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Fuck, it, let's go. Pre-camp, camp, pre-season, season. One thread should do it.

I will start. Urban Meyer learns about unions...

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tennbengal wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:40 pm Fuck, it, let's go. Pre-camp, camp, pre-season, season. One thread should do it.

I will start. Urban Meyer learns about unions...

Tick...tick...tick...

What's the over/under on Meyer's games coached in Jacksonville?
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Really rooting for a spectacular trainwreck there. They've already been fined/sanctioned for his violating rules around voluntary mini-camps etc.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:57 pmWhat's the over/under on Meyer's games coached in Jacksonville?
I think setting it somewhere around the latter portion of his second season is correct, so let's say 30.5.
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 1:46 pm Really rooting for a spectacular trainwreck there. They've already been fined/sanctioned for his violating rules around voluntary mini-camps etc.
Fuck Urban Meyer
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govmentchedda wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 3:03 pm Fuck Urban Meyer
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If I were setting odds on Urban Meyer being the head coach of the Jaguars on 7/15/22 it would be something like -110/-110.
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You love to see it.

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I was just coming here to post that!
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Not surprised it’s come to this, the NFL is the de facto ruling party in America.
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The odds of Dennison being interviewed on Fox News by Sunday are approximately 99.97 percent.
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brian wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:46 pm The odds of Dennison being interviewed on Fox News by Sunday are approximately 99.97 percent.
I'm not plugged into the Fox happenings, but aren't they slowly coming on the get vaccinated train now?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:33 pm
brian wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:46 pm The odds of Dennison being interviewed on Fox News by Sunday are approximately 99.97 percent.
I'm not plugged into the Fox happenings, but aren't they slowly coming on the get vaccinated train now?
Hannity made a much-reported 'hey...get vaxxed!' statement a few nights ago.

And then promptly walked it back.
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Dak is now a US Healthcare privacy law expert.

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Weird that people think HIPAA means you can’t be asked about health shit.
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There’s a great TikTok on this subject. But I don’t know how to find individual TikToks
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But seriously, Rodgers really gonna retire?
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Between the Akers achilles injury, Michael Thomas ankle surgery, and the Rodgers uncertainty, top 24 or so of potential fantasy picks taking hits.
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Ok, I'll switch to this thread.

Literally everyone on social media is sharing this obviously fake video of Tom Brady acting like it's real and it's annoying the shit outta me.

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the weirdest shit goes viral.
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Feeling better and better about Chicago's chances this season...

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Didn’t realize Mac McAnally was the Bears new QB.
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until Justin Fields takes over, all Dalton bearded Dalton
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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The Rodgers whatever it is thing appears to be resolving in a way that gets him to Green Bay shortly.
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tennbengal wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 4:16 pm The Rodgers whatever it is thing appears to be resolving in a way that gets him to Green Bay shortly.
I bet my neighbor a six pack of beer that Rodgers would still be on GB's roster week 1. Neighbor was certain he would be gone. Looks like free alcohol headed my way...
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GoodKarma wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:49 pm
tennbengal wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 4:16 pm The Rodgers whatever it is thing appears to be resolving in a way that gets him to Green Bay shortly.
I bet my neighbor a six pack of beer that Rodgers would still be on GB's roster week 1. Neighbor was certain he would be gone. Looks like free alcohol headed my way...
Indeed. Altho, that situation in Green Bay is on a knife's edge in terms of making this work for one more year. Any adversity and they seem like they could fall apart quickly.
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Rivera frustrated with lack of vaxes among WFT. TJ Ward with the hottest take I have ever seen.
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I’m as non-pro-management as they come and I would applaud cutting that dude as fast as they can.
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He's tweeting through it! Doubling down!

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It’s a lot harder to Tweet your way out of a job than many people would have you think but he’s finding a way to do it.
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That is one hell of an endorsement for Oregon’s education
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What did the second round say?
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More of the same. Doubled down really. The immediate dunking on that was epic. Pretty sure his agent ran people over to try and get Ward's attention to delete it.
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Looks like he deleted the tweet where he got ratio’d to the moon.

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This was it - I think - in part. The grab on the right:


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