am
I think that joke's for Nelly.
No, that would be something like "hopefully he's not like a bird and knows where his soul is at his next stop".
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by brian » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:07 am
He's like five months from the Brimley/Cocoon Line too. So close.
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by Reaper » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:07 am
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am
I think that joke's for Nelly.
Y'all gonna make him act a fool? Up in here. Up in here.
How do you all get your death notices since I left?
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by mister d » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:21 am
352 years is a pretty good run.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by A_B » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:28 am
Hopefully it isn't contagious, because if you're around him, X gon' give it to you.
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by govmentchedda » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:37 am
Sucks.
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by brian » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:59 pm
Yep. It's getting official in here. RIP.
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by mister d » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:00 pm
Yup. Tonight god said “Ride Wit Me”.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by HaulCitgo » Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:43 am
Is it possible to have a DMX thread without spontaneous dog barking sounds. Q Dogs everywhere should pause a moment. Warmup for shiva like mourning when george clinton dies.
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by HaulCitgo » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:01 am
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by L-Jam3 » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:33 am
It's official now. Sucks.
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by tennbengal » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:45 am
Click through if you can to read that thread.
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by MaxWebster » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:19 pm
I'm glad I read that - quite a nice story.
(now i'm (finally??) off to listen to some of his music)
tennbengal wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:45 am
Click through if you can to read that thread.
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by A_B » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:23 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am
I think that joke's for Nelly.
So I guess DMX's debut album is "It's Dark and Hell is Hot" so that is probably what Brian was thinking of when he started thread.
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by brian » Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:03 pm
A_B wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:23 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:00 am
I think that joke's for Nelly.
So I guess DMX's debut album is "It's Dark and Hell is Hot" so that is probably what Brian was thinking of when he started thread.
No I thought Nelly's signature song was by DMX somehow.
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by brian » Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:08 pm
In my defense, I do know who DMX is and further know his signature song is (probably) "Party Up (Up In Here)" and further could make an argument that Nelly likely cribbed from that one because he sucks and is a hack.
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by Johnnie » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:32 pm
It would be a shame to not post this:
VIDEO
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by govmentchedda » Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:54 pm
Preacher telling the truth and it hurts.
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by Johnnie » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:18 am
Speaking of Nelly...
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by Johnnie » Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:33 pm
Whoa. Holy shit.
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by Shirley » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:14 pm
When I think of DMX, I think of white guys in pickup trucks.
Totally Kafkaesque
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by Johnnie » Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:44 am
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by A_B » Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:54 am
Shirley wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:14 pm
When I think of DMX, I think of white guys in pickup trucks.
I think of white guys on dirt bikes.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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by mister d » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:42 am
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Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Shirley » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:59 am
Fun fact - DMX was arrested at least 5 times for charges of animal cruelty. Five times!!
But he made that fun song that one time.
Totally Kafkaesque
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by govmentchedda » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:30 am
Shirley telling the truth and it hurts.
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by rass » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:52 am
Not to downplay what DMX did, but it was odd to google that and find an article from 2008 or whatever quoting Sheriff Joe lamenting the condition of the dogs because they were kept in cages without sufficient food and water.
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