2021 NFL Season Thread

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The Dunning-Kruger effect is particularly strong in T.J. Ward.
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tennbengal wrote: Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:59 am More of the same. Doubled down really. The immediate dunking on that was epic. Pretty sure his agent ran people over to try and get Ward's attention to delete it.
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Fuck the Bills.

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He's gonna be DUNN TIRED when covid gets into his lungs and ... I don't know. This one isn't really working out. He's a fucking idiot.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:16 am He's gonna be DUNN TIRED when covid gets into his lungs and ... I don't know. This one isn't really working out. He's a fucking idiot.
I think that is unfair to fucking idiots everywhere, he is far worse...
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This reference is completely over my head.
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Here you go.

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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:58 pm This reference is completely over my head.
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But also, that guy's bits are hilarious.
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Tom 1860 wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:42 pm
mister d wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:16 am He's gonna be DUNN TIRED when covid gets into his lungs and ... I don't know. This one isn't really working out. He's a fucking idiot.
I think that is unfair to fucking idiots everywhere, he is far worse...
Amazing what happens when a moron gets a soapbox. They double down and strut so righteously.

ETA: To clarify - I'm referring to Cole Beasley.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 4:04 am
Tom 1860 wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:42 pm
mister d wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:16 am He's gonna be DUNN TIRED when covid gets into his lungs and ... I don't know. This one isn't really working out. He's a fucking idiot.
I think that is unfair to fucking idiots everywhere, he is far worse...
Amazing what happens when a moron gets a soapbox. They double down and strut so righteously.

ETA: To clarify - I'm referring to Cole Beasley.
I am aware of Mr. Beasley's work, he is pretty special...
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Sounds like that foot injury at the end of colts practice day 1 to Carson wentz is not great.
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So much for Indy’s pick getting bumped to a first.
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And you know what that means? My "there's no fucking way they get a 1st for that mess of a contract" bet is looking a lot more likely to pay off than it was yesterday.
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I just sprained my mouse hand trying to get in a bet against the Jacob Eason Colts.
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I have no problem with plastic surgery but John Elway’s bothers me.
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I actually thought it was pretty good work on Elway.

I saw Helen Hunt on tv the other day. She ought to sue her surgeon.
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If the COVID rates in Florida continue, he might get his wish.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:37 pm I saw Helen Hunt on tv the other day. She ought to sue her surgeon.
Is it as bad as Meg Ryan's?
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 11:06 am
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:37 pm I saw Helen Hunt on tv the other day. She ought to sue her surgeon.
Is it as bad as Meg Ryan's?
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 11:15 am
DaveInSeattle wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 11:06 am
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:37 pm I saw Helen Hunt on tv the other day. She ought to sue her surgeon.
Is it as bad as Meg Ryan's?
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Jesus!

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Looking like that character from Hannibal with the disfigured face.
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I was thinking a mash-up of Jamie Lee Curtis and the Michael Myers mask from "Halloween".
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:37 pm I actually thought it was pretty good work on Elway.
The best work done on Elway was in the Louisiana Superdome on January 28th 1990. Quality work, right there...
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Tom 1860 wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 5:12 pm
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:37 pm I actually thought it was pretty good work on Elway.
The best work done on Elway was in the Louisiana Superdome on January 28th 1990. Quality work, right there...
Elway played in five Super Bowls, and won a couple times. Not bad.

Hey Tommy, please refresh my memory - how many times have the Flaming Thumbtacks won the Super Bowl?

So, stfu.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 5:40 pm
Tom 1860 wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 5:12 pm
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:37 pm I actually thought it was pretty good work on Elway.
The best work done on Elway was in the Louisiana Superdome on January 28th 1990. Quality work, right there...
Elway played in five Super Bowls, and won a couple times. Not bad.

Hey Tommy, please refresh my memory - how many times have the Flaming Thumbtacks won the Super Bowl?

So, stfu.
Elway is one of the top 5 QBs ever.

And fuck him forever.
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The fact that he’s a Trumper and a mediocre team administrator does lessen him but I’ll always still be an Elway stan.
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Hey, I think Elway was hell of a player, amazing leader, competitor, winner, big player specialist, ridiculous intangibles for the position, etc.., but lets not get away from the fact that the man is also a massive cunt and was never one of the great modern passers

I don't even like the Colts, but it takes a pretty large ego and the head the size and shape of a horse to do what he did back in 1983. We also had to watch him carry a sack of shit on his back (the rest of the Broncos' organisation) to the SB three times, knowing that they would get reamed while representing the the AFC. At least the Bills failed four times as a team and they were not just a one man show when lost their four.
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Mister D wrote:Man that team has no Andrew Luck at all, huh?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Tom 1860 wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:32 am his typical whiny bullshit
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