Swamp Quarantine-ish Movie Night - Grosse Pointe Blank (1997), Thursday, April 16, 9 PM ET

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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Director: George Armitage
Screenwriter: Tom Jankiewicz, D.V. DeVincentis, Steve Pink, John Cusack
Starring: John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Alan Arkin, Dan Aykroyd
Running Time: 107 minutes
Budget: $15 million
Box Office: $30 million
Streaming availability: Checking
On-demand/PPV: $2.99/$3.99 on cable and satellite services
Other availability: Probably the usual rental places like Amazon, Roku, etc.
Start Time: 9:00 p.m. (movie starts at 9:10 p.m.)

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The score for the movie was composed by the one and only Joe Strummer.

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One of my all-time favorites. The Sargent Pepper line gets me every single time.
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I know you usually pick films that are easy to mock, but I legitimately like this one.
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We've had other truly outstanding flicks - Jackie Brown and Bottle Rocket to name a couple.
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I'll post a pause point here in a little bit and will flesh out a schedule later today with the suggestions that have been made (and maybe a surprise or two!). Also we'll take the night of the first round of the NFL Draft off two weeks from tonight as we did last year.
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Popcorn!
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Start from the beginning, prior to the Hollywood Pictures* logo (only two logos before things start rolling)?

For a pause point, may I suggest the end of John Cusack and Minnie Driver's first meeting for drinks (around the 52-minute mark - I have it on DVR, so I can't do any better)? She drives off in her car, he stands on the sidewalk, cracks his neck, then walks off screen. Pause on the cut to his office at night.


* There used to be a saying in the movie industry about Hollywood Pictures' output based on their logo - "If it's from the sphinx, it stinks!"
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:18 pm Start from the beginning, prior to the Hollywood Pictures* logo (only two logos before things start rolling)?

For a pause point, may I suggest the end of John Cusack and Minnie Driver's first meeting for drinks (around the 52-minute mark - I have it on DVR, so I can't do any better)? She drives off in her car, he stands on the sidewalk, cracks his neck, then walks off screen. Pause on the cut to his office at night.


* There used to be a saying in the movie industry about Hollywood Pictures' output based on their logo - "If it's from the sphinx, it stinks!"
Certainly works for me.
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This is just two years removed from Minnie Driver playing as the supposedly less attractive and (again supposedly, it is a plot point) overweight member of, uh, A Circle of Friends.
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I liked her in Return to Me. That's an underrated flick.
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OK, a little less than 15 minute warning. Sadly, this movie was not filmed in Grosse Pointe.
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Been too long since I've watched this. About ten seconds away...
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I'll drop my fanfic book on you all later about Martin Blank's life if he would have accepted his Centralis Scholarship from CMU instead.
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"Is that a niner?"
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Who’s better than Alan Arkin?
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Just in general, I miss opening credits sequences that took a while before showing the actual movie footage.
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Odd that Grocer's exit route goes through the hotel.
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This is seriously probably one of Ackroyd's top three performances.
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brian wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:14 pm This is seriously probably one of Ackroyd's top three performances.
It's right before his performances started setting records for his top weight.
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The breakup of the Eastern bloc really probably did result in a serious drop in prices for murder for hire.
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Aykroyd's kind of underrated as an actor in stuff he wasn't involved in making.
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These hitmen only renting Lincoln Continentals somehow also seems right to me.
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This scene where Cusack and Aykroyd meet is not far from where that camp was in "They Live".
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Also great casting. If it had been someone who always plays psychopathic villians, I don't think it's as good.
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The fact that he seems to have a set-up device for doing specifically this is neat.
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And yes, that Sgt. Pepper line always kills me too.
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Random thought, did Joan Cusack ever play Lucille Ball in the thousand TV movies made about her? If not, it's criminal.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:21 pm Random thought, did Joan Cusack ever play Lucille Ball in the thousand TV movies made about her? If not, it's criminal.
Valid point.
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Alan Arkin? Also perfect casting.
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I really enjoy the psychology behind how Cusack rationalizes his job (it's not me, you did something to deserve it, etc.).
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These helicopter shots were the only ones actually filmed in the Detroit area :-(
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So Hank Azaria and this other guy are obviously CIA, but I'm still not certain why they're after a hitman, albeit even an American one that operates overseas. Also, it's illegal for the CIA to operate on American soil, though I imagine that's still not honored.
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brian wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:27 pm These helicopter shots were the only ones actually filmed in the Detroit area :-(
"Monrovia Beauty Supply". Makes me sad.
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"Rudy Can't Fail" is probably the most underrated Clash song.
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His "fake" jobs are all hilarious, as if the fact that everyone either believes him or realizes he's being sarcastic and never presses him on it.
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Every movie high school looks like a mini Ivy League university. Waiting for one that depicts the brutalist prison-esque nightmare I went to.
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I love the cut into the party store (Detroit term!) when "Live and Let Die" transitions to the Musak in the store.
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One musical beat in this movie that has totally stuck with me even though most of the rest of the movie slipped away. Excited to see if I remember it correctly.
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Stroh's in the cooler. Grab a sixer.
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Zima and ice beers.
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