What the fuck is wrong with YOU

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Yeah, you, mother fucker. FUCK YOU!
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Yeah, well at least I don't—wait, you were talking to Kranepool. Sorry.
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Sorry, man. I'm doing my best.
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So much, dude.
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Have to agree. I'm pretty fucked up. But I've come to terms with that and now it's on everyone else to deal with it. Or shoot me. But I'm good with eyes. Can see u coming. Window to the soul and all.
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Shit, how much time do you got?
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my Mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Love chunk
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Already had this phone call this week
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I’m not sure. You tell me what’s wrong with me? I’ve spent tens of dollars in therapy trying to figure this out.
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Gonna need versions seven and eight of the Swamp to properly answer in full.
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I’m too nice, thanks for dredging that up.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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I work too hard…I care too much…wait, this isn’t a job interview?

To really answer the question I need to lose about 50lbs. but I can’t stop eating food that is bad for me.
I would like expensive whiskey.
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tennbengal wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:22 pm I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
What's wrong with me is that I think this is one of the most incredible things I have ever heard.
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I feel like this is directed at me.
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I broke up with my boyfriend once by putting his letterman's sweater in the bucket of a well and hoisting it up to him and kissed my new boyfriend's little brother on the same day
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That's crazy because I'm a youthfully exuberant mishmash of Asian-American stereotypes played for laughs from a non-Asian audience but my worst trait was constantly wearing a Yankees hat when I was younger.
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I think I've fully covered this topic already.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:54 am
tennbengal wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:22 pm I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
What's wrong with me is that I think this is one of the most incredible things I have ever heard.
Pruitt- you know the source of this, right?
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I don't
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P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:52 amI don't
Of all people...
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P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:52 amI don't
You drove us to the ship's site!
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I am mostly amused at Pruitt thinking I pulled that off...

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rass wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:54 am
P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:52 amI don't
Of all people...
Touché. It's a movie that's been on my 'rewatch' list for awhile now – literally haven't seen it in 30 years.
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I knew "this is a reference" but had no idea what to.
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rass wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:59 pm Yeah, you, mother fucker. FUCK YOU!
Where to start...
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Early in COVID Josh Gaad got the cast back together
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tennbengal wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:58 am I am mostly amused at Pruitt thinking I pulled that off...

In my defense, I had a couple more stents put in yesterday (previously scheduled), and they gave me fentanyl and other shit at the hospital. There were clues in this thread that I can only notice now that the fog has mostly cleared.

(And I never saw "Goonies")
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:55 pm (And I never saw "Goonies")
sssshhh your street cred as a tv writer just took a hit
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:02 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:55 pm (And I never saw "Goonies")
sssshhh your street cred as a tv writer just took a hit
Umm...Goonies is cinema, my friend.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:12 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:02 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:55 pm (And I never saw "Goonies")
sssshhh your street cred as a tv writer just took a hit
Umm...Goonies is cinema, my friend.
Yeah but only time before a tv writer asks "how do I get 8 episodes out of the remake for my streaming channel".
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rass wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:59 pm Yeah, you, mother fucker. FUCK YOU!
It all started after I got my shots. Fucking magnets.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:12 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:02 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:55 pm (And I never saw "Goonies")
sssshhh your street cred as a tv writer just took a hit
Umm...Goonies is cinema, my friend.
I'll check it out.
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testuser2 wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 3:31 pm
rass wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:59 pm Yeah, you, mother fucker. FUCK YOU!
It all started after I got my shots. Fucking magnets.
Ohio doctor. Excuse me... Ohio Osteopath.
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